# Fuck you, Judge Littlejohn **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 7, 2010, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326 "2010-10-07T03:09:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/21 "2010-10-07T04:48:37Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Please. I made a comment about the politics of a geographical region which is undeniably true. You’re so full of shit your eyes are brown. Let’s review, numbnuts. You said: > [@](#): > > The South just even bothering with the Constitution anymore, I guess. That statement is: 1. Grammatically appalling. 2. Bigoted. 3. Clearly not “undeniably true”. And, you’re an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/22 "2010-10-07T04:55:55Z")
What’s wrong with the grammar? Oh, I see, I forgot the “isn’t.” You got me. Now go sleep it off, and quit voting teabagger morons into every elected office, you fucking creationist, birther retard. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/23 "2010-10-07T04:58:57Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > you fucking creationist, birther retard. Cite for anything I’ve posted here endorsing creationist or birther viewpoints? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/24 "2010-10-07T05:13:29Z")
I’m just assuming since you’re from the south and all. 😛 If you’re not for those things, you vote for those things. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/25 "2010-10-07T05:21:32Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I’m just assuming since you’re from the south and all. 😛 > > If you’re not for those things, you vote for those things. I thought liberals frowned on bigotry? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/26 "2010-10-07T05:24:31Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I’m just assuming since you’re from the south and all. 😛 > > If you’re not for those things, you vote for those things. He does? Were you sneaking behind him in line a the polling station or what? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/27 "2010-10-07T05:36:47Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > I’m just assuming since you’re from the south and all. 😛 > > > > If you’re not for those things, you vote for those things. > > I thought liberals frowned on bigotry? We do. That’s why we don’t vote for it. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/28 "2010-10-07T05:38:30Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > I’m just assuming since you’re from the south and all. 😛 > > > > If you’re not for those things, you vote for those things. > > He does? Were you sneaking behind him in line a the polling station or what? In other posts he’s said he’s a Republican, and he constantly bashes liberals. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/29 "2010-10-07T05:39:57Z")
Enough with this bullshit hijack. Back to this redneck judge violating people’s civil rights. Is there any recourse for the victim here? ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/30 "2010-10-07T05:43:06Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > > > He does? Were you sneaking behind him in line a the polling station or what? > > In other posts he’s said he’s a Republican, and he constantly bashes liberals. Cite for me claiming to be a Republican? ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/31 "2010-10-07T05:53:33Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > [@Oakminster](#): > > > > I thought liberals frowned on bigotry? > > We do. That’s why we don’t vote for it. But you do broad brush it on the internet. So, we’ve established that you’re a bigot, a hypocrite, and an asshole. Oh…you’re also a liar. See, I haven’t claimed I’m a Republican here. Just like I haven’t endorsed creationism or the birther thing. Bigot, liar, hypocrite, asshole. Quite a resume. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/32 "2010-10-07T05:55:45Z")
Maybe you said conservative instead of Republican. Same difference. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/33 "2010-10-07T05:59:50Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Maybe you said conservative instead of Republican. Same difference. And Dio whiffs again. Not all conservatives are Republican, and vice-versa. You gonna get anything right tonight? For those scoring at home, we’re now up to: Stupid, bigot, liar, hypocrite, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/34 "2010-10-07T06:01:27Z")
You VOTE Republican, which means that if you vote in the south, you’re voting for teabaggers. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/35 "2010-10-07T06:02:38Z")
By the way, what am I “bigoted” against? Morons? I plead guilty. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/36 "2010-10-07T06:11:05Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > You VOTE Republican, which means that if you vote in the south, you’re voting for teabaggers. As was observed earlier in this very thread, unless you’ve been peeking over my shoulder in the voting booth, you do not know how I’ve voted. That’s the problem with that bigoted broad brush posting style. You get tripped up on details, and then you throw a temper tantrum when you get called on it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/37 "2010-10-07T06:25:35Z")
If there is a bigger asshole on this board than Dio, it is Oakminister. A lying two bit pettifogger if there ever was one. Oak and the majority politics of the Southern states, the states of treason, are retarded right wing racist are correctly objects of disgust and ridicule. They are without reason or honor. Oak, you are a filthy conservative. Is is fair to conclude that you are a Republican from that? Who gives a shit, Republicans and conservatives are mostly synonymous in this country. It just shows what a stupid and intellectually dishonest turd you are that you pretend that Dio insulted you for conflating you with a Republican. If you lie down with pigs, it’s fair to assume you are a pig. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/38 "2010-10-07T06:42:42Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Oak and the majority politics of the Southern states, the states of treason, are retarded right wing racist are correctly objects of disgust and ridicule. That’s not even a sentence. > [@](#): > > Oak, you are a filthy conservative. Is is fair to conclude that you are a Republican from that? Who gives a shit, Republicans and conservatives are mostly synonymous in this country. It just shows what a stupid and intellectually dishonest turd you are that you pretend that Dio insulted you for conflating you with a Republican. If you lie down with pigs, it’s fair to assume you are a pig. Cite for where I pretended Dio insulted me by calling me a Republican? I pointed out his error. He makes lots of errors. Dio has trouble distinguishing facts from opinions. And why are conservatives worthy of such contempt? We disagree with you on political issues. This makes us subhuman in your eyes, yet a liberal would decry bigotry. You’re a hypocrite. And an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/39 "2010-10-07T06:48:28Z")
Fuck you, you nasty conservative asshole. This is the Pit, I don’t need to cite shit. You got all butt hurt because someone called you a Republican? Derail a thread about a judge abusing his power to pretend that you have feelings? Really, narcissists have feelings? Get over it you nasty conservative turd. Go find a witch against masturbation to vote for or something like that. This is America and people have the freedom to refuse to recite the Pledge of Allegiance without being thrown in jail. Anyone that throws someone in jail for refusing to recite the Pledge of Allegiance under color of law deserves whatever consequences come to him, either legal or illegal. And people who try to derail threads pitting such miserable misconduct deserve the same. I’m not bigoted against Southerns, I am bigoted against the enemies of liberty: conservatives. And I’ve never claimed otherwise. You, Oakminister, are a trolling sack of steaming cat shit. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/40 "2010-10-07T06:56:31Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > Maybe you said conservative instead of Republican. Same difference. > > And Dio whiffs again. Not all conservatives are Republican, and vice-versa. You gonna get anything right tonight? > > For those scoring at home, we’re now up to: > > Stupid, bigot, liar, hypocrite, asshole. And for the record, the above is the quote where you insulted Dio by calling him “Stupid, bigot, liar, hypocrite, asshole.” Were you lying then or are you lying now when you claim not to claimed not to have insulted him? This is in fact the standard of honesty we’ve come to expect of you at the SDMB you filthy lying sack of trolling shit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326.md?page=3)