# Fuck you "fuck you"! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 13, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365 "2002-04-13T02:21:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/1 "2002-04-13T02:21:38Z")
You fucking fucker. You think you’re so cool, being the king of the swear words. You think you’re the shit, nay, better than The Shit, because you get top billing in all pit threads. You sit there lording over the asses. You scoff at the bung mungers. You edged out the felchers and don’t think they’re not demanding a recount. What the fuck is your problem, fuck? Top of the food chain ain’t good enough for you? You’re a fucking adjective, a fucking verb, a fucking noun, a fucking adverb. You are the entire fucking English language and that ain’t enough for you, is it? What’s next? Participle? Pronoun? El Fucko Spanisho? You’re that versitile. You even have urban legends created because of you, you King Fornicator. Well I quit. You’re too good for me! There! I admit it. I don’t need some fucking word that feels like it’s “slumming it” every time I type it. I’m done with you, fuck. We’re through. Forever. And this time, I mean it. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/2 "2002-04-13T03:25:34Z")
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/3 "2002-04-13T04:16:29Z")
Fuckin’ A, dude! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/4 "2002-04-13T04:21:38Z")
Fuck! It’s whats for dinner! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/5 "2002-04-13T04:24:39Z")
Oh, screw it. ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/6 "2002-04-13T04:44:57Z")
OG SMASH FUCK! [sub]sorry, I had to get it out of my system[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![lorinada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5e925/32.png) [@lorinada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorinada)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/7 "2002-04-13T06:57:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Atreyu \* > \*\*OG SMASH FUCK! > > [sub]sorry, I had to get it out of my system[/sub] \*\* 😃 😛 😃 😛 You just made my day! ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/8 "2002-04-13T07:34:07Z")
I’m a big fan of “furshlugginer” myself. Og love furshlugginer. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/9 "2002-04-13T10:45:51Z")
Heh. **Ender** said, “bung mungers.” ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/10 "2002-04-13T15:03:20Z")
You’re all a bunch of wankers. If you can’t take my rant with all the seriousness that it was intended, I expect you to get the fudge out of my thread. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/11 "2002-04-13T18:35:46Z")
Yeah! Fuck all you fuck-saying fuckers!! Get the fuck out of Ender’s fucking anti-fuck thread! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/12 "2002-04-13T19:13:34Z")
I am so fucking offended by all this gratuitous cursing. ---
**Author:** ![Dryga\_Yes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@Dryga\_Yes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryga_Yes)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/13 "2002-04-13T20:30:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*What the fuck is your problem, fuck? Top of the food chain ain’t good enough for you? You’re a fucking adjective, a fucking verb, a fucking noun, a fucking adverb. \*\* Adverb? He jumped fuckly? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/14 "2002-04-13T21:44:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dryga\_Yes \* > \*\* > > Adverb? > > He jumped fuckly? \*\* Like I’m really fucking interested in what you have to say. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/15 "2002-04-14T06:25:04Z")
What the fuck is this fuckin"gratuitous cursing" that all y’all fucks speak of? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/16 "2002-04-14T11:00:45Z")
It’s all fucked. ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/17 "2002-04-14T18:17:45Z")
Fuck, this fucking shit. I mean who the fuck, can fuck with fuck anyway, moreover who gives a flying fuck? Fuck, fucks you up and then doesn’t even give a fuck. Does fucking anybody give a fuck? ---
**Author:** ![iconoplast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3d9bf3/32.png) [@iconoplast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iconoplast)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/18 "2002-04-14T22:38:27Z")
I’d just like to say… fuck off can mean to spend time idly?? More versatile than I thought! ([cite](http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=fuck)) ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/19 "2002-04-14T23:23:31Z")
Here’s an idea: Fuck/Counterfuck A news-debate-style show about whether or not the word ‘fuck’ should be used as often as it is. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365/20 "2002-04-15T01:15:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > **El Fucko Spanisho?** ¡Jódete, amigo! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-fuck-you/103365.md?page=2)