# Fuck you, pet poisoners

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pet-poisoners/295818>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 23, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pet-poisoners/295818 "2005-03-23T01:53:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eada6e/32.png) [@Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_You_Big_Red_Fire_Engine)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pet-poisoners/295818/41 "2005-03-25T02:26:41Z")

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So what are the lab results on that spongecake?

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**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pet-poisoners/295818/42 "2005-03-25T02:40:53Z")

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> [@SlyFrog](#):
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> The following has nothing to do with someone who poisons a dog that stays on its own property and is not a nuisance, which is a disgustingly vile act:
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> Those of you who are equating human beings to dogs or who seriously believe you are capable of killing a human being for the death of a dog are deeply disturbed.

I have to tell you I like my dog a lot better than some of the people I have met. My dog is like my baby and yes if I came across someone maliciously causing harm to her, they had better watch out. Maybe for you “it’s just a dog” and not worth a human life but to me someone who would maliciously harm my dog doesn’t deserve to be called a human and has forfeited the right to be treated as such.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pet-poisoners/295818/43 "2005-03-25T03:35:45Z")

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It’s possible, as mentioned earlier, that the dog got a hold of a poisoned mouse/rat. They’ll often escape to the outdoors after they’ve been poisoned, making an easy target for the preditorial stripe left in the domesticated animal.

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**Author:** ![Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo_ate_my_hamster)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pet-poisoners/295818/44 "2005-03-25T13:13:23Z")

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Sorry for not posting for two days, but I was preoccupied with the theatre.  
The vet lab technician found out that the poison used to soak the cake was homemade and coudn’t determine specifically what it was. So they advised my mom to take the sample to the police which she did.  
We’ve also found out that another dog was poisoned two weeks ago and after my mom talked to its owner, he also agreed to go to the police. Now with two recent cases, together with few from previous years, we hope that the police will take some action.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pet-poisoners/295818/45 "2005-03-25T16:19:08Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Holy shit! Were you able to press charges against that little fucker?

We called the cops, but they said there was nothing they could do, seeing as how my dog suffered no permanent damage. I remember thinking that they didn’t seem to care.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pet-poisoners/295818/46 "2005-03-25T17:28:55Z")

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**Torgo,** I haven’t any good advice, but much sympathy for the death of your dog.

Dogs (the vast majority) are wonderful animals. I love them for their loyalty, friendship, and their simple goofiness. I am sorry you lost Ajka in such a horrible way.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-pet-poisoners/295818/47 "2005-03-25T17:35:17Z")

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My condolences to you for losing your dog. I only lose my pets to very advanced old age, and that is hard enough.

Now to those who think it is OK to leave strychnine etc. out in order to kill animals that are not a threat or are not bothering your livestock - Poisons are generally a sadistic and lingering way to kill something. Also, the animals you do not have “issues” with are just as likely to get into the poisons and die, as the evil scary nasty demonic dogs and cats are. It sounds like some of you just get off on killing things. I hope the ASPCA and animal control cops find out and out you away for a long time.

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