# Fuck you Dopers and your Fucking Screen Names **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 25, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053 "2001-08-25T04:45:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/41 "2001-08-25T16:50:47Z")
Hey SPOOFE - If you dropped the “S”, you may have to fight Coldfire off with a stick. Hey, why do you all have to make up weird names anyway? Why not use your real name like me. DIANE. D-I-A-N-E. DIANE. See? No confusion at drunken Dopefests when trying to match up usernames to real names. Makin’ my head spin already. Losers. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/42 "2001-08-25T16:52:15Z")
BTW - My real name is Beulah. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/43 "2001-08-25T16:54:48Z")
I think **bibliophage** has the right idea. So, who gets “A”? Moderators should have first dibs of course, so it’s a face-off between **Arnold Winkelreid** and **Alphagene**. Alphagene is bigger, but Arnold is nastier and sneakier. Arnold takes down Alphagene and gets to stay. Now bibliophage gets to stay by default. Now…\*\*Chronos, CK Dexter Haven, \*\*or **Coldfire**? Hmmm, easy choice, obvious, I won’t even bother with naming the obvious winner. Now…I think there could never be and “L” name as good as mine. What? **Lynn Bodoni**? Never heard of her. New member maybe? ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/44 "2001-08-25T17:19:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lemur866 \* > \*\*I am also sick of people who have similar screen names. People with similar screen names should be beaten with leather rucksacks filled with billiard balls. \*\* 'scuse me?? I’ve been here for over a year, then along comes a “Ring” and a “wing” and **I’m** to be beaten with a stick? nay. ---
**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/45 "2001-08-25T17:40:41Z")
Pretty soon the only screenname left will be clownpenis. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/46 "2001-08-25T17:49:17Z")
I changed my username from **Goboy** to **Gobear** for reasons that made sense to me, and if **Lemur866** doesn’t like it, he is cordially invited to sit on my dick and spin. In fact, maybe I’ll change my username yet again to **SGobear** just to piss him off! ---
**Author:** ![daffodil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@daffodil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/daffodil)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/47 "2001-08-25T18:07:13Z")
LMAO @ Diane. Will you peel me a grape? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/48 "2001-08-25T18:34:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Philistine \* > \*\*Hmm… > > **Philistine > Philosophocles > Philster** > > Confused yet? \*\* **Phlips, pldennison** d&r ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/49 "2001-08-25T18:35:38Z")
Is there another ‘s’-owl on the boards? I can’t imagine becoming **creech-owl**. Phoo. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/50 "2001-08-25T18:39:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Squee \* > \*\*[slight hijack] > > > [@](#): > > > > And by your logic, as crack-addled as it is, us “girls” (hardygrrl, bigirl,dlgirl,andygirl,etc) have to change our names, which would bother you OR leave them as is, which would bother you. > > Who gives a damn?! 🙂 > What ever happened to **NeuroTrashGrrrl**!? > > I’ve been away too long, but THAT chick rocked! = ) > > [/hijack] > > ::slinks back into the background:: \*\* quietgirl ThisYearsGirl Hypergirl-haven’t seen her in a while! And let’s see…pezpunk and pezwookie, FairyChatMom and FairyPrincessKitty, etc etc… ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/51 "2001-08-25T18:48:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lemur866 \* > **It’s all a blur. Would it kill you guys to ditch the “S” names? I can’t take much more of this.** I changed my username from **Shy Ghost** to **Atreyu** months ago. So there. 😛 > [@](#): > > \*\*So, who gets “A”? > \*\* Dibs. Hey, I don’t see anyone else popping in here and calling dibs! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/52 "2001-08-25T20:04:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs \* > And **Speaker for the Dead** and **Searching for Truth** That’s probably just because I’m a moron, though. I am convinced they are the same person. Hey, it works for me . . . no headaches trying to remember who’s who if they’re the same person:). [sub]Does anyone confuse me with someone else?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/53 "2001-08-25T20:14:50Z")
I KNOW youre not talkin bout me…😉 svanilla actually, Toid sounds kindof cute. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/54 "2001-08-25T20:25:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey SPOOFE - If you dropped the “S”, you may have to fight Coldfire off with a stick. I don’t get it. But, now that I think about it, that’s probably a good thing… 😃 > [@](#): > > Hey, why do you all have to make up weird names anyway? Why not use your real name like me. DIANE. D-I-A-N-E. DIANE. See? No confusion at drunken Dopefests when trying to match up usernames to real names. SPOOFE _is_ my real name. Or close enough, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/55 "2001-08-25T20:41:42Z")
How many s names are there anyway? Percentage wise, on the sdmb? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/56 "2001-08-25T21:39:55Z")
> [@](#): > > I don’t get it Oh I dunno, thought he might see the name “POOFE” and be reminded of his piggy girly friend. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/57 "2001-08-25T21:40:25Z")
Hey **bookmunch** , I was here first! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/58 "2001-08-25T22:22:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Oblong \* > \*\*Pretty soon the only screenname left will be clownpenis. \*\* That’s clownpenis.fart Does my name pass inspection? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/59 "2001-08-25T22:27:17Z")
DOWN with S’s, UP with W’s!!! btw I used to be B\_Line12 once upon a time… if you have a problem with that perhaps I could kick you in the nuts. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/60 "2001-08-25T23:05:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beatle \* > \*\*Hey **bookmunch** , I was here first! 😉 \*\* Rank hath its privileges. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053.md?page=4)