# Fuck You Pandora **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 9, 2013, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466 "2013-03-09T06:34:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![USPS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b9e5f3/32.png) [@USPS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USPS)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/1 "2013-03-09T06:34:41Z")
Dicks:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/2 "2013-03-09T06:45:54Z")
At first glance I thought there was little to this OP but upon further reading I am convinced. This thread is your first post but you registered 10yrs ago? Just what in the heck is going on? ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/3 "2013-03-09T06:57:07Z")
Um. Wut? Jewelry, music service, mythical first woman on Earth… ---
**Author:** ![Elyanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@Elyanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elyanna)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/4 "2013-03-09T06:59:24Z")
Damn them mythological bitches. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/5 "2013-03-09T07:14:32Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > Um. Wut? > > Jewelry, music service, mythical first woman on Earth… Planet of blue people … Adrian Mole’s crush … ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/6 "2013-03-09T07:39:56Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > Um. Wut? > > Jewelry, music service, mythical first woman on Earth… > [@njtt](#): > > Planet of blue people … Adrian Mole’s crush … Instruction to a reviewer of a Nickelodeon children’s show … ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/7 "2013-03-09T07:49:42Z")
…A big pile of presents? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/8 "2013-03-09T08:01:42Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > Planet of blue people … That was my first thought actually, given how much certain people on boards I frequent rant with hatred about _Avatar_. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/9 "2013-03-09T12:49:39Z")
Boy, have you opened a can of worms. No getting this toothpaste back in the tube. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/10 "2013-03-09T12:56:34Z")
> [@USPS](#): > > Dicks:eek: Epic burn, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/11 "2013-03-09T13:27:18Z")
Pandora is the BEST!!! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/12 "2013-03-09T13:31:35Z")
The OP isn’t alone. It’s a movement. Poor Pandora. [linkie](http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3148933/Fuck+you+Pandora/) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/13 "2013-03-09T13:37:19Z")
On Pandora, the US Postal Service pits you! ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/14 "2013-03-09T13:41:38Z")
God bless you and Pandora always!!!:):)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/15 "2013-03-09T14:58:29Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > The OP isn’t alone. It’s a movement. Poor Pandora. > > [linkie](http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3148933/Fuck+you+Pandora/) I had a movement this morning. It reminded my a lot of this thread. Shitty and pointless. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/16 "2013-03-09T15:44:08Z")
Funny. I work for the USPS, and I’m a little miffed at Pandora myself. My daughter is the one who plays it. She’ll choose the “Broadway Hits” channel, and half of the songs are just from freakin’ Disney movies. Or from the movie versions of Broadway hits. She cues up the Laura Osnes Channel, and can’t find a Laura Osnes song to save her life. WTH is up with these people? ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/17 "2013-03-09T15:45:01Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > At first glance I thought there was little to this OP but upon further reading I am convinced. This thread is your first post but you registered 10yrs ago? Just what in the heck is going on? I agree. WTF? ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/18 "2013-03-09T15:46:34Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > On Pandora, the US Postal Service pits you! A+, would read again. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/19 "2013-03-09T15:47:58Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > At first glance I thought there was little to this OP but upon further reading I am convinced. This thread is your first post but you registered 10yrs ago? Just what in the heck is going on? Maybe he’s posting _from_ Pandora and it’s ten light-years away. Of course, then we’d expect the smiley to be red-shifted, not blue-shifted. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/20 "2013-03-09T15:52:04Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Boy, have you opened a can of worms. No getting this toothpaste back in the tube. Way to think out of the box. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466.md?page=2)