# Fuck you, Judge Littlejohn **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 7, 2010, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326 "2010-10-07T03:09:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/41 "2010-10-07T07:09:47Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Fuck you, you nasty conservative asshole. This is the Pit, I don’t need to cite shit. Or make any sense, apparently. > [@](#): > > You got all butt hurt because someone called you a Republican? Now you’re making stuff up. Dio smeared the entire South over the actions of one judge. I called him on it. He then attempted to defend himself, and it went poorly for him. As it usually does. > [@](#): > > Derail a thread about a judge abusing his power I suppose I did that. But this is the Pit, and frankly, me ripping on Dio is more entertaining that anything anybody was going to post about this incident anyway. > [@](#): > > to pretend that you have feelings? Reading comprehension. You are doing it wrong. [quote] Really, narcissists have feelings? Get over it you nasty conservative turd. Go find a witch against masturbation to vote for or something like that. [quote] I suppose asking for a cite where I’ve ever endorsed a witch or any other pagan opposing masturbation for public office would just be ignored? > [@](#): > > This is America and people have the freedom to refuse to recite the Pledge of Allegiance without being thrown in jail. Anyone that throws someone in jail for refusing to recite the Pledge of Allegiance under color of law deserves whatever consequences come to him, either legal or illegal. And people who try to derail threads pitting such miserable misconduct deserve the same. Really? Whatever consequences, legal or illegal? So I oughta be lynched for posting in this thread? Hyperbole much? > [@](#): > > I’m not bigoted against Southerns, I am bigoted against the enemies of liberty: conservatives. And I’ve never claimed otherwise. So you’re proud to be a bigot? And hypocrisy doesn’t bother you? Interesting. Ridiculous and indefensible, but interesting. > [@](#): > > You, Oakminister, are a trolling sack of steaming cat shit. Trolling doesn’t mean what you think it does. But, like Dio, don’t let inconvenient facts get in your way. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/42 "2010-10-07T07:14:18Z")
You lying prosecutor scum. You hijack a thread about a judge abusing his authority and then pretend not to understand that you have done that and that you don’t understand the complaints about it. Good for you, you evil festering goon. You are an abomination on protective services, destroying families with your fascist goose-stepping meanderings. You deserve all the burn out you are getting at your job because you are evil and destroying families and American. I don’t think you have looked up the definition of bigotry. You might want to do that. And unlike you, I am not a hypocrite. Conservatism of your brand, the forcing people to pledge to flags, etc. is evil. The kind of evil that when it is snuffed out should be celebrated. You either don’t remember what you wrote in this thread or you do and approve of it. You are a McCarthyite. There are a lot of liberals who opposed McCarthyism and loyalty oaths in the 50s and there are more of us now. And some of us are armed. We are not afraid to defend our rights to not say the pledge and we aren’t going to be pushed around by a bunch of cowardly conservatives. You are a liar, and evil. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/43 "2010-10-07T07:16:25Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > And for the record, the above is the quote where you insulted Dio by calling him “Stupid, bigot, liar, hypocrite, asshole.” Were you lying then or are you lying now when you claim not to claimed not to have insulted him? This is in fact the standard of honesty we’ve come to expect of you at the SDMB you filthy lying sack of trolling shit. You’re making shit up again. Also you appear to be so angry you are incapable of typing coherently. This amuses me. I have not claimed that I haven’t insulted Dio. I have insulted him. I have also insulted you. and I’m about to do it again: Asshole. {insult above. From Oak, to TSS.} ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/44 "2010-10-07T07:22:00Z")
I’ve never claimed not to be an asshole. I’m aware of that. I want you to recognize what an evil asshole you are, you angry hateful fascist prosecutor. I don’t find asshole personally insulting mostly because it is true. You haven’t insulted me with “asshole”. You are a liar and an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/45 "2010-10-07T07:33:59Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > You lying prosecutor scum. Again with the making shit up. I am not now, nor have I ever been a prosecutor. > [@](#): > > You hijack a thread about a judge abusing his authority So what? You’re furthering the hijack with an utterly unprovoked, and comically feeble, verbal barrage. > [@](#): > > and then pretend not to understand that you have done that and that you don’t understand the complaints about it. Huh? WTF are you talking about? > [@](#): > > Good for you, you evil festering goon. You are an abomination on protective services, destroying families with your fascist goose-stepping meanderings. Again huh? I don’t work for protective services. They do their jobs, I do mine. Sometimes mine involves supporting or defending decisions they’ve made that affect my clients. > [@](#): > > You deserve all the burn out you are getting at your job because you are evil and destroying families and American. Again, that isn’t a proper sentence. But how exactly am I destroying families and “American”? > [@](#): > > I don’t think you have looked up the definition of bigotry. You might want to do that. [Bigotry](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bigotry) and as a bonus: [bigot](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bigot?show=0&t=1286436557) > [@](#): > > And unlike you, I am not a hypocrite. Conservatism of your brand, the forcing people to pledge to flags, etc. is evil. The kind of evil that when it is snuffed out should be celebrated. Where have I endorsed forcing people to pledge to flags? Which post? > [@](#): > > You either don’t remember what you wrote in this thread or you do and approve of it. You are a McCarthyite. I haven’t done most of the things you’ve accused me of in this thread. And wtf does McCarthy have to do with anything I have actually said in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/46 "2010-10-07T07:45:26Z")
So that we are clear, you deliberately hijack a thread about a judge abusing his power. That is supporting the judge, unless people other than you are not allowed to make fair inferences in your universe, which I gather is true. As for you not being a prosecutor and with protective services, I gathered from a thread the other day where you were whining about your heavy work burden that you were a lawyer assigned to prosecute cases for some kind of children’s protective services. Now, seeing what a lying sack you are I regret offering any sympathy. Quit that cush job now and come taste the private sector. Six counties and you are the only one? Oh, you are so abused. Us liberals in the private sector, not sucking at the government contracting or employment teat would love to have that much guaranteed business. The thread isn’t about Dio, it is about nasty fucking judges that abuse their power on issues the USSC has long ago unequivocally ruled on and the political environment that makes people try to push such gross abuses away or distract from them. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/47 "2010-10-07T07:49:01Z")
Jeez **Oak** , did you fuck his cousin or something? I get the impression he doesnt like you? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/48 "2010-10-07T07:56:18Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Jeez **Oak** , did you fuck his cousin or something? > > I get the impression he doesnt like you? He’s trying to kill liberty. Just like McCarthy. No, I don’t like this judge and anybody that distracts from a thorough pitting of his abuse of power. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/49 "2010-10-07T08:05:11Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > So that we are clear, you deliberately hijack a thread about a judge abusing his power. That is supporting the judge, unless people other than you are not allowed to make fair inferences in your universe, which I gather is true. No, that’s calling Dio an asshole for being himself. And then debunking his protestations. And then responding to you. Says absolutely nothing any sane person would infer about the incident which prompted this thread. > [@](#): > > As for you not being a prosecutor and with protective services, I gathered from a thread the other day where you were whining about your heavy work burden that you were a lawyer assigned to prosecute cases for some kind of children’s protective services. Now, seeing what a lying sack you are I regret offering any sympathy. Quit that cush job now and come taste the private sector. Six counties and you are the only one? Oh, you are so abused. Attention to detail really isn’t your strong suit, is it? You leaped to multiple erroneous assumptions, and got the number of counties wrong. > [@](#): > > Us liberals in the private sector, not sucking at the government contracting or employment teat would love to have that much guaranteed business. Wrong again. My clients have no money to pay private attorneys. Some of them have no money for food, medicine, rent, or other necessities. Quite a few of them are the sort of people that cause people like you to lock their car doors and stare straight ahead at traffic lights. > [@](#): > > The thread isn’t about Dio, it is about nasty fucking judges that abuse their power on issues the USSC has long ago unequivocally ruled on and the political environment that makes people try to push such gross abuses away or distract from them. At the moment, it’s mostly about you making an ass of yourself. And me pointing out the numerous flaws in your logic. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/50 "2010-10-07T08:07:12Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Jeez **Oak** , did you fuck his cousin or something? > > I get the impression he doesnt like you? Yeah, I guess I won’t be getting Christmas cookies from him. Too bad. I like cookies. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/51 "2010-10-07T08:17:10Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Wrong again. My clients have no money to pay private attorneys. Some of them have no money for food, medicine, rent, or other necessities. Quite a few of them are the sort of people that cause people like you to lock their car doors and stare straight ahead at traffic lights. So any inaccuracy makes the whole message and the messenger tainted? Doesn’t that defeat everything you’ve said? And all your principles? And when I have a client who can’t pay and needs a lawyer, I don’t go running to the government, I provide fee free services. You get paid for your pro bono? Sweet deal. I approve. That doesn’t change that you have ignored your own posts, have attempted to re-characterize them as something else and ignore the purpose of the Pitting: That the judge is a scum for jailing a person for remaining silent and that the common current conservative politics that cause this sort of shit is despicable. And that you are distracting from it and don’t seem to be bothered by being lying about being insulting and then claim that you are not insulting Dio. ---
**Author:** ![Baboonanza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f475e1/32.png) [@Baboonanza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baboonanza)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/52 "2010-10-07T08:29:06Z")
You guys are _clearly_ hot for each other, the sexual tension is palpable. Or maybe I just farted. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/53 "2010-10-07T14:57:15Z")
> [@Baboonanza](#): > > You guys are _clearly_ hot for each other, the sexual tension is palpable. Or maybe I just farted. Mmm… hot lawyer-on-lawyer action… ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/54 "2010-10-07T15:05:23Z")
**Oaky** , I like you and all but you should probably drop it. Now that **The Second Stone** has decided to play U.S. Acres to **Dio** ’s Garfield, you don’t have a chance in hell of making either of them shut their goddamn cake hole. That said, yeah, the judge is an asshole. What is the actual punishment for a government official who violates someone’s first amendment rights? I’m thinking “High Treason”. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/55 "2010-10-07T15:19:22Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Yeah, I guess I won’t be getting Christmas cookies from him. Too bad. I like cookies. If this thread keeps up, I may toss you a few. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/56 "2010-10-07T15:54:10Z")
> [@Captain\_Amazing](#): > > Technically, he wasn’t jailed for not saying the pledge. He was jailed because he was in contempt of court for failing to obey the judge’s order to say the pledge. Fuck the judge. I’d say he had no authority to make such an order, that it is unconstitutional to do so, and that this should be elevated way up over that asshole’s head. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/57 "2010-10-07T16:01:51Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Now that **The Second Stone** has decided to play U.S. Acres to **Dio** ’s Garfield Ouch. Calling someone an asshole is one thing but what you said there was just _mean_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/58 "2010-10-07T16:05:18Z")
**Mod Note:** _Ahem_ Stop this idiotic bloody hijack and take it to it’s own thread. Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/59 "2010-10-07T16:05:37Z")
WILL YOU ALL FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT ANYTHING NOT DIRECTLY RELATED TO THE DOUCHEBAG JUDGE? Thanks. ETA: beaten to it by an actual mod. When the hell did **Gukumatz** become a mod? Congrats. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326/60 "2010-10-07T16:19:17Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Please. I made a comment about the politics of a geographical region which is undeniably true. I’ll call bullshit on that one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-judge-littlejohn/556326.md?page=4)