Fuck you, Japanese Steakhouse!!

[user_hostile]

The title of this thread made me think immediately of this

[Inner_Stickler]

@Rilchiam

:eek: Why didn’t they tell you there was a gas leak?!

Nah, it was great, we got to do the action film trick where you run down a hallway and dive into a side passageway just in time for the explosion to race past you.

[drewtwo99]

@Shot_From_Guns

Anyone who expects a freebie after having their reservation canceled by the restaurant because the restaurant was *closed *due to an *emergency situation * IS NOT A GOOD CUSTOMER. I don’t need any thing to entice me back after a canceled reservation of this kind because it’s not an error.

Other Things **drewtwo99 **Wants Freebies For:
[ol][li]Restaurant ran out of pie and only has cake[/li][li]Mechanic doesn’t work on Sundays[/li][li]Pakistani restaurant only offers halal meats[/li][li]Large party seated at multiple tables pushed together (restaurant didn’t go buy a big table just for him)[/li][li]Dentist’s reception area has issues of *Oprah *instead of Women’s Day[/ol][/li]So, seriously man, when are you opening a business? I can’t wait to come be a customer. Show me how you’d run everything so much better!

I laughed.

I’ll make sure you get a free apetizer with purchase of two entrees if I ever do

[Shot_From_Guns]

@Rilchiam

:eek: Why didn’t they tell you there was a gas leak?!

I laughed so hard I almost drooled.