Fuck you, Czarcasm, for locking my thread.

Really? Hmm. Want to come over later and make modbabies?

Oh, jeez, they’re spawning in the Pit again. Someone fetch the hose.

I was gonna, but thought nah, let someone else have it. :smiley:

Tes, I know it’'s “madness.”

Not to contradict a mod, but I think I have dibs on Giraffe. :stuck_out_tongue:

:wink:

Finally, my ‘Be A Great Big Pollock!’ classes are paying off!

I’d say he has enough tongue to go around.

You took classes in being from Poland?

True. And I don’t actually mind sharing, as long as everybody’s cool with it.

Real knitting needles, or hoax knitting needles?

Um…is that a kicking leg, or do I *really *need to give **Giraffe **my phone number? :eek:

Hell, it’s not even attached. Could be a King Missile song.

I wonder what would happen if this thread got locked…

When my buddies wife was preganant and being ultrasounded, he cried out, “Oh look, it’s a boy”. The ultrasonographer said, “maybe so, but that is an arm”.

Dear lord. Racist morons smuggling explosive devices onto airplanes, mods fucking in the pit, I don’t have any Coke Zero left. This is truly the end times brothers and sisters. May god have mercy on your souls.

Serious question then Auto… why doesn’t he ever learn or try to change? You are a perfect example of someone who has gone to pains to make their SD image improve, wouldn’t it be prudent on his part to at least give that a shot for real? Especially after countless pittings and a suspension. You’d think that he wouldn’t always take the most controversial and in-your-face route as possible.

No, on being a fish, silly.

How To Get Women:

  1. Abuse VCO3.
  2. Commission MSPaint portrait of same.
  3. Sit back and watch them fight over you.

Works every time. :cool:

Not knitting exactly, but does needlepoint count?

OK, VCO3, let me give you one, key tangible difference between knitting and breadboarding. I’ve done both, by the way. When a person’s knitting, all the components they’re working with are attached to each other, and people are only working with 2 to 6 components. When a person’s breadboarding, they’re working with multiple components which aren’t attached to each other. What do you plan on doing when the airplane hits a patch of turbulence and sends your work flying? What do you plan on doing when the person next to you bumps your tray table and knocks components off it? Hunting for relatively small objects in economy class isn’t exactly fun or easy and if the plane’s taking off or landing, getting out of your seat to do so would be frowned on.

Also, why do you want to do something you know has a pretty high risk of “freaking people out”? Are you so self-indulgent the concerns of others means little to you? Have you so little courtesy that you’d choose to make others fearful so you can indulge yourself? If so, fair enough, but please know that doesn’t make you cool, edgy, or original, merely rude.

There’s noting inherently threatening or crimianl about a ski mask either. So malodorous will have no problem with the bank teller.

Before you posted, did you try calling your airline and asking? (I did this when asking about bringing an epipen in my carry on).

I can see it now: “Hey, is it okay if I build a small electronic device while in the cabin? I promise it’s just a hobby and I’m not putting together a detenator or anything. I’ll show you how it works when I’m done.”