# Fuck you, republican animals!!!!!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 24, 2018, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600 "2018-12-24T02:44:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/1 "2018-12-24T02:44:39Z")

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You fucking pieces of feces!!!

You are not human!!!

Cock suckers!!!

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/2 "2018-12-24T02:45:58Z")

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Now what? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/3 "2018-12-24T02:46:45Z")

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I want them thrown in jail.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/4 "2018-12-24T03:03:28Z")

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I’m increasingly concerned about your blood pressure, my friend.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/5 "2018-12-24T03:03:38Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> Cock suckers!!!
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> …I want them thrown in jail.

For sucking cocks? Do we still do that?

Seriously, chill/get help/stop posting/whatever you need. Talk to a friend or a spouse, and take their advice.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/6 "2018-12-24T03:08:03Z")

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I’m outraged, scared, and depressed too. But, dude, calling them subhuman and advocating for their imprisonment is perhaps not the way to go here.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/7 "2018-12-24T03:13:03Z")

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Oh sure, you say that now.

Wait until the stock market crashes and you have no retirement and you’re fist fighting people in the streets over soup, water, and bread.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/8 "2018-12-24T03:16:05Z")

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So locking up your political opponents without a trial is OK now?

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/9 "2018-12-24T03:28:02Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> So locking up your political opponents without a trial is OK now?

Yes, because my “political opponents” are fascists.

You will understand - one day.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/10 "2018-12-24T03:29:20Z")

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You need a therapist.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/11 "2018-12-24T03:41:03Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> Yes, because my “political opponents” are fascists.
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> You will understand - one day.

No, I understand. Once you advocate for no-trail jailings, you’ve become your opponents.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/12 "2018-12-24T03:43:19Z")

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**Asahi** , dude… um, are you okay? Seriously, I’m worried about you. We’re here if you need to talk.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/13 "2018-12-24T03:47:34Z")

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Your opponents want to lock you up!!!

Don’t you understand?!!?!

Stop trying to understand why vipers deliver the fatal bite. Just understand their nature!!!

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/14 "2018-12-24T03:56:23Z")

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I’m pretty sure my friends and family members who are Republican do not want to lock me up, no.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/15 "2018-12-24T04:01:02Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> You need a therapist.

He needs to sober up and we need to stop feeding this troll.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/16 "2018-12-24T04:07:11Z")

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Fine.

Go ahead thinking your merry shit

You will see

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/17 "2018-12-24T04:16:39Z")

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Be nice.

Nice always wins with republitards

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/18 "2018-12-24T04:20:48Z")

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And people say there’s no such thing as Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/19 "2018-12-24T04:47:13Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> You fucking pieces of feces!!!

Shouldn’t that be “peece’s of feces”?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/20 "2018-12-24T04:50:26Z")

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Long gone from the market: Reese’s Feces Pieces. Didn’t sell, for some reason.

Also, sucking cock seems like a very human thing to do.

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