# Fuck you, republican animals!!!!!!!!!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 24, 2018, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600 "2018-12-24T02:44:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/141 "2018-12-30T05:03:11Z")

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[Vaping anarchy in question.](https://thefederalistpapers.org/opinion/vape-shop-employee-goes-insane-rage-trump-supporter)  
Gosh, that was tedious.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/142 "2018-12-30T06:40:41Z")

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> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#):
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> Is that comment brought about by a certain video that’s making the rounds? If so, that’s hilarious.
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> Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk

Gee, however did you guess? Although he wouldn’t be working there anymore.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/143 "2018-12-30T18:19:18Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> [Vaping anarchy in question.](https://thefederalistpapers.org/opinion/vape-shop-employee-goes-insane-rage-trump-supporter)  
> Gosh, that was tedious.

Interesting. Now, if he had been black, then he would have been escorted out by police, but since he was a white trump supporter, he can trespass on business property without consequence. Not sure what state this is in, and whether political affiliation is a protected class, if it is, then the employee was a bit in the wrong in the first place. But being an asshole is never a protected class, and “Ring it up. Do my bidding. Sell it to me, punk’” is definitely being an asshole.

The employee was out of line, after being provoked by the Trump supporter, but the Trump supporter should have respected the rights of a privately owned business, and taken his patronage elsewhere. Instead, he committed trespass and harassment, as well as obstructing other customers. MAGA!

Not always the best business practice, and from him being fired, I assume the owner did not approve, but had he actually been the owner, or had the backing of the owner, then he would have had every right to refuse service.

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**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/144 "2018-12-30T22:10:43Z")

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I don’t know any place where political affiliation is a protected class.

The store clerk could have easily said calmly “I am not serving you, get out.” A call to the police would have affirmed that the Trumpette wouldn’t have been able to get anything but escorted from the store.

Unfortunately he lost his mind and it makes him look like a yapping idiot. Not the best example for our side to be sure.

Also if you go to the Facebook page of the Trumpette in question, you will see he loves posting videos of himself goading people while brandishing his MAGA gear. Pretty sure that he only shares the interactions that don’t make him look bad, of course. But I am pretty sure he has a lot of them that he just deletes.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/145 "2018-12-30T22:14:25Z")

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Not always the best business practice? He saw the guy’s shirt and hat, and immediately started screaming hysterically. Was the other guy an asshole? Yes. Just like Trump’s an asshole. And anyone who works in customer service is GOING to have to deal with people like that. I’ve dealt with far worse, been called worse, and did it all without losing it – or at least not in front of customers. (Believe me, I WISH the only thing I’d had to deal with was some dude walking around in political gear I didn’t agree with)

But just because the guy’s wearing a shirt supporting someone you don’t like that justifies flipping out like a toddler who needs a nap? Seriously? He wasn’t freaking out because the guy was an asshole, he was freaking out because the guy was wearing a Trump shirt and hat. Dude absolutely deserved to be fired – he’s a fucking lunatic.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/146 "2018-12-30T23:10:01Z")

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> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#):
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> I don’t know any place where political affiliation is a protected class.
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> The store clerk could have easily said calmly “I am not serving you, get out.” A call to the police would have affirmed that the Trumpette wouldn’t have been able to get anything but escorted from the store.

And his first statement to the MAGAt was exactly that. Then the MAGAt decided to start filming and provoking the cashier.

Sure, the guy looked in his 20’s maybe, so probably didn’t know the best way to get a trespasser out of his store. Shoulda called the cops. He threatened to, but probably thought he was bluffing, and that the cops wouldn’t do anything. So, probably did the MAGAt.

Back when I was a manager for fast food, I got more than a few assholes to call the police on themselves.

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> Unfortunately he lost his mind and it makes him look like a yapping idiot. Not the best example for our side to be sure.

No, but I’ll take him over the racist troll that provoked him.

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> Also if you go to the Facebook page of the Trumpette in question, you will see he loves posting videos of himself goading people while brandishing his MAGA gear. Pretty sure that he only shares the interactions that don’t make him look bad, of course. But I am pretty sure he has a lot of them that he just deletes.

Right, this is exactly the reaction that he is trying to get out of people. Sure, it would be great if people don’t fall for it, but you troll enough line, you’re gonna get some fish.

> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Not always the best business practice?

An intentional understatement.

> [@](#):
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> He saw the guy’s shirt and hat, and immediately started screaming hysterically. Was the other guy an asshole?

Except that that is not what happened. He did not get upset with the guy until the guy refused to leave and was now a criminal trespassing upon private property.

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> Yes. Just like Trump’s an asshole. And anyone who works in customer service is GOING to have to deal with people like that. I’ve dealt with far worse, been called worse, and did it all without losing it – or at least not in front of customers. (Believe me, I WISH the only thing I’d had to deal with was some dude walking around in political gear I didn’t agree with)

As have I. But we are talking about a troll here who goes around trolling until he finds someone who reacts to his expressions of hatred. The individual that he managed to hook should have known better, but it is as if you don’t think that the MAGAt troll was deserving of any sort of reproach here.

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> But just because the guy’s wearing a shirt supporting someone you don’t like that justifies flipping out like a toddler who needs a nap? Seriously? He wasn’t freaking out because the guy was an asshole, he was freaking out because the guy was wearing a Trump shirt and hat. Dude absolutely deserved to be fired – he’s a fucking lunatic.

He was freaking out because when he politely asked him to leave, he refused to, and then started filming and goading him.

If you ask someone politely to leave, and they pull out their phone to film you and start goading you, you don’t consider that to be an asshole? I do, but YMMV.

I’ve never been that way with a customer, but I’ve had sales people in my shop that won’t take no for an answer, and I have vented more than a bit of irritation at them until they finally up and left.

Yeah, they guy fed the troll, but you are absolving the troll of any and all blame here.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/147 "2018-12-31T00:06:13Z")

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Sickos, both. The poor black guy just looked dumbfounded. I bet he told his family “You guys will never believe what just happened the vape shop!”. It would be cool if he had decided to film it from his perspective.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/148 "2018-12-31T01:17:04Z")

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Because he’s not paid to fall for trolls, that’s why. He had absolutely no reason to kick the guy out – he didn’t even know the guy was a troll, he just didn’t like his shirt. Did he have the right to tell the guy, “I’m not serving you?” Yes. But just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

As I’ve said, I’ve waited on far, far worse than that guy. So I have no pity for him.

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**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/149 "2018-12-31T02:20:47Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> He saw the guy’s shirt and hat, and immediately started screaming hysterically.

No. That’s when he started recording.

He started screaming about the MAGAt saying something racist. We will never know what happened before he started recording. But don’t be shocked if the MAGAt instigated it by saying something.

This doesn’t mean the clerk didn’t act like a spastic fool. But it’s not fair to say the clerk saw a dude in Trump gear and lost his mind.

Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/150 "2018-12-31T02:28:52Z")

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> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#):
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> No. That’s when he started recording.
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> He started screaming about the MAGAt saying something racist. We will never know what happened before he started recording. But don’t be shocked if the MAGAt instigated it by saying something.
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> This doesn’t mean the clerk didn’t act like a spastic fool. But it’s not fair to say the clerk saw a dude in Trump gear and lost his mind.
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> Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk

Ah. My mistake. I guess I’ve just been so used to dealing with shitty customers that I find this guy really not cut out for working with the public.

And I’m also with **Beckdawrek** - I’d LOVE to know what was going through the black guy’s head.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/151 "2018-12-31T03:29:33Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> I might be a shit stain, but I think I have a point, which is that the only way this country is going to wake up and finally ‘get it’ is to endure some suffering. It’s not that I wanted it this way; it’s just that I recall barely 2 years after going through the worst recession in 2 1/2 generations, mainly as a result of right wing economic policies, this country voted for the foxes to guard the hen house again, when it really, really should have known better. And despite the fact that all Republican congresses were able to achieve is bitterly partisan, bitterly divisive political obstruction, it got even better: the country not only rewarded the party for blocking a supreme court nominee, but they also rewarded us with…Donald J Trump, President of the United States.
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> Sorry, but this is a society that doesn’t learn from its mistakes. Get mad at me all you want, but I am not your problem. Our collective complacency and ignorance are. One day that will change, but that change will only be possible when Americans are **outraged.** Outrage - and sometimes just pure, visceral rage - is a good thing. This country was founded on it, and has been shaped by it ever since. Outrage beget the rebellion against a despot. It was outrage that inspired our resolve to conquer the evil slave master. It was outrage that compelled us to end American apartheid known as Jim Crow, and it was protests - sometimes ugly outbursts - that spoke truth to power and demanded that we get out of Vietnam. You can sit there and pray for better days ahead if you like, but I think I’ll just continue to be fucking pissed.

As I thought, nobody responded to this.

It’s as if this country enjoys getting fist-fucked by the right wing. Are we so insecure that we worry about how some poor clerk at a vape shop represents…“our side”?

Bruh, that’s just fucking limp dick nonsense. You guys are so worried about how you’re perceived. Remind me again how you’re any different than Hillary Clinton, Claire McCaskill, or the other progressives who suck at actually winning at politics.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/152 "2018-12-31T03:56:49Z")

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Well, you’re not gonna change things by being mad at everybody. If you look at the vape store worker. He’s obviously against Trump but he did no one, including himself, any favors by going pyscho. He just looked foolish and ignorant. Dude, look at the man in the mirror. Change that.  
ETA Get over H. Clinton. That’s over. No more. Her time has come and gone.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/153 "2018-12-31T04:35:31Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> > [@asahi](#):
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> > I might be a shit stain, but I think I have a point, which is that the only way this country is going to wake up and finally ‘get it’ is to endure some suffering. It’s not that I wanted it this way; it’s just that I recall barely 2 years after going through the worst recession in 2 1/2 generations, mainly as a result of right wing economic policies, this country voted for the foxes to guard the hen house again, when it really, really should have known better. And despite the fact that all Republican congresses were able to achieve is bitterly partisan, bitterly divisive political obstruction, it got even better: the country not only rewarded the party for blocking a supreme court nominee, but they also rewarded us with…Donald J Trump, President of the United States.
> > 
> > Sorry, but this is a society that doesn’t learn from its mistakes. Get mad at me all you want, but I am not your problem. Our collective complacency and ignorance are. One day that will change, but that change will only be possible when Americans are **outraged.** Outrage - and sometimes just pure, visceral rage - is a good thing. This country was founded on it, and has been shaped by it ever since. Outrage beget the rebellion against a despot. It was outrage that inspired our resolve to conquer the evil slave master. It was outrage that compelled us to end American apartheid known as Jim Crow, and it was protests - sometimes ugly outbursts - that spoke truth to power and demanded that we get out of Vietnam. You can sit there and pray for better days ahead if you like, but I think I’ll just continue to be fucking pissed.
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> As I thought, nobody responded to this.
> 
> It’s as if this country enjoys getting fist-fucked by the right wing. Are we so insecure that we worry about how some poor clerk at a vape shop represents…“our side”?
> 
> Bruh, that’s just fucking limp dick nonsense. You guys are so worried about how you’re perceived. Remind me again how you’re any different than Hillary Clinton, Claire McCaskill, or the other progressives who suck at actually winning at politics.

I think this covered our response.

> [@Derleth](#):
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> **asahi** ’s just outed themselves as a far-right whackjob trying to make DUH LIBRULZ look bad. Like how **Huey Freeman** is a White Nationalist trying to make DUH CULLUDZ look bad. The stupider they act, the more they’ve “owned” us, apparently.

I’ll add this though: Only maniacs (and trolls) wish for the destruction of their own society in order to make a political point.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/154 "2018-12-31T05:26:26Z")

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I want Trump to die. Or be removed from office in a straight jacket. I want at least as much misery for McConnell and Kavenaugh and all the rest of the jackbooted pricks that dictate the face of our country, raid the treasury, and grind the defenseless into the dirt. And then I do my breathing exercises. Maybe hit the OpenVape a couple times on the back porch to get my nerves under control.

And then it occurs to me that what I really want is to live in a country where those kinds of assholes are allowed to live as freely as I, receive the scorn they deserve, and utterly fail to get votes. But I don’t live in that country. Those greedy, self-serving, narcissistic assholes that get voted into office? They’re just symptoms of a sick society. The best I can do is not be a greedy, self-serving, narcissistic asshole–and that’s a struggle.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/155 "2018-12-31T05:31:45Z")

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But hold on, what type of jail are they gonna lock us up in? Are conjugal visits allowed? What kind of food will they serve? I think you might be overreacting, it might actually be kind of relaxing.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/156 "2018-12-31T06:30:38Z")

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> [@Mr.Nylock](#):
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> But hold on, what type of jail are they gonna lock us up in? Are conjugal visits allowed? What kind of food will they serve? I think you might be overreacting, it might actually be kind of relaxing.

Depends. Are we going to white collar, Club Med prison, or federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/157 "2018-12-31T07:36:58Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Depends. Are we going to white collar, Club Med prison, or federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

I think Trump would send us to Club Med prison . . . "We have the best prisons folks . . . ".

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/158 "2018-12-31T10:49:10Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Not always the best business practice? He saw the guy’s shirt and hat, and immediately started screaming hysterically. Was the other guy an asshole? Yes. Just like Trump’s an asshole. And anyone who works in customer service is GOING to have to deal with people like that. I’ve dealt with far worse, been called worse, and did it all without losing it – or at least not in front of customers. (Believe me, I WISH the only thing I’d had to deal with was some dude walking around in political gear I didn’t agree with)
> 
> But just because the guy’s wearing a shirt supporting someone you don’t like that justifies flipping out like a toddler who needs a nap? Seriously? He wasn’t freaking out because the guy was an asshole, he was freaking out because the guy was wearing a Trump shirt and hat. Dude absolutely deserved to be fired – he’s a fucking lunatic.

He should have thought strategically, kept his cool, and sold the asshole some poison.

Oh, wait.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/159 "2019-08-24T02:43:58Z")

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I’m right! Fuck you all!!!

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-republican-animals/826600/160 "2019-08-24T03:32:15Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> I’m right! Fuck you all!!!

What you right about?

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