# Fuck You, Martin Shkreli, you worthless, scheming sack of shit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 17, 2015, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738 "2015-12-17T23:07:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/21 "2015-12-18T11:54:17Z")
Fuck him, may he rot in prison. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/22 "2015-12-18T14:43:20Z")
He’s white and he’s rich. Do you even think he will serve his full term? People will forget about him in eighteen months or two years and he’ll get paroled. All that being said, I don’t want to have him raped. I don’t want to have anyone raped, especially not in random places. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/23 "2015-12-18T14:55:13Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Does his having bought the Wu-Tang Clan album for $2 million mean that the album is officially double platinum? Nope. The platinum certification is for number of units sold, not for money that it makes. Even at $2,000,000 a pop they still only sold the one copy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/24 "2015-12-18T16:58:58Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > You guys said rape thrice. One more time and Bill Cosby jumps out of the mirror. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/25 "2015-12-18T17:09:43Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > One more time and Bill Cosby jumps out of the mirror. Aaah! Don’t scare me like that! ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/26 "2015-12-18T17:47:32Z")
> [@really not all that bright](#): > > one more time and bill cosby jumps out of the mirror. Hello friend! ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/27 "2015-12-18T19:14:19Z")
As per CNN he bonded out on 5 million. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/28 "2015-12-18T19:43:40Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > You know, it’s not every day that you come across a person where you can fairly and unequivocally say, “Wow, the world would be _so much better off_ if someone killed this guy.” I had a boss for several years of whom I said that. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/29 "2015-12-18T19:50:35Z")
> [@Dante](#): > > Hello friend! I was think more along the lines of Hey, hey, Hey! ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/30 "2015-12-18T19:59:21Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Of COURSE he’s a sociopath. Did you ever see the movie _Step Brothers_? He looks EXACTLY like Will Ferrell’s real brother, the one in the helicopter-leasing business. He looks like WHO? I pointed out over in the MPSIMS thread, that pic of him in his shadowy hoodie ([this pic in particular](http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/4CFUcDOmmsRCtr62siHuRw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztmaT1maWxsO2g9MTU2O3B5b2ZmPTMwO3E9NzU7dz0zMDA-/http://l.yimg.com/nn/fp/rsz/121815/images/smush/shkreli_fp_635x250_1450460860.jpg.cf.jpg)) looks remarkably like [this guy in his shadowy hoodie](http://static.tumblr.com/ef79c8222fcddf4e6e15f040ead17823/infojte/EHvnwzv26/tumblr_static_pfdvt6s0tog448kcowo8sc0s.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/31 "2015-12-18T21:26:04Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > I was think more along the lines of > Hey, hey, Hey! Have a cock and a smile! ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/32 "2015-12-18T21:29:57Z")
Apparently things just got a little bit [worse](http://secondnexus.com/social-commentary-and-trends/perspectives/it-keeps-getting-worse-for-ceo/?ts_pid=199&utm_content=inf_33_1164_2&tse_id=INF_77c4a5ef2f4e4816ab1c3c6c00d83543) for the creature. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/33 "2015-12-18T22:04:14Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Apparently things just got a little bit [worse](http://secondnexus.com/social-commentary-and-trends/perspectives/it-keeps-getting-worse-for-ceo/?ts_pid=199&utm_content=inf_33_1164_2&tse_id=INF_77c4a5ef2f4e4816ab1c3c6c00d83543) for the creature. I’m betting that if the company lowers the price of Daraprim, it will still cost ten times more than before Shkreli’s little misadventure. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/34 "2015-12-18T22:38:03Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > Yeah [you](http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/18/business/shkreli-fraud-charges.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=photo-spot-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news), ya fucking [peckerhead](http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/06/business/martin-shkreli-the-bad-boy-of-pharmaceuticals-hits-back.html). Here’s hoping you get a 20 year sentence and get royally gang-butt-fucked (including eyes/ears/nose and throat) by Bubba and company,you worthless, scheming sack of shit. That’s a rather unhealthy fixation with anal rape… ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/35 "2015-12-18T22:46:04Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > That’s a rather unhealthy fixation with anal rape… There’s a 36 Chambers joke in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/36 "2015-12-18T23:45:21Z")
Getting fired as the CEO couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/37 "2015-12-19T03:47:34Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I endorse the pitting, but I can’t really get behind the desire for people to be raped (complete with the seemingly mandatory reference to Bubba). I don’t think [Bubba](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=778577) is interested. > [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > You know, it’s not every day that you come across a person where you can fairly and unequivocally say, “Wow, the world would be _so much better off_ if someone killed this guy.” Yes, hoping he gets killed in prison is MUCH better than [A Fate Worse Than Death!](http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/134650.html)😉 ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/38 "2015-12-19T10:10:36Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Yes, hoping he gets killed in prison is MUCH better than [A Fate Worse Than Death!](http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/134650.html)😉 The problem being: if he gets raped in prison, he can come back and pull _exactly the same shit again_. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/39 "2015-12-19T11:43:24Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > The problem being: if he gets raped in prison, he can come back and pull _exactly the same shit again_. With a little santorum mixed in! ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738/40 "2015-12-19T13:51:52Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > All that being said, I don’t want to have him raped. I don’t want to have anyone raped, especially not in random places. 😕 Normally, I don’t either. But I do think it would be rather lovely irony if he were raped, got HIV, and had to take the medication that he raised the price of. Bonus if he can’t afford it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-martin-shkreli-you-worthless-scheming-sack-of-shit/740738.md?page=3)