# Fuck you, republican animals!!!!!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 24, 2018, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600 "2018-12-24T02:44:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/41 "2018-12-24T14:19:39Z")

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Dude - this kind of thing doesn’t hurt me, and it doesn’t help you. So don’t do it.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/42 "2018-12-24T14:51:05Z")

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The OP has assumed in the past that all southerners are KKK members. He’s just as bad as his perceived enemies of painting with a broad brush. In this case, a brush that’s as wide as Trump’s wall.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/43 "2018-12-24T15:46:11Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> And to those who would shit on me for this sort of post: fuck you, and merry Christmas.

Right back atchya. Oh, and Happy New Year!

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/44 "2018-12-24T16:39:27Z")

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> [@The\_Tooth](#):
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> And the rest of the Republican party? What are you going to do about them? .

Absolutely.

We must totally violate democratic norms and the rule of law to stop these assclowns from violating democratic norms and the rule of law! If Democracy is going to get in the way, well, that’s just too bad!

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/45 "2018-12-24T16:53:51Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> merry Christmas.

Happy Holidays.🙂

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**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/46 "2018-12-24T17:02:57Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> The thing is, being hostile towards a depressed person, making them feel even worse about themselves, isn’t helpful to them. You aren’t resolving the problem. You’re just lashing out the same way he is.
> 
> Sure, there was a point where I used to get mad at him. But now I genuinely believe he is depressed as fuck. He’s not saying things that the rest of us don’t think at times–we just realize that it’s overly pessimistic and catastrophizing. You don’t have that when you’re depressed.
> 
> The thing is, this is the Pit, the place where we’re supposed to be able to vent. It seems silly to get mad at the guy for using for its appropriate purpose. As long as he keeps this shit to his own threads, why not let him go? I put him on ignore a long time ago, because nothing I say is going to help.
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> I hope that we are just seeing him vent when he’s here. There are times where he is more lucid. I hope those are most of the time.
> 
> I will at most suggest he engage in Christmas activities and try to forget about this stuff. I remind him that worry about this or being down about it won’t change anything. So go out and have fun.
> 
> The one thing I will not do is make it worse by attacking him again. Not now that I suspect there is a real underlying problem. And, frankly, I don’t blame him in the slightest. What’s going on in our country is genuinely awful. We shouldn’t have to deliberately go out of our way to forget about it in order to function as people.
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> And to those who would shit on me for this sort of post: fuck you, and merry Christmas.

I wouldn’t shit on the sentiment, but day-um, is it really necessary to write seven paragraphs to get across the point “asahi sounds like he’s struggling with the personality changes that accompany depression, so I think we should leave him alone”?

> [@](#):
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> merry Christmas.

Regards!

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/47 "2018-12-24T17:11:19Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> Absolutely.
> 
> We must totally violate democratic norms and the rule of law to stop these assclowns from violating democratic norms and the rule of law! If Democracy is going to get in the way, well, that’s just too bad!

That doesn’t really answer my question, and I didn’t say anything about violating democratic norms and the rule of law. In fact I think enshrining these democratic norms in law is a good idea; financial disclosure, for instance, shouldn’t be optional.

Anyway, what are you going to do about the rest of the Republican party? Putting a sane Democrat in the White House won’t help much if that president is surrounded by the likes of Ryan and McConnell, and it’s clear a lot of people will support the likes of Ryan and McConnell if the likes of Ryan and McConnell are willing to cater to their bigotries and prejudices in return for power they can then abuse.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/48 "2018-12-24T17:27:42Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> Cock suckers!!!

Go to hell, you bigoted, gay-hating homophobe.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/49 "2018-12-24T17:43:15Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> Tell us about your friends and family who are Republican. Which best describes them?:
> 
> - they have especially low IQs.
> - they are racists or homophobes.
> - they are selfish slobs happy to hear of children dying if it means another dollar for them.
> - they are deluded fools babbling about ‘teh Wall’ or ‘teh taxes.’
> 
> If you choose ‘None of the above,’ please explain.

I’m not trying to excuse their choices. I’m just saying they’re not trying to lock me up or physically harm me. Which is what **Asahi** was claiming.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/50 "2018-12-24T18:21:20Z")

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Good grief, let the Doper use the Pit for its intended purpose.

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**Author:** ![Trafalgar\_Laura](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trafalgar_laura/32/2907_2.png) [@Trafalgar\_Laura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trafalgar_Laura)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/51 "2018-12-24T18:22:35Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> Go to hell, you bigoted, gay-hating homophobe.

Indeed.

There are many persons with cocks in this world, and my understanding is that they usually enjoy having them sucked. Why should people who do this wonderful thing be villainized? Those willing to suck cocks should be celebrated! What does a person get out of this, other than helping another human being? It’s an act of utter kindness and generosity.

Merry Christmas to us all! 😃

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/52 "2018-12-24T18:56:05Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> Go to hell, you bigoted, gay-hating homophobe.

To be fair, **asahi** doesn’t like [pussy](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=867592), either.

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**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/53 "2018-12-24T19:35:09Z")

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Asahi is just illustrating via this thread that people would rather pile onto one mentally ill person than recognize it in, and help to evolve, 63 million mentally ill persons. Asahi is a prophet of priorities.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/54 "2018-12-24T20:09:58Z")

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> [@drad\_dog](#):
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> Asahi is just illustrating via this thread that people would rather pile onto one mentally ill person than recognize it in, and help to evolve, 63 million mentally ill persons. Asahi is a prophet of priorities.

We can help 63 million mentally ill people? This one message board? Verily, we are like unto gods!

Nah… it’s just that we’re thinking globally, acting locally. We pile on the mentally ill people who come here, not the millions who don’t.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/55 "2018-12-24T21:12:00Z")

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> [@drad\_dog](#):
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> Asahi is just illustrating via this thread that people would rather pile onto one mentally ill person than recognize it in, and help to evolve, 63 million mentally ill persons. Asahi is a prophet of priorities.

Once in 2015, our neighborhood bar has an AutoTagz store in the same building. It’s privately owned. An older man parks, gets out walks very slowly with a cane. He asks us, “Where do I order my new license plates at?” I showed him the store was upstairs (two flights) and said, “Sorry, there’s no elevator.”

The man freaked out. Saying look at what Obama did to us. Putting DMVs on buildings without elevators! He went on for a minute or two.

We then told him that this is a place privately owned, having nothing to do with local or federal government. It’s an entrepreneurship. Owner’s name is Nick. I gave him directions to the nearest DMV.

THESE are the types of mentally ill persons that voted for Trump in the first place. Majority of people in this country don’t even know what the local or federal governments do and what they do for them. There are millions of them. And they are too gullible. A man says he’s rich, he’ll change the government to work for “you” when he really means “me”. They refuse to believe what’s in front of them.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/56 "2018-12-24T21:30:20Z")

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> [@The\_Tooth](#):
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> That doesn’t really answer my question

It rather does, actually.

We can continue to stay on this side of the law and democratic norms and hope enough of our fellow citizens do the same that we can steer the ship back on course and keep it there. And continue to work on voter education and preserving the good stuff. And that’s what most people **have** been doing. If the results or the timing is not what you prefer, well, life doesn’t always work out the way we want or on our timetables. It’s a marathon and you’re already bitching about the heat and humidity half a mile into the race.

But there is the distinct possibility we run out of time or, despite our best efforts, we collectively continue to elect scoundrels and reprobates to high office who get and stay there by peddling bigotry, class warfare, and robber baron style corruption. We can continue to fight against that but that’s the thing about elections - we can continue to vote for terrible people time after time.

There’s no magical solution that prevents bad results in our form of government. So, it’s either conclude that representative democracy itself doesn’t work (Putin is rather fond of this conclusion) or keep plugging away, knowing the work will never ever end.

Or, there’s the approach presented here. Tear it all down, including the very parts we were trying to save in the first place.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/57 "2018-12-24T22:09:23Z")

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> [@drad\_dog](#):
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> Asahi is just illustrating via this thread that people would rather pile onto one mentally ill person than recognize it in, and help to evolve, 63 million mentally ill persons. Asahi is a prophet of priorities.

Having read your contributions to the Prince RIP thread, I definitely recognize the crazy in you.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/58 "2018-12-25T00:27:33Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> Oh sure, you say that now.
> 
> Wait until the stock market crashes and you have no retirement and you’re fist fighting people in the streets over soup, water, and bread.

I took ALL my money out of stocks when that thing was elected. I knew eventually shit would happen. I was right.

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**Author:** ![TheCuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thecuse/32/2854_2.png) [@TheCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheCuse)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/59 "2018-12-25T00:37:20Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> Tell us about your friends and family who are Republican. Which best describes them?:
> 
> - they have especially low IQs.
> - they are racists or homophobes.
> - they are selfish slobs happy to hear of children dying if it means another dollar for them.
> - they are deluded fools babbling about ‘teh Wall’ or ‘teh taxes.’
> 
> If you choose ‘None of the above,’ please explain.

That is one of the most ignorant fucking things I’ve seen at this place. You really take the cake so far as painting anyone who doesn’t agree with you with a huge fucking broad brush.

And that goes for the majority of posters here. Heaven forbid anyone has a different opinion than you! If someone disagrees with you all, you gather together for your circle jerk.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/60 "2018-12-25T01:13:51Z")

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> [@Paranoid\_Randroid](#):
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> I wouldn’t shit on the sentiment, but day-um, is it really necessary to write seven paragraphs to get across the point “asahi sounds like he’s struggling with the personality changes that accompany depression, so I think we should leave him alone”?
> 
> Regards!

I take it you’re not familiar with **BigT**?

If the dude really is dealing with mental illness ( **BigT** , you’re not a doctor, quit trying to diagnose people all the fucking time), then ranting on the Dope isn’t going to do jackshit – he’s better off going and seeing a professional.

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