# Fuck you, phantom shitter **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053 "2002-07-15T14:03:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Nick\_Clark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Nick\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nick_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/61 "2015-10-02T04:02:15Z")
Did you find out who it was? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/62 "2015-10-02T04:24:13Z")
> [@Nick\_Clark](#): > > Did you find out who it was? Oh come on. I know this board gets a lot of necros but _13 years_ on this one. ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/63 "2015-10-02T10:57:50Z")
What usually amuses me most is contemplating how someone arrived at a particular zombie thread… ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/64 "2015-10-02T11:04:19Z")
> [@Nick\_Clark](#): > > Did you find out who it was? It’s okay, you can fess up now Mr. Clark, it was a long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/65 "2015-10-02T11:14:37Z")
Well there’s a coincidence. I pop in after a long absence to see what’s going on, and there’s one of my very old posts resurrected. **Nick** , alas I was unable to dust the poo for fingerprints, so the culprit was never found. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/66 "2015-10-02T12:07:54Z")
The Phantom Shitter has shifted operations to the Pacific Northwest, and is now known as the [Portland Pooper](http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-33652-the_portland_pooper_is_on_the_loose_.html). ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/67 "2015-10-02T12:16:04Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > **Nick** , alas I was unable to dust the poo for fingerprints, so the culprit was never found. DNA technology has really evolved since 2002 - I think this cold case should be re-opened. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/68 "2015-10-02T12:19:06Z")
> [@2gigch1](#): > > What usually amuses me most is contemplating how someone arrived at a particular zombie thread… Me too. What were the search terms? ---
**Author:** ![JKilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@JKilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKilez)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/69 "2015-10-02T12:30:09Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > The Phantom Shitter has shifted operations to the Pacific Northwest, and is now known as the [Portland Pooper](http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-33652-the_portland_pooper_is_on_the_loose_.html). Dammit! A serial shitter on a shitting spree. Think about the lives you affected, **jjimm**. If you had only cooperated with the police 13 years ago, you could have prevented this. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/70 "2015-10-02T13:42:19Z")
Who knows what evil lurks in the bowels of men? ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/71 "2015-10-02T14:02:15Z")
I’m just happy to learn there was a poster with the username **Judith Prietht.** ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/72 "2015-10-02T16:20:32Z")
I’m happy to know that somehow, in some way, people can still be surprised that shit happens. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/73 "2015-10-02T20:22:23Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > I’m happy to know that somehow, in some way, people can still be surprised that shit happens. Lets go down to the quarry and throw stuff down there. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/74 "2015-10-05T10:19:17Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Lets go down to the quarry and throw stuff down there. Oh god is that still going on? ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/75 "2015-10-05T11:52:15Z")
Should I tell the story I was told about how every single morning someone would arrive at work and find a human turd had been laid in the door step overnight? This phantom shitter ate his fiber I tell you whut. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/76 "2015-10-05T12:03:35Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Oh god is that still going on? Oh yes. If only your phantom shifter had had access to a quarry. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/77 "2015-10-05T12:14:47Z")
If only [technology could help us end these crimes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brUErAxF-oM) ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/78 "2015-10-05T12:17:36Z")
Sometimes [it’s hard to believe this shit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0HPofcr6E) Of course thirteen years later, we have a lot cheaper cameras, and a lot more of them ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/79 "2015-10-05T13:03:35Z")
Reminds me of “National Lampoon’s Highschool yearbook”-Estes Kefauver HS had to cancel the swim meet with “Our Lady of Pain” HS-because a “vandalism” was discovered floating in the pool.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Patch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Patch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patch)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053/80 "2015-10-06T04:17:37Z")
I’m amazed the Op still has the photo uploaded to a linkable site (#52). What’s a thread without pics? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-phantom-shitter/119053.md?page=5)