# Fuck You, Girlfriend's Brother **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 30, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586 "2012-12-30T19:17:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/321 "2013-01-04T18:07:26Z")
I suppose schadenfreude isn’t just for breakfast any more. ROFL. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/322 "2013-01-04T18:07:48Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > “Some people”? Come on - a 12-year-old with below-average intelligence could do that amount of “research”. Dude has no reason to be shocked. Some because **al27052** obviously didn’t and I didn’t want him to feel like it was only him. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/323 "2013-01-04T18:13:27Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > No, it’s not. A good bit of the stuff that’s been said to the OP would most likely elicit a “fuck you” from the average 18-year-old IRL. Pissing off the intended audience is not usually a good way to get them to listen. No shit. Most of the stuff here will elicit a “fuck you”, and has done so a number of times. That’s the whole point of this particular forum. In fact, this place used to be a hell of a lot worse. ---
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/324 "2013-01-04T18:15:05Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > No shit. Most of the stuff here will elicit a “fuck you”, and has done so a number of times. That’s the whole point of this particular forum. In fact, this place used to be a hell of a lot worse. What changed it? ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/325 "2013-01-04T18:17:38Z")
Hey al, if you need somewhere to stay to get away from these stalkers, I know a very accommodating lady in Germany… ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/326 "2013-01-04T18:28:42Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > What changed it? There was the CA era. Now its the NC era. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/327 "2013-01-04T18:44:37Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > Is there some social group you’re part of IRL that has a “time to verbally abuse each other” set aside? No, there isn’t. Yes there is shit for brains. ROFL. It’s called friends. ROFL. And the time we meet to verbally abuse each other is the evening, on the couch, watching tv, making yo mama jokes. ROFL. > [@al27052](#): > > Nice work. stalker. I’ve reported your post. This is not cool. You’re right that wasn’t very Dr. Phil of him. ROFL. It’s still funny as hell. ROFL. ROFL. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/328 "2013-01-04T18:50:36Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > No, you’re right. It was foolish of me to post that in a place like this. I felt the same way when I glued my Social Security card to my forehead and walked around the mall. I had assumed people there would have the decency to respect my privacy, but some of them actually read it! Scumbags! ---
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/329 "2013-01-04T19:02:45Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Yes there is shit for brains. ROFL. It’s called friends. ROFL. And the time we meet to verbally abuse each other is the evening, on the couch, watching tv, making yo mama jokes. ROFL. > > You’re right that wasn’t very Dr. Phil of him. ROFL. It’s still funny as hell. ROFL. > > ROFL. I don’t threaten to reveal the personal information of my “friends” on an online anonymous message board, particularly one like this. Bob Ducca is not my friend. bob ducca is my stalker. My DAUGHTER is on my facebook profile. this is not at all cool, and if you think it’s funny, wonderful. I hope it never happens to you. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/330 "2013-01-04T19:07:48Z")
Not so obvious troll just became very obvious. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/331 "2013-01-04T19:12:29Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > I don’t threaten to reveal the personal information of my “friends” on an online anonymous message board, particularly one like this. Bob Ducca is not my friend. bob ducca is my stalker. My DAUGHTER is on my facebook profile. this is not at all cool, and if you think it’s funny, wonderful. I hope it never happens to you. Who threatened you? Please find evidence of this threat and post it here. We’d all love to see it. I’ll wait. If I recall, you’re the one making statements about possibly being “unhinged” or owning a lot of guns, or being a master hacker. If anybody is guilty of making threats, it’s you. I was just pointing out what a fucking idiot you are… Did you a favor, really. Would you rather I didn’t clue you in on your ineptness at Internetting? Hopefully your daughter goes elsewhere for lessons on maintaining her online privacy. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/332 "2013-01-04T19:12:32Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > I don’t threaten to reveal the personal information of my “friends” on an online anonymous message board, particularly one like this. That’s not what we were talking about. ROFL. It was about a “social group” who verbally abuse each other. ROFL. > [@](#): > > Bob Ducca is not my friend. That’s not very Dr. Phil of him. > [@](#): > > bob ducca is my stalker. ROFL. > [@](#): > > My DAUGHTER is on my facebook profile. ROFL. > [@](#): > > this is not at all cool, and if you think it’s funny, wonderful. I hope it never happens to you. And Dr. Phil bless us. ROFL. Every one. ROFL ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/333 "2013-01-04T19:12:55Z")
Bob Ducca killed my father. Be warned. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/334 "2013-01-04T19:14:41Z")
Oh, and by the way **al27052** , I also reported my own post to the mods so that they can remove anything that was against the rules or over the line. I don’t think that’s the case though. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/335 "2013-01-04T19:19:33Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Bob Ducca killed my father. > > Be warned. Bob is becoming less and less Dr. Phil. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/336 "2013-01-04T19:21:49Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > I don’t threaten to reveal the personal information of my “friends” on an online anonymous message board, particularly one like this. Bob Ducca is not my friend. bob ducca is my stalker. My DAUGHTER is on my facebook profile. this is not at all cool, and if you think it’s funny, wonderful. I hope it never happens to you. Blubbering after getting confronted by your own stupidity? Dr. Phil would be so proud! ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/337 "2013-01-04T19:24:08Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > I don’t threaten to reveal the personal information of my “friends” on an online anonymous message board, particularly one like this. Bob Ducca is not my friend. bob ducca is my stalker. My DAUGHTER is on my facebook profile. this is not at all cool, and if you think it’s funny, wonderful. I hope it never happens to you. Right response when someone says they can find your real identity online: “_private message_ Shit, how? _take corrective action_ Whew, maybe I should learn to not be such a combination of clueless and douchey in the future.” Wrong response when someone says they can find your real identity online: “I doubt you did. Oh shit, you did, you’re evil. It’s totally not my fault for taking elementary precautions about privacy.” Oh, and for the record, punching someone’s published e-mail address into google is “stalking” like your posts in this thread are “funny and useful”. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/338 "2013-01-04T19:24:40Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Bob is becoming less and less Dr. Phil. I think I’ve found [my new avatar.](http://blog.newsok.com/television/files/2009/02/m13dr-phil.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/339 "2013-01-04T19:25:52Z")
\*\*Bob Ducca \*\* hacked into the Mars Rover and made it pop a wheelie. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/340 "2013-01-04T19:52:28Z")
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