# Fuck You Pakistan **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 15, 2011, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524 "2011-06-15T03:45:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ghenghis\_khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d2c977/32.png) [@ghenghis\_khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ghenghis_khan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/41 "2019-01-25T03:58:54Z")
Pakistani’s kids hate their parents too. It is very easy to recruit them into intelligence agencies to help run operations. This is a great investment opportunity for the whole world. For all or everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/42 "2019-01-25T04:01:53Z")
Welp, that’s two starter posts of zombie anger. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/43 "2019-01-25T04:33:18Z")
There are a lot of Khans in Pakistan. Why? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/44 "2019-01-25T05:10:40Z")
Moscow! Enter the hymen store. Two men are scorched and burned. Kite me a sign. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/45 "2019-01-25T06:23:07Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Moscow! Enter the hymen store. Two men are scorched and burned. Kite me a sign. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/46 "2019-01-25T11:34:59Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Moscow! Enter the hymen store. Two men are scorched and burned. Kite me a sign. Gorbachev sings tractors! Turnip! Buttocks! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/47 "2019-01-25T11:40:10Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > There are a lot of Khans in Pakistan. > > Why? A lot of Khans with a lot of prose. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/48 "2019-01-25T12:28:49Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > There are a lot of Khans in Pakistan. > > Why? No one said they Khan’t be. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/49 "2019-01-25T13:08:14Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > No one said they Khan’t be. What I really want to know is, what is Chaka Khan up to these days? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/50 "2019-01-25T17:59:03Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > Gorbachev sings tractors! Turnip! Buttocks! _I_ was quoting [one of our new poster’s songs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAz50pZn6Ys). ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/51 "2019-01-25T18:14:44Z")
[I get a little bit Genghis Khan I don’t want you to get it on With nobody else but me With nobody else but me](https://youtu.be/P_SlAzsXa7E) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524/52 "2019-01-25T21:11:40Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > Gorbachev sings tractors! Turnip! Buttocks! God I loved Bloom County! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pakistan/585524.md?page=2)