# Fuck You, Girlfriend's Brother **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 30, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586 "2012-12-30T19:17:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/221 "2013-01-03T14:51:20Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > – > > You people are dicks. Yeah, I’m not the most clairvoyant or empathic person on the planet (lord knows, I’ve had that problem for fucking ever), and in fact I can be one hell of a manipulative asshole. But at this point, the shit going around this thread… It’s just getting stupid. Great, I got some good life advice, I’ll deal with it. Now can we quit with the assumptions about me? This underinformed dogpile is getting old. Think about what kind of people they must be, and how terrible their daily lives must be, if this is how they treat random strangers. Either their bosses, their spouses, their kids, their parents, or maybe even all of those are giving them unending shit day in and day out, quite possibly. At least they’re harassing you instead of shooting up an elementary school. That’s about all I’ve got on the subject. the dickery on the internet is amazing, even here, among people who you’d think would be too mature for all that. ---
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/222 "2013-01-03T14:52:47Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > I think I’m not risking my neck by suggesting that no one in this thread is clairvoyant, mainly because _nobody_ is clairvoyant. Which is usually okay, because it doesn’t take a magical power like clairvoyance to understand certain things about people around you. > > If you realize that you lack empathy and have certain other tendencies (which I’ll not definitively label at the moment, but words like “sociopathic” come to mind), then maybe you should consider getting some counseling to work on your social skills. Ideally, this would happen before you get involved romantically with anyone else.; How very Dr. Phil of you. ROFL ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/223 "2013-01-03T15:28:24Z")
What are you, 12? How many times in this thread have you rolled on the floor? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/224 "2013-01-03T15:31:19Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > How very Dr. Phil of you. ROFL Wow. That gets funnier and more clever every time you post it! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/225 "2013-01-03T15:33:54Z")
> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#): > > What are you, 12? How many times in this thread have you rolled on the floor? On the internet, no knows knows that you are a dog. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/226 "2013-01-03T15:38:50Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > That’s about all I’ve got on the subject. the dickery on the internet is amazing, even here, among people who you’d think would be too mature for all that. Don’t forget the stupidity and social cluelessness that abounds (cough). ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/227 "2013-01-03T15:44:42Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > On the internet, no knows knows that you are a dog. That explains everything. “Rub my belly!” ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/228 "2013-01-03T16:17:37Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > You people are dicks. Yeah, I’m not the most clairvoyant or empathic person on the planet (lord knows, I’ve had that problem for fucking ever), and in fact I can be one hell of a manipulative asshole. But at this point, the shit going around this thread… It’s just getting stupid. Great, I got some good life advice, I’ll deal with it. Now can we quit with the assumptions about me? This underinformed dogpile is getting old. Don’t dump your purse out then, Allison. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/229 "2013-01-03T16:27:17Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > beta male You keep using that word–I do not think it means what you think it means. Since what it usually means is “the user of this term is a toolbag who believes simplistic (and wrong) PUA theories about how men interact”. There’s also the matter of your apparent obsession with Dr. Phil. I mean, the mustache IS hypnotic, but try to dial it down a bit, y’know? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/230 "2013-01-03T16:38:56Z")
If you knew the ecstasy of being tickled by that lip worm you wouldn’t be asking. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/231 "2013-01-03T17:25:26Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > You people are dicks. Nah - we’re adults, unlike you and **al27052**. You’re the dick in this situation from any reasonable person looking in from the outside. The good news is, you’ll outgrow it. Being a (clueless) dick (in other words, being 18) is something we’ve all gone through. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/232 "2013-01-03T17:44:40Z")
There’s no firm evidence that BPC will ever grow up or mature. There are plenty of 30-something man-children around. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/233 "2013-01-03T17:52:59Z")
True, but I’m willing to give most teens the benefit of the doubt. Christ knows I was an insufferable moron at that age, though I fancied myself wiser and more sophisticated than my peers. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/234 "2013-01-03T18:08:08Z")
I just read this entire thread. WTF is _wrong_ with me? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/235 "2013-01-03T18:13:59Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > , and in fact I can be one hell of a manipulative asshole. Especially with retarded girls. > [@](#): > > It’s just getting stupid. Is the retarded girl still reading the thread? What does she think? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/236 "2013-01-03T18:19:39Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > Think about what kind of people they must be, and how terrible their daily lives must be, if this is how they treat random strangers. Says the retard who’s spent the last four days calling people Dr. Phil. And who went full retard and invented a new verb, “Dr. Phil-ling.” ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/237 "2013-01-03T18:31:17Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > Think about what kind of people they must be, and how terrible their daily lives must be, if this is how they treat random strangers. Either their bosses, their spouses, their kids, their parents, or maybe even all of those are giving them unending shit day in and day out, quite possibly. At least they’re harassing you instead of shooting up an elementary school. > > That’s about all I’ve got on the subject. the dickery on the internet is amazing, even here, among people who you’d think would be too mature for all that. I’m guessing that’s about a ten foot tall horse your on, give or take six inches. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/238 "2013-01-03T19:25:37Z")
> [@duchessofdork](#): > > I don’t think the OP will be back until he finds another girlfriend. Hide your kids, hide your moms, etc. Given teh OP’s posting history, I’m thinking you should also hide your farm animals, family pets, household pests, wildlife in your area, and put a cork in all your own orifices (with some sort of padlock securing those corks), besides. [sub] Where’s the **:If it’s got a hole, I’ll fuck it:** smiley? I can’t seem to find it. Maybe **al[numbers]** is using it in his knightly quest to justify the OP’s stupidity.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/239 "2013-01-03T19:37:40Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Says the retard who’s spent the last four days calling people Dr. Phil. And who went full retard and invented a new verb, “Dr. Phil-ling.” I dare you to watch 5 episodes of his show in a row, and NOT get angry at him. ---
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/240 "2013-01-03T19:39:18Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > I’m guessing that’s about a ten foot tall horse your on, give or take six inches. Someone’s got to try to take the high road. Certainly the people calling me “retard” or saying the OP will fuck farm animals are setting the bar so low that it’s literally impossible to go lower…so why TRY to go lower? Personally, I don’t use take the fact that the Pit _allows_ abusive behavior to mean that I am _required_ to be abusive. At least the Dr. Phil thing is fairly accurate. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586.md?page=13)