# Fuck You, Girlfriend's Brother

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 30, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586 "2012-12-30T19:17:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/341 "2013-01-04T20:10:07Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> Oh, and by the way **al27052** , I also reported my own post to the mods so that they can remove anything that was against the rules or over the line. I don’t think that’s the case though.

The things that are happening go far beyond this website, Bob. You threatened me and my family, and I’m going to see what I can do to get your program’s funding revoked.

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/342 "2013-01-04T20:11:27Z")

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WTF are you talking about now?

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**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/343 "2013-01-04T20:12:08Z")

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> [@woodstockbirdybird](#):
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> WTF are you talking about now?

Ask Bob.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/344 "2013-01-04T20:21:20Z")

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> [@al27052](#):
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> The things that are happening go far beyond this website, Bob. You threatened me and my family, and I’m going to see what I can do to get your program’s funding revoked.

I only wish I had a program that needed funding. Sadly, I’m just a lowly worker-bee.

Pro-Tip: Bob Ducca isn’t my real name. Only a moron would put his personal information out there for everybody to see. It’s the name of a comedy character created by comedian/actor Seth Morris (who sadly, is also not me).

Also, this post of yours is most certainly a threat, as mis-informed as it is.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/345 "2013-01-04T20:21:40Z")

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Bob is that guy from 12 Monkeys.

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**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/346 "2013-01-04T20:26:42Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> I only wish I had a program that needed funding. Sadly, I’m just a lowly worker-bee.
> 
> Pro-Tip: Bob Ducca isn’t my real name. Only a moron would put his personal information out there for everybody to see. It’s the name of a comedy character created by comedian/actor Seth Morris (who sadly, is also not me).
> 
> Also, this post of yours is most certainly a threat, as mis-informed as it is.

I know exactly who you are. You shouldn’t have left your email (with your real name, no less) posted in YOUR profile, EITHER, Bob. The appropriate authorities have been notified. I’ll let you use your imagination as to which various officials and agencies I’ve contacted.

I may contact some university donors, too. who knows?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/347 "2013-01-04T20:31:09Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Bob Ducca killed my father.
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> Be warned.

Really? How much did he charge?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/348 "2013-01-04T20:32:07Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Bob is becoming less and less Dr. Phil.

Yes, in spirit. But looks wise he is looking more and more like him. He’s a sneaky bastard.

(995 Quatlus BTW. There was a sale and I am a member of Groupon)

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/349 "2013-01-04T20:33:03Z")

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Sorry, I have a hard time believing **Bob Ducca** is stupid enough to threaten you and your family using his listed e-mail address. He’s not you.

Then again, I have a hard time believing you were threatened, period, except in your mind.

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**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/350 "2013-01-04T20:34:34Z")

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> [@woodstockbirdybird](#):
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> Sorry, I have a hard time believing **Bob Ducca** is stupid enough to threaten you and your family using his listed e-mail address. He’s not you.
> 
> Then again, I have a hard time believing you were threatened, period, except in your mind.

His email is on his public profile. It’s right there, with his real name.

His comments are not appropriate, given his job title.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/351 "2013-01-04T20:36:10Z")

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> [@al27052](#):
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> The things that are happening go far beyond this website, Bob. You threatened me and my family, and I’m going to see what I can do to get your program’s funding revoked.

Wha? You’re the one who brought up having “lots of guns” and going apeshit. He just mentioned that he happened to find your facebook page.

I think you really ARE unhinged.

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/352 "2013-01-04T20:36:57Z")

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So again - it’s all in your mind. Thanks for clearing that up.

This, kids, is why there’s a rule about never going full retard.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/353 "2013-01-04T20:39:37Z")

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Unhinged, gun collection, hacker.

We know hacker is wrong. We now know unhinged is right. Whats behind door number 2 should be interesting.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/354 "2013-01-04T20:41:56Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> There was the CA era. Now its the NC era.

Heh.

> [@al27052](#):
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> The things that are happening go far beyond this website, Bob. You threatened me and my family, and I’m going to see what I can do to get your program’s funding revoked.

Oh oh.

ETA: This thread has taken a very strange turn.

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**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/355 "2013-01-04T20:42:12Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Wha? You’re the one who brought up having “lots of guns” and going apeshit. He just mentioned that he happened to find your facebook page.
> 
> I think you really ARE unhinged.

Threatening my family has the tendency to make me sit up and take notice, I’ll admit.

but I’m not unhinged. As to how much a mess I can make for Bob at work…

And I honest to God don’t know why he hasn’t taken down that email address from his public profile. Maybe he’s playing some subtle game that I’m not aware of, but after what he did to me…it just doesn’t make sense to give me the same option. I’m not unhinged or dangerous, but I’m definitely planning to make a mess for him professionally.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/356 "2013-01-04T20:43:50Z")

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You once organized a hobo union didn’t you?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/357 "2013-01-04T20:44:43Z")

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> [@al27052](#):
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> Threatening my family has the tendency to make me sit up and take notice, I’ll admit.
> 
> but I’m not unhinged. As to how much a mess I can make for Bob at work…

When did he threaten your family?

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/358 "2013-01-04T20:45:51Z")

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Nobody threatend your family, you fucking drama queen. Literally _anybody_ (except, it seems, you) could find your FB info if it was linked to an e-mail account _you supplied to the public_. You really are dumb as shit.

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**Author:** ![half-elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@half-elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/half-elf)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/359 "2013-01-04T20:46:52Z")

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> [@al27052](#):
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> Threatening my family has the tendency to make me sit up and take notice, I’ll admit.
> 
> but I’m not unhinged. As to how much a mess I can make for Bob at work…

> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Wha? You’re the one who brought up having “lots of guns” and going apeshit. He just mentioned that he happened to find your facebook page.
> 
> I think you really ARE unhinged.

So, he threatened you via email? Because he most certainly did not within this thread.  
Also, as \*\*Guinastasia \*\*said, your post about guns and being unhinged etc seemed more like a threat to be quite honest.

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**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/360 "2013-01-04T20:48:32Z")

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> [@half-elf](#):
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> So, he threatened you via email? Because he most certainly did not within this thread.  
> Also, as \*\*Guinastasia \*\*said, your post about guns and being unhinged etc seemed more like a threat to be quite honest.

We’ll see what the various authorities have to say about it. And donors. And whoever else. 🙂

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