# FUCK YOU GOD!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 10, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649 "2001-11-10T18:07:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/21 "2001-11-10T22:04:36Z")
Of course of your choice Euty darling ! ::insert sexy flirting smilie here:: ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/22 "2001-11-10T22:15:14Z")
And now, important statistics: Number of words in the post: 198 Number of swearwords in the post: 37 Percentage of swearwords in the post: 18.7 Number of misspelled words: 10 Percentage of misspelled words: 5.05 Number of exclamation marks: 101 Chance of God doing something as per this post (for atheists): 0 Chance of God doing something as per this post (for Christians): 0.037 On 1-10 scale, how 3l33t replacing ! with a 1 makes this look like: 8.7 On 1-10 scale, the intelligence of swearwords: 1.3 (‘Poopfuck’, while primitive, still has some primal beauty in it) Number of posters which will, as result of this post, begin to think that hey, that subscription thing might not be so bad after all: 3 ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/23 "2001-11-10T22:28:58Z")
Tiggers are wonderful things. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/24 "2001-11-10T22:32:28Z")
Sure to take its place among the classics in children’s literature, be sure to read, “Are you there, God? It’s me, Little Tigger; Fuck You.” Heartwarming, really. Can we get Shel Silverstein to illustrate? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/25 "2001-11-11T00:11:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Can we get Shel Silverstein to illustrate? Only if there really **is** an afterlife. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/26 "2001-11-11T00:27:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JonScribe \* > \*\*Sure to take its place among the classics in children’s literature, be sure to read, “Are you there, God? It’s me, Little Tigger; Fuck You.” Hopefully it’s **nothing** like “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.” Hothing more disturbing that visualizing a Tigger sprouting breasts and learning that they are becoming a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/27 "2001-11-11T03:00:21Z")
\*\*GingerOfTheNorth wrote: Dopie? I thought we were gonna call 'em Wallys?\*\* :eek: My bad! My bad! I must have missed that memo going around. ---
**Author:** ![SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceGhostofArrakis)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/28 "2001-11-11T03:50:14Z")
You, know, years from now, when you’re lying on your deathbed, you and the priest are going to just laugh and laugh about this… ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/29 "2001-11-11T04:26:53Z")
It could be Lolo at it again. ---
**Author:** ![LoverBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LoverBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoverBoy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/30 "2001-11-11T04:38:07Z")
0.1. You get the .1 because the line “ASSHOLEDICKFART DICKWAD POOPFUCK!!!1” made me laugh. I thought you were leaving the boards? Hurry it up. - Rob ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/31 "2001-11-11T04:41:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LittleTigger \* > **JUST BRING ME IN TO THIS FUCKED UP > MEAN WORLD WHERE NO ONE FUCKING LIKES > ME BECAUSE I AM A GODDAMN FUCKING > CRIPPLE THAT YOU MADE YOU FYUCKING > ASSHOLEDICKFART DICKWAD POOPFUCK!!!1** If people really don’t like you for the only reason that you’re crippled, those people aren’t worth your time. I mean that. Forget those assholes and think about how you’re blessed to be alive and to be able to form rational thoughts. At least you’re not six feet under. At least you’re not a vegetable. [sub]Wouldn’t it be weird if **LittleTigger** really was a vegetable and he was using astral projection to post this? Oh my God, someone call Scully and Doggett![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/32 "2001-11-11T04:43:35Z")
Aw…poor widdle Tigger…does someone have anger management issues? 😉 Seriously, though…I gather you’ve gotten a raw deal. However, being neither God nor psychic, I don’t know what it is. I’m betting that most of the people on this board don’t, either. So expand. Vent about your difficulties. Let it all hang out. Your resident archangel and others are waiting 🙂 But please, please tell us what you’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/33 "2001-11-11T06:30:33Z")
There’s just a certain alliteration to it: ASSHOLE DICKFART DICKWAD POOPFUCK Almost sounds like a law firm. ---
**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/34 "2001-11-11T15:31:35Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Little Tigger** in the **SOCIETY!!!** thread_ > > I love cats. Ya hear that? I LOVE MY KITTYPUSS!!! > And I’m dang proud of it too. He is my best little fuzzy > frend for when I’m alone and have no one to play with, > for when I’m alone and sad, or for when I want to > play. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Little Tigger** in this thread_ > > STICK YUOUR FUCKING CROSS UP YOUR ASS > AND FUCK I8T YOU SHIT FACED BUTTFYUCKING > SONOFABITCHING POMPOUS DICKFUCKED > BUTTFACE AND I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT > ANY OF YOU FUCKS ON THIS BOARD EITHER > I ON;LY CARE ABVOT MY SELF SO FUCK YOU > ALL!!! Damn…what a difference a day makes. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/35 "2001-11-11T15:48:48Z")
Maybe his cat stopped being his “best little fuzzy frend”? I can see how that might result in the OP in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/36 "2001-11-11T15:58:45Z")
LittleTigger, here it is, short and sweet. You’re on a computer. No one here can tell if you are in a wheelchair or not. If you are, that’s OK with us. We’ll accept you just the same. Try to learn how to type a basic English sentence and run your posts through a spellchecker and we’ll mostly be happy campers. You can be accepted here, “disability” or no. Or you can reject a community that won’t judge you by how you look. But if you’re not in a wheelchair and you’re faking it for your posts, then fuck you. Goodbye. Go away. **JonScribe** that made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/37 "2001-11-11T16:03:15Z")
LittleTigger, This is GOD, posting through **Fenris’s** computer. I have a brief message for you: All that cursing makes Baby Me cry. God ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/38 "2001-11-11T17:07:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\* Dopie? I thought we were gonna call 'em Wallys? \*\* I have contact with the firm that casts both the **Emmy** [sym]ä[/sym] award and the **Telly** [sym]ä[/sym] awards, as well as many other fine award statuettes. Perhaps we can open a separate thread, in which we all make suggestions at to the form the **Wally** Award should take. I’d be glad to take a shot at making the original, then we can simply have castings pulled, and gold plated. Every year at the annual awards banquet, Cecil Adams can stand up and deliver the awards to the honorees. Then we can have a great meal and dessert, especially if they have those neato sundae bars like they have sometimes at weddings and Bar Mitzvahs !!! 😃 😃 😃 😃 Um. I think I need to lay down. Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/39 "2001-11-11T17:43:29Z")
LittleTigger, I sympathize. I really do. Those tears in my eyes aren’t from laughing, honest. The people around me aren’t wondering what in the flying fuck’s so funny that I’m reading. They’re wondering why I’m bawling my eyes out over someone I don’t know. Oh Dear Lord. I’m sorry. That rant is so goddamn funny. “ASSHOLEDICKFART DICKWAD POOPFUCK!!!” is mostly what did it for me. I don’t mean to mock your position, I truly don’t. It’s the style, the delivery, the . . . way it looks. It’s fucking funny. And yeah, fuck anyone who makes fun of you. [sub]I’m sorry I’m such a bastard . . . I don’t mean to be:)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Lockfist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@Lockfist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockfist)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649/40 "2001-11-11T17:44:56Z")
**eunoia** , I think our annoying **LittleTigger** is probably referring to this passage of the GHUA gospel: > [@](#): > > We hold these truths to be painfully self-evident > All men are not created equal > Only the strong will prosper > Only the strong will conquer > Only in the darkness of Christ have I realized > God Hates Us All 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-god/92649.md?page=3)