# Fuck You, Judd Gregg

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 12, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598 "2009-02-12T22:07:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/161 "2009-02-13T16:52:14Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Well, you can spin it that way. Or you can put it “I said Yes because I thought Obama was going to be a good President. But I didn’t realize how fundamentally we disagree on principle. So I changed my mind.”

Yeah, God knows that stimulus package was a whopping surprise. No one saw it coming.

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> I am sure you agree that being a team player doesn’t necessarily mean going along with whatever the boss says.

Maybe not, but being a Secretary of Commerce means carring out the president’s policy on commerce.

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> Regards,  
> Shodan

What?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/162 "2009-02-13T16:54:02Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> So, in general, what is the purpose of a name? Would it not be to differentiate one person from another? Thus he was named Barack Hussein Obama to differentiate him from his father, who was named Barack Obama Sr. [(cite).](http://www.biography.com/featured-biography/barack-obama/index.jsp)

“Hussein” does not differentiate the two. But you know that. You’re just being a disingenuous dick.

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> IOW, pretty much the same thing as calling Bush Dubya. Yet in the one case, it is trolling, and in the other, not.

Who said anything about calling him “Dubya”. That’s a pejorative. The question was raised about calling him “W”.

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> Regards,  
> Shodan

Do you bother typing that every time? If so, are you OCD?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/163 "2009-02-13T16:54:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Maybe not, but being a Secretary of Commerce means carring out the president’s policy on commerce.

Correct. And since Gregg could not, in good conscience, carry out that policy, he declined to be SoC.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/164 "2009-02-13T16:56:34Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Correct. And since Gregg could not, in good conscience, carry out that policy, he declined to be SoC.

Why didn’t he decline to accept the nomination? If he’s so fucking stupid that he didn’t know the president’s policies, then we’re a lot better off without him.

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> Regards,  
> Shodan

Regard what?

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/165 "2009-02-13T16:59:43Z")

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Give it up, **Liberal**. One, it’s off topic, and two, it’s been argued to death and he’s already decided he’s going to be intractable about it.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/166 "2009-02-13T17:04:38Z")

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> “Hussein” does not differentiate the two.

It doesn’t? Why is Obama’s late father’s middle name not Hussein?

But let’s assume that it is. (All the cites I could find give no middle name for his father.) Would you object if I referred to Obama as Junior?

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> Why didn’t he decline to accept the nomination?

He did,once he realized (to give his side of the story) how much he would have to compromise his principles.

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> Do you bother typing that every time? If so, are you OCD?

Yes, and no, respectively. I won’t bother to cite where you posted in support of my sign off a few days ago, It now seems to bother you. I refuse to speculate as to why.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/167 "2009-02-13T17:12:51Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> It doesn’t? Why is Obama’s late father’s middle name not Hussein?

It was, idiot.

Furthermore, Barack Hussein Obama Sr. is known only for being his son’s father. There is no basis for confusion.

But if it gives you a chubby to call the President by a name that insinuates he’s a terrorist sympathizer, then go right ahead. The rest of us could use a good laugh.

Derision,  
ElvisL1ves

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/168 "2009-02-13T17:26:32Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> It was, idiot.

Could I get a cite for that?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/169 "2009-02-13T17:27:29Z")

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Honest question: when you promote yourself for a job like this, how on earth does it take you until after the “announced the nomination and selected a replacement Senator for your state” phase to realize that you’ll be promoting more of his policies and less of your own? (Also, given that he voted to eliminate the Commerce Department, why did he want the job in the first place?)

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/170 "2009-02-13T17:27:35Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Furthermore, Barack Hussein Obama Sr. is known only for being his son’s father. There is no basis for confusion.

To make this more explicit, we have two President George Bushes. How else are we to quickly distinguish between the two? Recall that frequently they were also referred to as Bush 41 and Bush 43. I won’t deny that Dubya was used mockingly by some, but there was a real reason behind calling him W/Dubya. There’s no similar reason to call Obama Hussein, except to giggle like children and then get all disingenuous when called on it. “But it’s just his middle name! _wide-eyed innocence_” You might as well start going “I’m not touching yooou o/~”

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/171 "2009-02-13T17:30:07Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Could I get a cite for that?
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

Here you go: [Barack Obama Sr. - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_Sr).

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/172 "2009-02-13T17:38:37Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Could I get a cite for that?
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

You want a cite for your being an idiot?

Sure. Your posts are my cite.

Derision,  
ElvisL1ves

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**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/173 "2009-02-13T17:44:54Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> So, in general, what is the purpose of a name? Would it not be to differentiate one person from another? Thus he was named Barack Hussein Obama to differentiate him from his father, who was named Barack Obama Sr. [(cite).](http://www.biography.com/featured-biography/barack-obama/index.jsp)
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> IOW, pretty much the same thing as calling Bush Dubya. Yet in the one case, it is trolling, and in the other, not.
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

We accept your apology.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/174 "2009-02-13T18:00:38Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> You think Stephe96 calls the current president “Hussein” to distinguish him from the _other_ president Barack Obama?

Reminds me of Flo & Eddie’s line about how Yngwie Malmsteen’s records were credited to Yngwie **J.** Malmsteen, apparently to distinguish him from all the other Yngwie Malmsteens in the music business.

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**Author:** ![Sinaijon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Sinaijon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinaijon)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/175 "2009-02-13T18:03:04Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> He should have honoured his president by not undermining him. A\*\* traitor of sorts\*\*.

That’s fucked up.

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**Author:** ![Sinaijon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Sinaijon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinaijon)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/176 "2009-02-13T18:13:57Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> How else are we to quickly distinguish between the two?

When have you ever needed to? Were you having lots of arguments about 9/11 only to find that your opponent thought you were talking about George H.W. Bush, confusing the debate?

Were you mocking the Bush tax cuts, only to have someone comment "Well, he did say “Read my lips, no new taxes!”?

Did you get confused when someone was talking about Bush’s time in the National Guard, thinking “Wow, WWII pilot AND NG pilot. He sure gets around!”

When you were bitching about the Bush stealing the election, did someone comment on Ross Perot?

I guess it’s possible. Just the other day, I commented “Boy, Bush sure left his presidency on a low note.”, and someone responded “Yeah, its a good thing we elected Clinton!”. Wow. Total miscommunicaton there! But now I see what the mix up was.

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**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/177 "2009-02-13T18:14:22Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Could I get a cite for that?
> 
> Regards,  
> Shodan

Heh. I would have thought that taking 10 seconds to check wikipedia would be worth not looking like a total fucktard. Guess not.  
By the way, am I the only one consistently doing double-takes every time I see Gregg’s name? It just will not stop reading Judge Dredd.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/178 "2009-02-13T18:14:31Z")

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> [@Shayna](#):
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> I hope he nominates a full-fledged, tree-hugging, union-loving, socialist, far-left-wing Democrat.

He already did that in the Dept. of Labor.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/179 "2009-02-13T18:16:21Z")

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Are you seriously contending that distinguishing between two presidents named George Bush, who served close to each other, is unnecessary? (Note: directed at **Sinaijon** )

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judd-gregg/485598/180 "2009-02-13T18:20:34Z")

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> [@Sinaijon](#):
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> When have you ever needed to?

Sarcasm doesn’t suit you. I could spend the weekend to go back through the last eight years of debate here on the board searching for the times it’s been necessary to clarify which Bush is being discussed, but given that it was never actually a topic in itself I suspect it’d be a hell of a lot of work. Suffice to say that it has come up pretty regularly, especially when past administrations get discussed alongside current, and your sarcasm now is misplaced.

John Stewart last night made a comment that just seems so applicable. (Paraphrased) “So is history starting _now_ for you guys, and nothing existed before?”

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