# Fuck You, Girlfriend's Brother **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 30, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586 "2012-12-30T19:17:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/181 "2013-01-02T18:14:35Z")
Again, none of the OP’s business. ---
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/182 "2013-01-02T18:25:17Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Again, none of the OP’s business. So if he cares, he’s wrong? Nobody wants to see the ugly, caged beast abuse its family. The OP is very normal in that regard. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/183 "2013-01-02T18:26:30Z")
OP is obviously a troll, and I’m beginning to suspect he’s also a sock of **al27052**. BPC is supposed to be German? If so, the English in his OP is very very good - especially the use of colloquialisms like “bum-fuck” and such. Nothing at all in his use of slang or grammar that would point to English being a second language. Anybody else notice this? ---
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/184 "2013-01-02T18:32:48Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > OP is obviously a troll, and I’m beginning to suspect he’s also a sock of **al27052**. > > BPC is supposed to be German? If so, the English in his OP is very very good - especially the use of colloquialisms like “bum-fuck” and such. Nothing at all in his use of slang or grammar that would point to English being a second language. > > Anybody else notice this? A sock? I’m a sock? You are so fucking lazy. ROFL Taking a look at posting style and areas of interest, the OP and I have almost no overlap, or even similarity. This idiotic claim doesn’t even deserve to be responded to. YOU are the troll, just randomly throwing out accusations, too lazy to even research the issue. And the OP has spent a great deal of time in the US, IIRC. I’m not sure where he was born, but he’s lived here a good portion of his life, again, IIRC. it’s convenient when everyone you disagree with is a troll, isn’t it? Jesus Christ, you don’t even deserve a response. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/185 "2013-01-02T18:38:25Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > the OP hasn’t even told us if he already chips in, or not. He may already be doing so. If he’s not, then he should at least be offering regularly, and/or offering to prepare meals, wash dishes, etc.. Any occasional guest should be doing that. That’s really not the main problem. > [@al27052](#): > > Taking a look at posting style and areas of interest, the OP and I have almost no overlap, or even similarity. This idiotic claim doesn’t even deserve to be responded to. YOU are the troll, just randomly throwing out accusations, too lazy to even research the issue. I would look askance at someone who cared enough to “research the issue.” It’s not worth the trouble. ---
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/186 "2013-01-02T18:40:54Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > I would look askance at someone who cared enough to “research the issue.” It’s not worth the trouble. Then he’s destorying his own credibility by throwing around accusations without researching them. On second thought, he had nothing to destroy, so…no great loss. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/187 "2013-01-02T18:47:11Z")
He doesn’t need any credibility to make his point. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/188 "2013-01-02T18:54:41Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > ROFL Get up off the damn floor, you’re embarrassing yourself. ---
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/189 "2013-01-02T19:02:41Z")
_sigh_ The OP is not helping himself by lying about his age and the girlfriend’s age, I admit. > **[For those who remember my last threads in this board](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=671540)** > > Hi, I just thought I’d let you all know that I’ve started a relationship with a normal (if somewhat shy) girl who is just about my age (we’re 16 and 18), whose family likes me, and who gets along with me well. We’re taking it nice and slow, not... that thread says he is 18 and she is 16. It’s from 7 weeks ago. This current thread says they are 18 and and 19. Even if they both had birthdays in that 7 weeks (which is unlikely), she didn’t have TWO birthdays. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/190 "2013-01-02T19:14:36Z")
What?? You’re saying that **Budget Player Cadet** , banger of 48 year old women and not-retarded teenaged girls who pretend to be younger than they are, is somehow less than plausible?? This is very shocking. I am very shocked. Yep, my monocle just fell off. That’s definitely a sign of how shocked I am. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/191 "2013-01-02T19:21:39Z")
The vapors man, don’t forget the vapors. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/192 "2013-01-02T19:23:32Z")
And now I’ve got the vapors. Thanks a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Dublin11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dublin11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dublin11)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/193 "2013-01-02T19:36:28Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > I’ve been following this thread, and have read \*\*BPC’s \*\*other posts regarding his romantic life on these boards, I just have to ask… How do y’all not know when you’re being trolled? In my experience while some people can’t see a troll until it whips its mask off and declares itself as such, plenty more people just like poking it with a stick, because it’s pretty amusing to read the ever more convoluted responses the troll produces, thinking that such nonsense defends his/her original position. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/194 "2013-01-02T19:40:45Z")
When do we find out the girlfriend is paralyzed and former poster to this board? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/195 "2013-01-02T19:44:48Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > What?? You’re saying that **Budget Player Cadet** , banger of 48 year old women and not-retarded teenaged girls who pretend to be younger than they are, is somehow less than plausible?? I thought that was “The Stig”. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/196 "2013-01-02T19:55:03Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > A sock? I’m a sock? > > You are so fucking lazy. ROFL > > Taking a look at posting style and areas of interest, the OP and I have almost no overlap, or even similarity. This idiotic claim doesn’t even deserve to be responded to. YOU are the troll, just randomly throwing out accusations, too lazy to even research the issue. > > And the OP has spent a great deal of time in the US, IIRC. I’m not sure where he was born, but he’s lived here a good portion of his life, again, IIRC. > > it’s convenient when everyone you disagree with is a troll, isn’t it? > > Jesus Christ, you don’t even deserve a response. Learn to read for comprehension, Dr. Phil. I accused BPC of being _your_ sock, not the other way around. Interestingly defensive response though, especially considering how undeserving I am to receive one. So let’s pretend for a moment that you and BPC aren’t one and the same. When he finally is revealed to be a troll making shit up on message boards for the lulz, how dumb will you feel for white-knighting him so vociferously? ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/197 "2013-01-02T20:03:22Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > And now I’ve got the vapors. Thanks a lot. Happy to oblige. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/198 "2013-01-02T20:06:11Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > And now I’ve got the vapors. Thanks a lot. So use some Vick’s Vapors Rub. But not on a retarded, underage girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/199 "2013-01-02T20:15:38Z")
Might depend on if Vick’s is short for Victor or Victoria. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/200 "2013-01-02T20:27:49Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > it’s my opinion that every single person on this planet deserves a good solid punch in the face (either physical or figurative) at least once in our lives. Sounds like her brother never got his punch in the face. I automatically thought of this [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc) as soon as I read your post. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586.md?page=11)