# Fuck you, Greek police, may all of you be cuckcolded by diseased gigolos **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 25, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215 "2013-10-25T15:09:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/1 "2013-10-25T15:09:12Z")
[http://news.yahoo.com/test-proves-bulgarian-woman-mother-mystery-girl-135631019.html](http://news.yahoo.com/test-proves-bulgarian-woman-mother-mystery-girl-135631019.html) She was Romany all the time, living with a Romany family who took her in because her mother was a poor olive picker and couldn’t afford another child. Of course, a cute little blonde girl living among Romas had to be kidnapped for nefarious purposes. Screw the Greek police, the sensationalizing press, and the idiot, brain dead, xenophobic social workers who couldn’t possibly consider Romany capable of handling their own social problems. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/2 "2013-10-25T15:23:32Z")
I wish I could say I’m surprised, but I’m not. Of course, we have our own issues here in the US, but I could never grasp the open bigotry against Roma in much of Europe. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/3 "2013-10-25T15:30:37Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > Of course, we have our own issues here in the US, but I could never grasp the open bigotry against Roma in much of Europe. Me either. That’s a big piece of why I get really irritated when Europeans get on here and talk about how the US and the South are such racist places; in general their treatment of the Roma has been every bit as bad or worse than the US treatment of black people since say… 1863. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/4 "2013-10-25T18:15:00Z")
A similar case (with a similar resolution) in Ireland > **[Irish police return blonde girl to Roma family](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/24/blonde-girl-roma-parents-returned-dna)** > > Embarrassing U-turn comes after DNA tests prove that girl put into care, 7, is biological daughter of Dublin couple "Ireland’s police force and health service have been forced into an embarrassing U-turn over the seizure of a young Roma girl from her family because she had blue eyes and blonde hair. The Irish justice minister, Alan Shatter, has asked the head of the Irish police force, the Garda Síochána, to report on this case and another one involving a two-year-old Roma boy also taken from his family by the authorities. The seven-year-old was handed back to her Roma parents this evening after DNA results showed that she was in fact their child." ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/5 "2013-10-25T19:03:35Z")
I have nothing to add regarding the Greek police, but I just want to say that “may all of you be cuckolded by diseased gigolos” is the most hilarious curse I’ve heard in the past six months, maybe a year. +1 to the OP just for the title alone. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/6 "2013-10-25T19:16:30Z")
You do realize they are still criminals right? ---
**Author:** ![Sparky\_the\_Wonder\_Spirit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Sparky\_the\_Wonder\_Spirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky_the_Wonder_Spirit)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/7 "2013-10-25T19:31:51Z")
You realize that Europe is still incredibly racist, right? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/8 "2013-10-25T19:59:05Z")
I’d like to shake the hand of everyone involved. ---
**Author:** ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/9 "2013-10-25T20:01:29Z")
> [@ZPG\_Zealot](#): > > Screw the Greek police, the sensationalizing press, and the idiot, brain dead, xenophobic social workers who couldn’t possibly consider Romany capable of handling their own social problems. ISTM that you don’t think Romani people should be subject to the rule of law as other citizens of their countries are. ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/10 "2013-10-25T20:06:08Z")
> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#): > > ISTM that you don’t think Romani people should be subject to the rule of law as other citizens of their countries are. I think until the police stop every non-Romani with a child that looks different from them and demand they prove either their biological parentage or legal guardianship of that child thus was entirely an ethnically motivated attack on Romani living in Greece. ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/11 "2013-10-25T20:07:08Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > I have nothing to add regarding the Greek police, but I just want to say that “may all of you be cuckolded by diseased gigolos” is the most hilarious curse I’ve heard in the past six months, maybe a year. +1 to the OP just for the title alone. Thank you, I was trying to think what would be the most vile for a Greak police officer. ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/12 "2013-10-25T20:11:03Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > You do realize they are still criminals right? You do realize that criminals have rights? That the child had rights also which included not be jerked away from her community and her caretakers. They could have arrested the couple, but released the child in the hands of any number of Romani in the community. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/13 "2013-10-25T20:25:50Z")
> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#): > > ISTM that you don’t think Romani people should be subject to the rule of law as other citizens of their countries are. Maybe so, but **ZPG Zealot’s** views on the Romani are actually irrelevant. This is a case of authorities accusing a couple of kidnapping based only on the fact that the child doesn’t exactly look like them, when in actuality it was their own child. That’s just fucking _wrong_, and race, ethnicity, nationality, or whatever is irrelevant. ---
**Author:** ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/14 "2013-10-25T20:29:08Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > Maybe so, but **ZPG Zealot’s** views on the Romani are actually irrelevant. They’re relevant by virtue of the fact that she said them. I was commenting on what she said. Her views might be irrelevant to all sorts of other things, and if I bring them up in that context, feel free to point this out. > [@](#): > > This is a case of authorities accusing a couple of kidnapping based only on the fact that the child doesn’t exactly look like them, when in actuality it was their own child. I believe you may be conflating various different stories. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/15 "2013-10-25T20:35:13Z")
> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#): > > I believe you may be conflating various different stories. You know, I just may be. I think, um, I think I’ll just shut up now. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/16 "2013-10-25T20:47:41Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > Maybe so, but **ZPG Zealot’s** views on the Romani are actually irrelevant. This is a case of authorities accusing a couple of kidnapping based only on the fact that the child doesn’t exactly look like them, when in actuality it was their own child. That’s just fucking _wrong_, and race, ethnicity, nationality, or whatever is irrelevant. From what I understand, it wasn’t their own child. It was someone else’s child that they had informally adopted. The couple had no adoption documentation, because the adoption was informal. They also appear to have been running some sort of welfare scam, involving inflating the number of children under their care. Under those circumstances, the cops and social workers being sceptical were justified. Of course, that doesn’t prevent them from perhaps also being racist as all hell. ---
**Author:** ![Terr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@Terr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terr)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/17 "2013-10-25T20:48:33Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > This is a case of authorities accusing a couple of kidnapping based only on the fact that the child doesn’t exactly look like them, when in actuality it was their own child. That would be horrible. But, if you’re referring to the Greek case, it isn’t true. There are also “facts” that the couple didn’t have the right birth certificate for the child, could not explain how they came to care for the child, and were proven to be not the child’s biological parents. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/18 "2013-10-25T20:55:49Z")
**Malthus** , **Terr** , please refer to post 15. There is no need to rebut my post because I fully admit that I made an error. I did have several different news stories conflated in my own head. I was wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/19 "2013-10-25T21:09:07Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > **Malthus** , **Terr** , please refer to post 15. There is no need to rebut my post because I fully admit that I made an error. I did have several different news stories conflated in my own head. > > I was wrong. No prob. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215/20 "2013-10-25T21:13:34Z")
> [@Sparky\_the\_Wonder\_Spirit](#): > > You realize that Europe is still incredibly racist, right? Sure. But traveling folk always get a hard time from sedentary ones, since wherever they go they’re The Other and the ills of the community can be pegged on them. That’s true whether we’re talking Roma, Tuareg or American hobos. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-greek-police-may-all-of-you-be-cuckcolded-by-diseased-gigolos/672215.md?page=2)