# Fuck You, Gay World!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 22, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930 "2002-04-22T04:46:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/61 "2002-04-23T20:43:01Z")

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Gee, can a chippie get some of this hugging action by all the hot guys (and yes, **Poly** , I mean you, too 😛 so there)

😃

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/62 "2002-04-23T20:57:14Z")

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{{{{{{{SisterCoyote}}}}}}}}

Anyone else need a hug?

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**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/63 "2002-04-23T21:02:24Z")

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::raises hand meekly::

it’s been a rough couple weeks, and the image of all you sweet, hot, and yet **completely** unattainable guys hugging on me absolutely melts my middles

bella

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/64 "2002-04-23T21:03:47Z")

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“Melts your middles”? Just for that, you get a hug. {{{{{{{{belladonna}}}}}}}}

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/65 "2002-04-23T21:36:38Z")

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Doing my weekly reading of all the fuck you… pit threads.

I learned something today.

I thought a {{{{{Doper Name}}}}} was the text version of a glory hole, now I know it’s a hug symbol. How patently corny.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/66 "2002-04-23T21:44:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by JohnBckWLD \*  
> \*\*I thought a {{{{{Doper Name}}}}} was the text version of a glory hole, now I know it’s a hug symbol. How patently corny. \*\*

For some of us (ahem) it is. 😛

At this rate, we’ll be giving each other virtual blowjobs by, oh, 10 am EDT tomorrow. 😃

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/67 "2002-04-23T21:52:05Z")

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Hey! HEY! **HEY!!!**

This is my Flames of Faggy Fury thread, dammit! There are to be NO virtual hugs in my Flames of Faggy Fury thread!

Geez…organizing queers is like herding cats, I swear…  
jayjay

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/68 "2002-04-23T22:58:23Z")

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: blows jayjay…

…a kiss.:::

What?:eek:

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**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/69 "2002-04-24T00:23:15Z")

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> \*originally posted by matt\_mcl  
> \*“Melts your middles”? Just for that, you get a hug.

Awww, I’m feeling better already. Thanks {{matt}}! Unfortunately, I must now formally remove myself from this orgiastic little frenzy of cyber-hugs before the blow jobs start. I have a bit of a cold. [sub]ah-choo ah-choo[/sub]

And **jayjay** , may I just say that if you exhibit even one tenth of the humor and humility IRL that you’ve displayed in your posts here, then I have total faith in your ability to hook up with some super-stud worthy of your magnificence. Go get 'em tiger. 🙂

bella

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/70 "2002-04-24T19:50:05Z")

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{{{{{SisterCoyote}}}}}  
{{{{{Belladonna}}}}}  
{{{{{Lynn Bodoni}}}}}, while I’m at it – I’m sure she reads all these threads, and after some of them, she **needs** a hug!

And a lowercased hug to [sub]{{{{{[/sub]scott evil[sub]}}}}}[/sub]

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/71 "2002-04-24T21:20:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*  
> \*\*And a lowercased hug to [sub]{{{{{[/sub]scott evil[sub]}}}}}[/sub] \*\*

Is that akin to grabbing my ass with both hands? 😉

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/72 "2002-04-25T16:50:41Z")

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“Would _I_ do something like _that_?!?!” 😉

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-gay-world/104930/73 "2002-04-25T16:59:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*  
> \*\*“Would _I_ do something like _that_?!?!” 😉 \*\*

Ok, **Poly** , is there something you need to discuss with Barb and then share with us? _Hmm?_

😛

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