# Fuck you, in-laws, and take your religious bullshit with you......

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 5, 2007, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862 "2007-04-05T15:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/201 "2007-04-12T15:08:28Z")

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Great move IndyGirl!

Hiss and boo to all of her detractors.

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/202 "2007-04-12T15:17:23Z")

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Great move IndyGirl!

Hiss and boo to all of her detractors.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/203 "2007-04-13T02:05:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Orual]  
GAH!

It’s Karma. **KARMA.**

[Kharma](http://www.kharma.com/) is a Dutch company that makes speakers.

How can you expect anyone to take you seriously when you don’t even know how to spell the concept you’re trying to explain?  
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**You** are simply leaving out the gutteral, silent “H”. I can’t help it if you are little wheeel.

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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/204 "2007-04-13T02:47:40Z")

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[QUOTE=devilsknew]  
**You** are simply leaving out the gutteral, silent “H”. I can’t help it if you are little wheeel.  
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Just exactly how lame can you get? Wouldn’t you feel better just admitting you fucked up and moving on? You’re only making yourself look foolish.  
Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/205 "2007-04-13T02:49:43Z")

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[QUOTE=devilsknew]  
**You** are simply leaving out the gutteral, silent “H”.  
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Or conforming to the correct English spelling, because that’s the language we’re using here.

[QUOTE=Oxford English Dictionary]  
Karma  
Also karman.

```
In Buddhism, the sum of a person's actions in one of his successive states of existence, regarded as determining his fate in the next; hence, necessary fate or destiny, following as effect from cause. Also in Hinduism.

```

Latterly adopted by Western popular ‘meditative’ groups.

```
Hence karmic a., pertaining to, relating to, or concerning karma.

```

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> [@](#):
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> I can’t help it if you are little wheeel.

Well that’s just not even a complete sentence.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/206 "2007-04-13T02:53:50Z")

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Oh hey, **Cosmodan**!

Take your Ex-Christian, Chip on your shoulder, latent law school, ass and get spun.

Silent gutteral “H” describes me better than your misconceptions.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/207 "2007-04-13T03:25:51Z")

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There are 627,000 Google hit’s for [Kharma](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Kharma).

More than half a million side with me. Is it lexicon?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/208 "2007-04-13T03:28:30Z")

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**devilsknew** , in all seriousness, is English your first language?

A “no” answer would be revelatory, even if it would take all the fun out of lampooning your habitually nonsensical posts.

(On preview: I just got 8,250,000 Google hits for the word “wierd,” so I’m not sure I’d be using that to bolster my claim.)

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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/209 "2007-04-13T03:29:35Z")

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[QUOTE=devilsknew]  
Oh hey, **Cosmodan**!

Take your Ex-Christian, Chip on your shoulder, latent law school, ass and get spun.

Silent gutteral “H” describes me better than your misconceptions.  
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So rather than just admit an error it’s better to lash out at someone?  
Suit yourself Kharma boy. No skin off my nose.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/210 "2007-04-13T03:35:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
**devilsknew** , in all seriousness, is English your first language?

A “no” answer would be revelatory, even if it would take all the fun out of lampooning your habitually nonsensical posts.

(On preview: I just got 8,250,000 Google hits for the word “wierd,” so I’m not sure I’d be using that to bolster my claim.)  
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Yes, but you are overlooking the lexicon. “Wierd” is the wierding. It has many divers sociological and linguistic connotations other than traditional weird. This is sin of omission.

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**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/211 "2007-04-13T03:40:11Z")

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So the “h” is both silent _and_ guttural? The paradoxes just drip from this guy: he _must_ be legit!

The hits for “Kharma” all seem to stem from proper names, names of businesses, band names (!), and other people who can’t spell “karma.”

Here’s a simple rule:

“Dharma” has an H;  
“Heliodrome” has an H;  
“Preparation” has an H;  
“Karma” has no H. Or, to appease any mystic masters in the room, let’s just say that it does have one, but it’s not only guttural but silent, it’s present but invisible. And takes up no space. And only parakeets know for sure if it’s there.

That oughta hold 'em for a while.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/212 "2007-04-13T04:01:27Z")

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[QUOTE=cosmosdan]  
So rather than just admit an error it’s better to lash out at someone?  
Suit yourself Kharma boy. No skin off my nose.  
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the mosquitoes bite  
and juice my body for fun  
– fat bodies to squish

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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/213 "2007-04-13T04:19:36Z")

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[QUOTE=devilsknew]  
the mosquitoes bite  
and juice my body for fun  
– fat bodies to squish  
[/QUOTE]

Wow thats deep  
in a meaningless bullshit kind of way.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/214 "2007-04-13T04:36:19Z")

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[QUOTE=devilsknew]  
Yes, but you are overlooking the lexicon. “Wierd” is the wierding. It has many divers sociological and linguistic connotations other than traditional weird. This is sin of omission.  
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Actually “wierd” and “wierding” are both misspellings, I believe.

Thanks for answering, though. I suspect, not completely without envy, that your .dic must be considerably larger than mine.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/215 "2007-04-13T05:55:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
Actually “wierd” and “wierding” are both misspellings, I believe.

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Nay, the wierding is older than that and Dunespelt in new by Herbert.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/216 "2007-04-13T06:24:41Z")

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[QUOTE=devilsknew]  
Nay, the wierding is older than that and Dunespelt in new by Herbert.  
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Your search - **Dunespelt** - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:  
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.  
Try different keywords.  
Try more general keywords.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/217 "2007-04-13T06:27:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
Your search - **Dunespelt** - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:  
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.  
Try different keywords.  
Try more general keywords.  
[/QUOTE]

I can’t help the dictionary can’t keep up with me.

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**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/218 "2007-04-13T13:52:47Z")

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[QUOTE=devilsknew]  
There are 627,000 Google hit’s for [Kharma](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Kharma).

More than half a million side with me. Is it lexicon?  
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Yeah, and there’s 3 million hits for “cemetary” and a similar amount for “independant”. Just because an idiot who can’t spell puts “kharma” on a website, doesn’t legitimize the spelling. No English dictionary I’ve looked at includes kharma as even an alternate spelling of karma.

But I’ve already wasted far too much time on your dumbfuckery. I rather suspect it’s deliberate obstuseness.

Or you post while high.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/219 "2007-04-13T14:42:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
**devilsknew** , in all seriousness, is English your first language?  
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Is Incoherent Gasbag a language?

Pidgin maybe.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-in-laws-and-take-your-religious-bullshit-with-you/398862/220 "2007-04-13T20:10:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
Golden Gate Park?

No, wait, that’s Haight.  
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I’ve picked up Green Jelly at Amoeba!

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