# Fuck you, Rowan County (KY) Clerk Kim Davis

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 13, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757 "2015-08-13T18:09:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/281 "2015-09-02T02:52:18Z")

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Hey, who let the halfwit in?

Go away, halfwit.

ETA: You’re the halfwit, **D’Anconia**. I realized that would go over your head, so I helpfully explained it for you.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/282 "2015-09-02T02:54:37Z")

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Rachel Maddow did a piece on her tonight and interviewed one of the gay couples who was refused a license today. They live in the county.

Also revealed is that Little Miss Holy Kim had a child 5 months after divorcing her first husband by the man who became her third husband, and the child was adopted by her second husband. I’m sure all this was before she was saved.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/283 "2015-09-02T03:09:09Z")

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I would LOVE to see her behind bars, but I do think she will end up a martyr.

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**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/284 "2015-09-02T03:11:47Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> Rachel Maddow did a piece on her tonight and interviewed one of the gay couples who was refused a license today. They live in the county.

Supposedly, there are four couples seeking licenses who have been refused. Only one couple live in the county? That’s pretty much what I expected.

Also, rational adults don’t react to disagreeable news by “emerging red-eyed and shaking”, nor by “swaying”. WTF is up with that? Especially the “swaying” part.

[http://news.yahoo.com/clerk-issue-gay-marriage-licenses-court-ruling-083217111.html#](http://news.yahoo.com/clerk-issue-gay-marriage-licenses-court-ruling-083217111.html#)

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/285 "2015-09-02T03:22:18Z")

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Outside agitators, huh, Frisco? Better get the police dogs and fire hoses.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/286 "2015-09-02T03:26:34Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> Supposedly, there are four couples seeking licenses who have been refused. Only one couple live in the county? That’s pretty much what I expected.
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> Also, rational adults don’t react to disagreeable news by “emerging red-eyed and shaking”, nor by “swaying”. WTF is up with that? Especially the “swaying” part.
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> [http://news.yahoo.com/clerk-issue-gay-marriage-licenses-court-ruling-083217111.html#](http://news.yahoo.com/clerk-issue-gay-marriage-licenses-court-ruling-083217111.html#)

[Miller and Roberts](http://bigstory.ap.org/article/1da4212c1d754f179eed5706ed630798/appeals-court-upholds-gay-marriage-ruling-kentucky) are also residents of Rowan County.

> [@](#):
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> Miller read the ruling on her phone in the living room of the house they share down a country road on the outskirts of Morehead.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/287 "2015-09-02T03:30:01Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> Supposedly, there are four couples seeking licenses who have been refused. Only one couple live in the county?

Cite?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/288 "2015-09-02T03:34:26Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> Supposedly, there are four couples seeking licenses who have been refused. Only one couple live in the county? That’s pretty much what I expected.
> 
> Also, rational adults don’t react to disagreeable news by “emerging red-eyed and shaking”, nor by “swaying”. WTF is up with that? Especially the “swaying” part.
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> [http://news.yahoo.com/clerk-issue-gay-marriage-licenses-court-ruling-083217111.html#](http://news.yahoo.com/clerk-issue-gay-marriage-licenses-court-ruling-083217111.html#)

[Here’s the lawsuit.](http://www.aclu-ky.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Rowan-complaint.pdf) (PDF) It states that all parties reside in Rowan County.

> [@](#):
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> ```
> 3. Venue is proper pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1391(b)
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> , because all parties reside  
> in Rowan County, Kentucky.

Also, all plaintiffs are listed and verify they all reside in Rowan County.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/289 "2015-09-02T03:46:36Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> Supposedly, there are four couples seeking licenses who have been refused. Only one couple live in the county? That’s pretty much what I expected.

How about a cite for your “supposedly” rather than putting your biases on such clear display. Where are you getting the info only one couple lives in the county?

And if that were the case, why would that be relevant? Bigotry is bigotry. And contempt for the law and upholding the state and federal constitutions is still contempt.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/290 "2015-09-02T03:51:27Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> Supposedly, there are four couples seeking licenses who have been refused. Only one couple live in the county? That’s pretty much what I expected.
> 
> Also, rational adults don’t react to disagreeable news by “emerging red-eyed and shaking”, nor by “swaying”. WTF is up with that? Especially the “swaying” part.
> 
> [http://news.yahoo.com/clerk-issue-gay-marriage-licenses-court-ruling-083217111.html#](http://news.yahoo.com/clerk-issue-gay-marriage-licenses-court-ruling-083217111.html#)

Jerk.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/291 "2015-09-02T03:59:44Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Jerk.

I think bigoted jackass might be more fitting.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/292 "2015-09-02T04:01:06Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> Supposedly, there are four couples seeking licenses who have been refused. Only one couple live in the county? That’s pretty much what I expected.

Perhaps I should have been clearer. The couple she interviewed lived in the county. I do not know if the other three couples (1 homosexual, 2 heterosexual) also live in the county, but that was my impression.

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**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/293 "2015-09-02T04:06:14Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> [Here’s the lawsuit.](http://www.aclu-ky.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Rowan-complaint.pdf) (PDF) It states that all parties reside in Rowan County.
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> Also, all plaintiffs are listed and verify they all reside in Rowan County.

Will Smith Jr., James Yates, David Moore, and David Ermold aren’t plaintiffs. They are the ones that are shaking and swaying. Do they live in Rowan County?

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/294 "2015-09-02T04:07:26Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> Will Smith Jr., James Yates, David Moore, and David Ermold aren’t plaintiffs. They are the ones that are shaking and swaying. Do they live in Rowan County?

How does that matter? Ass.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/295 "2015-09-02T04:11:04Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> Will Smith Jr., James Yates, David Moore, and David Ermold aren’t plaintiffs. They are the ones that are shaking and swaying. Do they live in Rowan County?

Yes, for both couples.

> **[Kentucky Same-Sex Couple Denied Marriage License for 3rd Time at Rowan County...](https://abcnews.go.com/US/kentucky-sex-couple-denied-marriage-license-3rd-time/story?id=33359467)**
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> A same-sex couple from Morehead, Kentucky, were denied a marriage license for a third time at the Rowan County Clerk's Office today -- an emotional event caught on video.

[http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-kentucky-clerk-marriage-licenses-dawn-turner-met-20150901-column.html](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-kentucky-clerk-marriage-licenses-dawn-turner-met-20150901-column.html)

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**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/296 "2015-09-02T04:18:26Z")

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> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#):
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> How does that matter?

I guess at least one other couple lives in the county, from the link provided by Running Coach.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/297 "2015-09-02T04:18:37Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> Will Smith Jr., James Yates, David Moore, and David Ermold aren’t plaintiffs. They are the ones that are shaking and swaying. Do they live in Rowan County?

Any other nasty insinuations, jerk?

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/298 "2015-09-02T04:18:59Z")

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So now **running coach** has answered your question about whether or not the two couples live in Rowan county.

Twice.

With cites. Something you, by the way, don’t have.

You gonna tell us why that would even be relevant? Hmmm?

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/299 "2015-09-02T04:20:45Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> It’s called standing, and I’d bet they don’t have it.

But they do Blanche! They do! Read the cites upthread. Posted twice.

Provide cites saying otherwise. Bigoted ass.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/300 "2015-09-02T04:23:38Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> I guess at least one other couple lives in the county, from the link provided by Running Coach.

And you’d be wrong, Pancho. Care to try again?

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