# Fuck you, Hamsters! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 27, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329 "2004-04-27T19:12:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/1 "2004-04-27T19:12:07Z")
You made me waste my 200th post because of your indiscriminate indolence. So fuck you and here’s 201. Eat this! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/2 "2004-04-27T20:42:16Z")
Oh get over it, you can complain when they make you waste your 5,000th post ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/3 "2004-04-27T21:47:16Z")
You’re not in Alabama by any chance, are you? [sub]just wondering[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/4 "2004-04-27T22:21:15Z")
Hey, everybody needs a lunch break…even hamsters… the squeaks you hear in the background are the hamsters thanking you for their meal…we all have to take turns feeding them…didn’t you read the fine print? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/5 "2004-04-27T23:05:21Z")
Yes, telling the hamsters to fuck off is going to land you on their good side… :rolleyes: [sub]slipping them some lettuce through the server vents[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/6 "2004-04-28T03:40:38Z")
> [@dantheman](#): > > You’re not in Alabama by any chance, are you? > [sub]just wondering[/sub] No, why? Oh cool. Look, new smilies! 😃 Something hoppened in here while I was at work… ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/7 "2004-04-28T17:15:55Z")
Now _that’s_ interesting. **Cinnamon Girl** insults the hamsters and, next thing you know, they dig the old smilies out of cold storage. Could it be that the _Reader_ hires only co-dependant hamsters? Are they sado-masochists? Do they actually _like_abuse? From now on, let’s all insult the hamsters!! Uh, you first. . . ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/8 "2004-04-28T17:50:43Z")
Someone bitch about how slow they are. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/9 "2004-04-28T18:21:55Z")
> [@BJMoose](#): > > Now _that’s_ interesting. **Cinnamon Girl** insults the hamsters and, next thing you know, they dig the old smilies out of cold storage. > > Could it be that the _Reader_ hires only co-dependant hamsters? Are they sado-masochists? Do they actually _like_abuse? > > From now on, let’s all insult the hamsters!! > Uh, you first. . . If it’s all the same to you, I really don’t recommend it. They are now [fucking with my log-in](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=253502). Apparently, hamsters don’t agree with the old axiom, “ **Don’t** bite the hand that feeds you.” Heeeerrre, little furry things. I’m sorry. Have another snack would ya? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/10 "2004-04-28T19:02:06Z")
BTW in regards to the OP, I usually open up notepad and paste a copy of my post in there until it goes through. If you post is eaten it’s a lifesaver. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/11 "2004-04-28T19:19:17Z")
> [@](#): > > BTW in regards to the OP, I usually open up notepad and paste a copy of my post in there until it goes through. If you post is eaten it’s a lifesaver. Since I generally have Outlook open all day long, I use a blank e-mail message to write up many of my posts. I find three advantages to using Outlook: **1)** I don’t have to open another application, **2)** my work is saved automatically in the drafts folder, and **3)** if I wanna spell check it, all I gotta do is send the message to myself. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-hamsters/242329/12 "2004-04-28T19:47:47Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#): > > Since I generally have Outlook open all day long, I use a blank e-mail message to write up many of my posts. I find three advantages to using Outlook: **1)** I don’t have to open another application, **2)** my work is saved automatically in the drafts folder, and **3)** if I wanna spell check it, all I gotta do is send the message to myself. I find one advantage with notepad. No viruses or security holes! 😃