# Fuck You Pandora **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 9, 2013, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466 "2013-03-09T06:34:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/41 "2013-03-11T20:01:55Z")
> [@gloaming](#): > > B {?./. A. i Really, you shouldn’t share your SDMB account with your cat. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/42 "2013-03-12T00:34:21Z")
With cats, there is no sharing. They take what they want, and to hell with the human’s desires. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/43 "2013-03-12T05:23:08Z")
> [@gloaming](#): > > B {?./. A. i Now you’re just Pandoring… ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/44 "2013-03-12T10:11:06Z")
A DC Comics fan upset about the (no longer so) New 52? ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/45 "2013-03-15T00:15:49Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > If that’s the case, then they really shouldn’t put her name on one of their channels. They didn’t, that’s not how Pandora works. When you type in the name of an artist, song, genre, or something else, Pandora creates a channel with music similar to what you’ve typed. If they don’t have the rights to play the artist whose name you typed in for a channel, they’ll play the closest stuff they have rights to. In short, Pandora doesn’t have a “Laura Osnes” channel; you do. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/46 "2013-03-15T17:18:29Z")
[QUOTE=Ethilrist] That is a Pantera’s box you do not want to open, my friend. [/QUOTE] Don’t correct him, it sickens him! ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/47 "2014-06-10T03:12:02Z")
I’m reviving this because I think I know what the OP is on about. Yesterday I took one of their surveys. They told me if I took the survey I would get 4hrs of commercial free listening. Well, two songs after the survey, I got a damn commercial. And many more after that. I never got my 4hrs commercial free Pandora. So… FUCK YOU PANDORA!! Dicks!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/48 "2014-06-10T10:47:23Z")
It’s only been a year since the OP was posted. Give it nine more before expecting a response. It takes time to craft these masterpieces, after all. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/49 "2014-06-10T11:27:42Z")
Hmm. How far away from Earth would you be, to take 10 years to post a message? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/50 "2014-06-10T12:01:41Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > Hmm. How far away from Earth would you be, to take 10 years to post a message? 10 light-years. Assuming you don’t have sub-space WiFi. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/51 "2014-06-10T12:09:07Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > 10 light-years. > Assuming you don’t have sub-space WiFi. In which case, we should be expecting to see a reply in 20 years. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/52 "2014-06-10T12:35:17Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > In which case, we should be expecting to see a reply in 20 years. That’s a great afterthought. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/53 "2014-06-10T12:38:04Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > In which case, we should be expecting to see a reply in 20 years. I’ll be disappointed if there are any typos. ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/54 "2014-06-10T16:05:29Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I’ll be disappointed if there are any typos. “Dicsk!” ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/55 "2014-06-11T00:20:35Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > I’m reviving this because I think I know what the OP is on about. > Yesterday I took one of their surveys. They told me if I took the survey I would get 4hrs of commercial free listening. Well, two songs after the survey, I got a damn commercial. And many more after that. I never got my 4hrs commercial free Pandora. > So… FUCK YOU PANDORA!! > > Dicks!:eek: :rolleyes: nah. Read it again for comprehension. They just promise you that they wont ask you again for 4 whole hours if youre “still listening?” And then they bombard you with annoying commercials at top volume every 4th song. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/56 "2014-08-23T03:09:33Z")
_checks watch_ They said the truck was on the way. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/57 "2014-08-23T04:00:28Z")
What’s the rush? You have something better to do than wait? ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/58 "2014-08-23T04:19:07Z")
No, I’ll just sit here in the silence and darkness, waiting to die. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/59 "2014-08-23T21:56:22Z")
> [@Elyanna](#): > > Damn them mythological bitches. And damn that ugly-ass jewelry. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466/60 "2014-08-24T02:54:49Z")
I though that the New Yorker television critics were indeed unnecessarily harsh against Ms. Explorer and her new cartoon show for tweens. Dicks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pandora/652466.md?page=4)