# Fuck you, moderators.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-moderators/512082>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 30, 2009, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-moderators/512082 "2009-09-30T07:06:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-moderators/512082/1 "2009-09-30T07:06:24Z")

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Yep, I said “fuck you”.

Mods, I post this here because the pit is the place to to bring complaints to. I know that, you know that, so here it is: I’ve been here for a decade. I remember when you people had to keep **Jack Dean Tyler** from forcibly sewing foreskins on people… those were the days. Anywho, about a year ago I go stop posting because I’m No where near a computer. And when I come back, what do I find? I find this draconian speech code that is causing every other thread to be titled “fornicate this” or “fornicate that”.

That’s a touch ridiculous, don’t you think?

I’ve only been gone a year, and I don’t really want to start any shit (can I still say “shit”?) because I like this board, but … “_fornicate_”? Really?

If you can explain to me a reason for this speech code, I’ll abide by it, but for now I think you’re [cuntlapping, motherfucking, cocksuckers that can go fuck yourselves and lick my cock.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858)

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-moderators/512082/2 "2009-09-30T07:16:00Z")

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Gah, hit quote when I meant to hit edit.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-moderators/512082/3 "2009-09-30T07:18:37Z")

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I am interested in what you have to say and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-moderators/512082/4 "2009-09-30T07:20:29Z")

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A one year subscription is only $7.99

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-moderators/512082/5 "2009-09-30T07:30:04Z")

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I am interested, but scared about any newsletters. That’s true potty-mouth words he’s using. The big brains that run the SDMB told me so and now I finally realize just how scary and mean potty-language is. Darn!

(That last word is a joke–I don’t really mean to hurt anyone by using such strong language. I’m sorry. If it is not appropriate, I hope and pray that a moderator remove the D-word (preferably one like \*\*Marley23 \*\*who is, I’ve heard, noted for his good sense, level-headedness, impartial judgment and thinkinglyness.)

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-moderators/512082/6 "2009-09-30T07:54:51Z")

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Memo to: The Complainers  
Re: Language Restrictions involving the F-word, the C-word, etc. etc.

I think it’s kind of sad that this bothers you.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-moderators/512082/7 "2009-09-30T08:04:28Z")

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Complaint threads about the SDMB belong in ATMB. Please feel free to start any new complaint threads there.
