# Fuck you, Japanese Steakhouse!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-japanese-steakhouse/594676>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 30, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-japanese-steakhouse/594676 "2011-08-30T21:23:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-japanese-steakhouse/594676/101 "2011-09-06T06:46:54Z")

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The title of this thread made me think immediately of [this](http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/429/21429/138997.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-japanese-steakhouse/594676/102 "2011-09-06T15:38:47Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> :eek: Why didn’t they **tell** you there was a gas leak?!

Nah, it was great, we got to do the action film trick where you run down a hallway and dive into a side passageway just in time for the explosion to race past you.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-japanese-steakhouse/594676/103 "2011-09-06T17:02:26Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> Anyone who expects a freebie after having their reservation canceled by the restaurant because the restaurant was \*closed \*due to an \*emergency situation \* **IS NOT A GOOD CUSTOMER**. I don’t need any thing to entice me back after a canceled reservation of this kind because _it’s not an error_.
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> Other Things \*\*drewtwo99 \*\*Wants Freebies For:  
> [ol][li]Restaurant ran out of pie and only has cake[/li][li]Mechanic doesn’t work on Sundays[/li][li]Pakistani restaurant only offers halal meats[/li][li]Large party seated at multiple tables pushed together (restaurant didn’t go buy a big table just for him)[/li][li]Dentist’s reception area has issues of \*Oprah \*instead of _Women’s Day_[/ol][/li]So, seriously man, when are you opening a business? I can’t wait to come be a customer. Show me how you’d run everything so much better!
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> I laughed.

I’ll make sure you get a free apetizer with purchase of two entrees if I ever do 🙂

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-japanese-steakhouse/594676/104 "2011-09-06T19:53:52Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> :eek: Why didn’t they **tell** you there was a gas leak?!

I laughed so hard I almost drooled.

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