# Fuck you Dopers and your Fucking Screen Names **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 25, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053 "2001-08-25T04:45:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/101 "2001-08-29T15:11:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey, I’m one of those “s” people, and for the record I think usernames with numerals are lame. Which are you, My Mother the Car or Herbie the Love Bug? I prefer to think of myself as the Mach 5. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/102 "2001-08-30T06:47:03Z")
I always confuse **astro** and that other ass guy… And yes, apparently there WERE 13 Astroboys before me when I registered with AOL’s IM (long ago, but I, being a creature of habit, use it for a lot of things…Notmail, ICQ, Battlenet, some other things…) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/103 "2001-08-30T14:07:07Z")
Phew! Glad nobody noticed that, said with a Chinese accent, **Uncle Beer** and **UncleBill** are virtually indistiguishable. I’d hate to get called out in the Pit! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/104 "2001-09-01T05:26:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lemur866 \* > \*\*OK, I’m heartily getting sick of all this name changing! How can I keep track of people that I can barely keep track of to begin with if they keep changing screen names? \*\* I thought this was a good place to announce MY NEW NAME!!! The Doper formerly known as **tlmtlm59** , is now **The Big Cheese**!!! 🆒 I thought I’d pick something to keep in touch with my Wisconsin roots. I didn’t even bother trying to get one that started with an ‘S’, didn’t want to be impetus for **Lemur866** to jump off the nearest bridge. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/105 "2001-09-01T06:14:54Z")
Hey, I think my name is quite original. Memorable, if nothing else. You don’t like it? Tough shit. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/106 "2001-09-02T01:49:55Z")
Guess me and Qadgop The Mercotan are safe, huh? 😉 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/107 "2001-09-02T04:17:08Z")
Yeah, but what about Qwertyasdfg? How am I supposed to keep the three of you apart? I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it any more! Attica! Attica! Attica! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/108 "2001-09-02T05:51:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kabbes \* > If we’re talking confusion, let us not forget: > > … **MC** , **MGibson** and **MEBuckner** (“M” off!)… > > pan Oh, well, that’s easy. The posts which are factual, informative, witty, properly formatted, reveal deep universal truths, and are just generally all-around sublime are by me. The others are by those other guys. Personally, I can never keep **“JillGat”** and **“Jill Magruder”** straight. Dunno why… ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/109 "2001-09-10T02:55:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lemur866 \* > **Anthracite gets to be the coal expert, but has to ditch the lesbianism.** You’ll take my lesbianism when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/110 "2001-09-10T04:31:55Z")
Drop the S…and I become Hirley Ujest. Sounds suspiciously Irish. I always combine **ColdFire** [sub]with [/sub] **FireUnderPantsBoobs.** ColdFireUnderPantsBoobs. The New Doper Metric Engrish System. I like the Soon to be taken by (I bet) UserName: ClownPenisFart, but I would like it more if it was _Sr. Mary ClownPenisFart._ Has a nice Papist ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/111 "2001-09-10T11:49:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*You’ll take my lesbianism when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers… :eek: \*\* But I like your hot, live fingers, love… * * * You never refuse when she lies back To put the stripe on the Union, the star on the Jack… ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/112 "2001-09-10T13:38:07Z")
Hey don’t think that **Chance the Gardener** , **One Chance** and myself aren’t conspiring against you. You just be careful, out there. Get me? ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Stewart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Dave\_Stewart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Stewart)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/113 "2001-09-10T13:44:19Z")
No “S” user names? But…this is my real name. I’m not changing it. …although “Well Hung Love God” does have a ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/114 "2001-09-11T00:34:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > **I always combine ColdFire[sub]with [/sub]FireUnderPantsBoobs. ColdFireUnderPantsBoobs.** Does this mean I get to be a Nazi too? Jes’ call me **Clog Girl**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/115 "2001-09-11T01:58:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > > \*\*You’ll take my lesbianism when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers… :eek: \*\* > > But I like your hot, live fingers, love… > \*\* NEI\*. Please elaborate. * * * [sub]\*NEI = Not Enough Information.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/116 "2001-09-11T02:01:15Z")
I did change my name a few weeks ago. Nothing drastic, I went from **Mudshark2911** to just **Mudshark**. I could always change it to **Vigorous Circular Motion** , and be destined to take the place of **Mudshark** in the SDMB mythology. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/117 "2001-09-19T22:59:18Z")
I just noticed a **Lucki Chaarms** and a **Lucky Charms** , is one of you the European flavor?? ---
**Author:** ![\_somewhat\_damaged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ccd318/32.png) [@\_somewhat\_damaged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_somewhat_damaged)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053/118 "2001-09-20T17:09:28Z")
Hey all us S-name people…I have an idea. Being that I’m so concerned about the beginning letter of my name confusing Lemur, I think we should all take the name Lemur. We can just add different numbers behind it. Sound good?_grins_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-dopers-and-your-fucking-screen-names/78053.md?page=5)