# Fuck You, Girlfriend's Brother **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 30, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586 "2012-12-30T19:17:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/421 "2013-01-05T05:17:40Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Sure, that’s what she _wants_ us to believe! Well, it’s not like she has armies of felines, or bikers, or roden… uh, oh. (I’m just posting drivel so we don’t have to read any more ‘Budget’s Gal’s Family’s Drama’) ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/422 "2013-01-05T05:41:20Z")
It takes planning to take over the world!!! When I’m Queen of the Universe, I’ll have the power to bitchslap anyone who upsets me no matter where they are. Totally mad stalking and slapping skillz will be mine! And I’ll get a +5 on my boob enhancing vest. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/423 "2013-01-05T05:52:51Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Well, it’s not like she has armies of felines, or bikers, or roden… uh, oh. > > (I’m just posting drivel so we don’t have to read any more ‘Budget’s Gal’s Family’s Drama’) Don’t forget the marines! And the +5 boob-enhancing vest! ETA: When you’re Queen of the World, **flatlined** , can I be in charge of parking lots? I have lots of…ideas for bad parkers. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/424 "2013-01-05T06:59:13Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I dunno. It could very well end with the banning of a certain poster. Me? Why? What did I do? You’re always out to get me. I’m tired of being threatened like this. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/425 "2013-01-05T07:13:04Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > Me? Why? What did I do? You’re always out to get me. I’m tired of being threatened like this. You _know_ what you did. And don’t try and deny it, either! ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/426 "2013-01-05T07:23:02Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > You _know_ what you did. And don’t try and deny it, either! I can’t stand the pressure. I’ll confess. I sold Bob Ducca’s FP login information to the high bidder. I can’t sleep at nights. For absolution, I’ll do anything, even return the 12 cents. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/427 "2013-01-05T08:50:24Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Damn, you ARE the Hobo Union guy. I guess those Monkubines had syphilis? Ha, [that took me back](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=526869)… ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/428 "2013-01-05T09:06:08Z")
> [@Dr\_Doom](#): > > I can’t believe I’m still following this thread. > > WTF is _wrong_ with me? I think it’s the “let’s rubberneck the trainwreck in progress” bit. Want some popcorn? I have plenty. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/429 "2013-01-05T09:08:11Z")
> [@Meatros](#): > > If you don’t like the Pit, don’t visit it. Who cares? This. There are boards here I don’t want to read, so guess what? I just mark read without reading, stay in the areas I find enjoyable and/or informative, and move on with my day. Why spend time somewhere you don’t want to be if there’s no incentive such as a paycheck? ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/430 "2013-01-05T09:55:07Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > Jesus christ, you people have no fear. What if I was really unhinged, and had a large gun collection, or just happened to be a very capable hacker? We’ve seen your posts here on this MB. You’re an incompetent moron, with a greatly overinflated sense of his own competence. We have no _need_ to fear such a poser/loser. You couldn’t hack your way out of a wet dixie cup. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/431 "2013-01-05T10:16:00Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > I certainly didn’t start the stalking. I couldn’t care less who any of you are. I think the Pit is an aberration, and can’t even understand why it exists. So idiots like you can publicly make fools of yourselves, for our entertainment. You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/432 "2013-01-05T12:21:58Z")
> [@al27052](#): > > The things that are happening go far beyond this website, Bob. You threatened me and my family, and I’m going to see what I can do to get your program’s funding revoked. While your at it, since **Giraffe** has mocked you, call the zoo and have his rations cut! ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2013, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586/433 "2013-01-06T06:28:14Z")
Since the focus in this thread has shifted to al27052 and he’s been banned and cannot defend himself, we’re closing this thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-girlfriends-brother/645586.md?page=21)