# FUCK YOU GOD!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 10, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649 "2001-11-10T18:07:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LittleTigger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/58956e/32.png) [@LittleTigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTigger)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/1 "2001-11-10T18:07:10Z")
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE POMPOUS FUCKWAD!!! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST FUCK ME AROUND!!! I DID NOT WANT TO BE BROUGHT INTO THIS MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE AND YOU FUCKED ME OUT OF HAPPINESS I WOULLD HAVE ENJOYED!!! FUCK YOU!!! I HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!!! YOU GODDAMN POMPOUS DEGENERATE FUCKING BUTTFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!! JUST BRING ME IN TO THIS FUCKED UP MEAN WORLD WHERE NO ONE FUCKING LIKES ME BECAUSE I AM A GODDAMN FUCKING CRIPPLE THAT YOU MADE YOU FYUCKING ASSHOLEDICKFART DICKWAD POOPFUCK!!!1 I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!! I WISH YOU WOULD GET IT RIGHT YOU WORTHLESS POMPOUS ASSLICK!!! YOU CRIPPLED ME YOU BUTTFUCKING DIRTY LYING EVIL FUCK!!! SCREW YUOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR!!! STICK YUOUR FUCKING CROSS UP YOUR ASS AND FUCK I8T YOU SHIT FACED BUTTFYUCKING SONOFABITCHING POMPOUS DICKFUCKED BUTTFACE AND I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF YOU FUCKS ON THIS BOARD EITHER I ON;LY CARE ABVOT MY SELF SO FUCK YOU ALL!!! FLAME ALL YOU WANT I DON’T GIAVE A FUCK SO FUCK YOU AL;L IN YOUR FUCKING ASSES WITH A FUCKSTICK!!! FUCK YOU!!!1111 ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/2 "2001-11-10T18:16:43Z")
Other than this rant, everything’s ok, right? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/3 "2001-11-10T18:17:29Z")
Here, bucko, have a lollipop. That always cheers me right up when I am feeling blue. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/4 "2001-11-10T18:20:13Z")
Someone needs a hug. ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/5 "2001-11-10T18:26:47Z")
Yea. And God also kills priests every day and lets starving children die. What’s your point? As soon as you give up the will to meet life head on, you become nothing but a sad, pathetic loser. ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/6 "2001-11-10T18:27:35Z")
Far be it for me to defend God, but how does He fit into this equation? Next you’ll be blaming him for fixing football games. ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/7 "2001-11-10T18:29:24Z")
AND STOP SHOUTING!!! ---
**Author:** ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/8 "2001-11-10T18:29:54Z")
Thank you, you just helped make up my mind on whether I would pay to post. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/9 "2001-11-10T18:37:49Z")
Nice. Blame the invisible pink unicorn. Real productive. How 'bout a clue as to what you’re mad about? ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/10 "2001-11-10T19:01:01Z")
And now, in the category; _Most Inane Use of the Word **FUCK** in a Single Posting_! And the **Dopie** goes to… **LittleTigger** ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/11 "2001-11-10T19:04:00Z")
Troll ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/12 "2001-11-10T19:14:58Z")
er… ummm… OK… Did you have a point? What were you talking about?😕 ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/13 "2001-11-10T19:15:33Z")
I don’t think he’s a troll. Unless he’s carrying on the wheelchair issue through several threads, which, IMO, seems unlikely. But I think his anger is just a _tad_ misplaced. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/14 "2001-11-10T19:18:17Z")
In just what way are you crippled LittleOne ? In this thread [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97293](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97293) you talk about falling off your bike, in this thread [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97270](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97270) you say \*\* Yes, not that I can help it, I’m handicapped from a heatstroke, and incontinent. \*\* You are able to read and to type. So it’s not like you were born without the use of your body. Lot’s of people have problems far worse than what yours seem to be. There are people who were born without sight, with no hearing. There are those born without limbs or who have lost them due to accidents or disease. So start working on a personality that makes you pleasant to be around and you will make friends. Writting yelling messages on the board at God and adding \*\*"AND I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF YOU FUCKS ON THIS BOARD EITHER I ON;LY CARE ABVOT MY SELF SO FUCK YOU ALL!!! \*\* isn’t going to impress anyone. [Edited by Eutychus55 on 11-10-2001 at 03:16 PM] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/15 "2001-11-10T19:19:04Z")
For Pete’s sake, load up the Thorazine darts and fire at will. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/16 "2001-11-10T19:20:23Z")
If some kind loving mod or even a nasty bitchy one could add the to the first thread I tried to link I will owe that mod a huge favor. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/17 "2001-11-10T19:20:34Z")
So, um, leaving God and fucking out of it for a moment, you mentioned some health promlems. Why don’t you say a bit more about that? Honestly, this is quite a compassionate bunch of people if you give them the chance, but I think most of us don’t quite get your meaning in the OP. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/18 "2001-11-10T21:07:03Z")
No shit, the new Slayer CD _rocks_! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/19 "2001-11-10T21:08:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Freyr \* > \*\*And now, in the category; _Most Inane Use of the Word **FUCK** in a Single Posting_! > > And the **Dopie** goes to… > > **LittleTigger** \*\* Dopie? I thought we were gonna call 'em Wallys? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/20 "2001-11-10T21:17:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ayesha \* > \*\*If some kind loving mod or even a nasty bitchy one could add the to the first thread I tried to link I will owe that mod a huge favor. \*\* Of my own choice? 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649.md?page=2)