# Fuck You, Girlfriend's Brother Part 2: Electric Boogaloo **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2013, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626 "2013-07-04T12:03:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/41 "2013-07-04T20:14:16Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > The brother is never going to like you. I’m pretty sure that this is the “horrible” brother who doesn’t like him because A) He was sleeping with her years ago and he described her as retarded (he may have said it a nicer way) and “underaged”. B) He spent something like half of every week at the mom’s house, mooching off mom and getting in her and the brother’s way. C) He turns into a whiney bitch when the brother wants to play his own video games on his own TV and won’t share with the guy who’s boinking his sister. D) Oh yeah…he fucks the girl in the next room from her brother. E) It was the BROTHER’S fault that the two of them didn’t/don’t get along, despite all that. So…I’m taking about 90% of this with a large grain of salt. Sorry kid, not buying your version of the drama. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/42 "2013-07-04T20:29:10Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > You know what my problem might be? I haven’t had a relationship yet where the other party wasn’t fucked up in some considerable way. There was my first girlfriend who was a bizarre super-horny goth chick living with her fundamentalist christian granny whom she hated (and believe me, she was messed up). There was the 48-year-old (nothing _apparently_ wrong with her, but come on, at that age difference, there’s gotta be something). Then there was the girl who suffers from GID with the republican parents who are about as understanding of that as the EPA is about leaking nuclear waste into the local water supply. > > And now there’s this girl, where I didn’t get the details until I was really far in. It’s like I have a knack for drawing in individuals even more damaged than I am - this applies to friends too. I think I might be doing something wrong, but I have no fucking clue what or how it keeps happening. Do you recognize the common denominator for each of those relationships? ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/43 "2013-07-04T20:33:26Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Man, fuck if I know. She’s so goddamn meek. 😕 You seem to have misunderstood my post. When I said that you were full of shit, what I actually meant was that you are full of shit. As in, that story is a load of shit and everything you have written was a crock of shit. Stop making things up you silly child. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/44 "2013-07-04T20:45:52Z")
When did the SDMB Forum turn into the Penthouse Forum? ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/45 "2013-07-04T21:01:41Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > I’m pretty sure that this is the “horrible” brother who doesn’t like him because > > A) He was sleeping with her years ago and he described her as retarded (he may have said it a nicer way) and “underaged”. Different girl. > [@](#): > > B) He spent something like half of every week at the mom’s house, mooching off mom and getting in her and the brother’s way. The situation has changed significantly since then. _Significantly_. > [@](#): > > E) It was the BROTHER’S fault that the two of them didn’t/don’t get along, despite all that. When you open hostilities and talk shit about me behind my back, yeah, it is your fault. > [@](#): > > So…I’m taking about 90% of this with a large grain of salt. > > Sorry kid, not buying your version of the drama. What, you mean the whole “him being an abusive cunt to his sister” part that has about zero to do with me? > [@Ravenman](#): > > Do you recognize the common denominator for each of those relationships? I thought I said as much in the post… Or is it something else I’m missing? > [@bucketybuck](#): > > You seem to have misunderstood my post. When I said that you were full of shit, what I actually meant was that you are full of shit. As in, that story is a load of shit and everything you have written was a crock of shit. Stop making things up you silly child. Honestly, go fuck yourself. I don’t give a shit what you think. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/46 "2013-07-04T21:05:38Z")
Ask brother if he wants to join you and sister next time. That should smooth things over! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/47 "2013-07-04T21:21:44Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > In general, few people here have advice for how to deal with life other than run away from it. Coming from the deviant pervert\* who [ul] [li]supports people posting pictures of kiddie porn on the internet because, hey, the pics are already out there and you feel bad for the kiddie rapists and that the victim’s ongoing pain is irrelevant, [/li][li]the guy who couldn’t figure out how to masturbate without reading a book, [_]the guy who fantasizes about hypnotizing girls to make them have sex with you because you can’t envision yourself meeting one in real life, [/li][li]the guy who hasn’t been outside of his mommy’s basement in years, [_]the guy who berates his mommy for not buying him the precisely right food for whatever made-up allergy you have on a given week[/ul][/li]…you of all people talking about how _others_ give advice about running away from life may be the biggest hypocritical statement ever spoken by any human (or, in your case, alleged human) since the dawn of time. Why don’t you shut up, you diseased asshole? \*Mainly for the bold pro-kiddie porn stance, but the rape girls under hypnosis fantasy is pretty damned creepy too. ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/48 "2013-07-04T21:37:42Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > You dated a 48 year old woman? As a teen? How old of a teen were you? That’s messed up. But hey, he also “dated” a developmentally-disabled girl of about 14 when he was a legal adult, so it balances out. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/49 "2013-07-04T21:39:40Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Honestly, go fuck yourself. I don’t give a shit what you think. Words cannot describe what I would do to a guy who knocked my girlfriend unconscious. Call me old fashioned, but moral support just wouldn’t cut it for me, there would be a reaction. Why haven’t you grown a set of balls and put this supposedly obese sack of shit firmly in his place? Might it be because you are a pimply little neckbeard with an internet connection who is making this shit up to kill time between wanking over ponies or something? ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/50 "2013-07-04T21:44:45Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Words cannot describe what I would do to a guy who knocked my girlfriend unconscious. Call me old fashioned, but moral support just wouldn’t cut it for me, there would be a reaction. 1. Because he’s her fucking _brother_ 2. Because getting barred from her house would make it so that we see each other once a month or so 3. Because _I enjoy not being in jail you dipshit_ > [@](#): > > Why haven’t you grown a set of balls and put this supposedly obese sack of shit firmly in his place? Might it be because you are a pimply little neckbeard with an internet connection who is making this shit up to kill time between wanking over ponies or something? Dude, go threadshit somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/51 "2013-07-04T21:47:16Z")
> [@Blackberry](#): > > But hey, he also “dated” a developmentally-disabled girl of about 14 when he was a legal adult, so it balances out. Whew! For a second there, I was thinkin’ he might be _weird._ But he’s well-balanced after all, I see. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/52 "2013-07-04T21:48:21Z")
> [@Blackberry](#): > > But hey, he also “dated” a developmentally-disabled girl of about 14 when he was a legal adult, so it balances out. She was sixteen and that developmental disability turned out to be Gender Identity Disorder. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/53 "2013-07-04T21:49:31Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > 1. Because he’s her fucking _brother_ > 2. Because getting barred from her house would make it so that we see each other once a month or so > 3. Because _I enjoy not being in jail you dipshit_ You can’t even be an alpha male in your made up stories. What a weenie. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/54 "2013-07-04T21:49:34Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > … the only advice I was actually looking for was “is there any action I can take against the brother that might help the situation, is there any solution to this I’m missing?” Next time he batters her you can call the police and have him arrested. Ask them to have her bruises photographed as evidence. As for leaving her or not, remember this… he will ALWAYS be her brother. ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/55 "2013-07-04T22:08:41Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > She was sixteen and that developmental disability turned out to be Gender Identity Disorder. No, sorry, I remember how the exchange went and how there was no way her mom was talking about her “mental age” like you eventually claimed. Either you were making the whole thing up or it was statutory rape. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/56 "2013-07-04T22:16:18Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > You can’t even be an alpha male in your made up stories. What a weenie. 😛 lol ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/57 "2013-07-04T23:20:04Z")
To summarize the OP in Onion headline form: **Drama Queen Has Found Her King** I’m sure you two will be very…something together. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/58 "2013-07-04T23:24:46Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > To summarize the OP in Onion headline form: > > **Drama Queen Has Found Her King** > > I’m sure you two will be very…something together. Dramatic, I would guess. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/59 "2013-07-05T00:38:34Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Dude, go threadshit somewhere else. Protips Protip #1: It’s not threadshitting when he’s commenting on your posts, pretty much by definition. Protip #2: The brother talking about you “behind your back” in his own house? Go cry me a river, kid. You were mooching for months if not years. He shouldn’t have to leave his home to bitch about an unwanted houseguest. Protip #3: Anyone who brags about fucking a retarded 14 year old girl has forfited the moral high ground forever. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626/60 "2013-07-05T00:53:14Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > And this is why you never ask for relationship advice on the Dope, particularly if Dopers have expressed at any time that they dislike you. You will always be told just to quit whatever it is you’re trying to do, and the latter means they’ll also make fun of you by calling you stupid. In general, few people here have advice for how to deal with life other than run away from it. > > If you want advice for stuff like this, go to a board that specializes in this stuff, not a board that specializes in misanthropic people. > > And, no, I have no idea how to help you in this. I’ve just seen the pattern too many times to think that this thread is some sort of exception. You know, **BigT** , if we’re such assholes, why do you continue to post here? You’re always complaining that people here are too mean, that people are prejudiced against the mentally ill, that we made you into an asshole, etc. Seriously, I’d like to know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother-part-2-electric-boogaloo/662626.md?page=4)