# Fuck you, Rowan County (KY) Clerk Kim Davis **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 13, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757 "2015-08-13T18:09:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1281 "2015-09-17T03:47:46Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > There is a fee. it will cost you - _ **your very soul!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1282 "2015-09-17T04:08:10Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > There is a fee. So if they are issuing licences they have intentionally rendered invalid, and accepting payment for them… Isn’t that some form of fraud? I did a Google search and I see the licences cost around $37.00. If a couple paid for that licence, and then got married,and then the office that issued it said it was invalid, would they have to refund the cost of the licence? Weddings can cost tens of thousands of dollars too - would a couple whose licence was intentionally invalidated have any recourse to recoup the costs of their wedding? ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1283 "2015-09-17T05:11:07Z")
> [@simster](#): > > it will cost you - . . . > _ **your very soul!!!** _ This old thing? Why, I’ve had it for ages. I don’t know if it would look good on you, you’re such an autumn. But try it on, do. Hm… Maybe we could run up the hem… ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1284 "2015-09-17T12:27:52Z")
> [@bosbfdsfd](#): > > How are the new knee pads working out for you? 🙂 Shows what you know, when I suck cock I don’t take so long that I’d need a set of kneepads. Maybe you’re just really bad at it. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1285 "2015-09-17T12:32:11Z")
> [@bosbfdsfd](#): > > How are the new knee pads working out for you? 🙂 > [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Shows what you know, when I suck cock I don’t take so long that I’d need a set of kneepads. Maybe you’re just really bad at it. I propose a suck-off. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1286 "2015-09-17T21:52:39Z")
Looks like JAYSUS is spreading. [Wall Street Journal](http://www.wsj.com/articles/other-state-officials-say-no-to-same-sex-marriage-1442161531) > [@](#): > > In North Carolina, all four magistrates in rural McDowell County have recused themselves from performing civil wedding ceremonies for any couples. The moves are allowed under a state law passed in June that allows certain public officials to avoid marriage duties if they have religious objections. So far, 32 magistrates across the state—about 5% of the total—have done so, according to the state Administrative Office of the Courts. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1287 "2015-09-17T22:02:12Z")
Well, that’s not quite the same because any notary can marry you. But fuck those guys. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1288 "2015-09-18T01:00:15Z")
[Ms. Davis continues to inspire the best in people.](http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/kim-davis-inspires-nc-mayoral-candidate-to-jail-gays-whats-wrong-with-eradicating-homosexuals/) (To be completely fair, it’s clear the dude was a nut before and is still a nut now. But still.) ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1289 "2015-09-18T01:58:19Z")
Her appeal on the ‘scope change’ has been denied - [QUOTE=[http://www.lex18.com/story/30058632/clerk-kim-davis-loses-another-appeal-in-gay-marriage-case](http://www.lex18.com/story/30058632/clerk-kim-davis-loses-another-appeal-in-gay-marriage-case)] Davis’ lawyers now argue that the order should apply only to named couples, meaning Davis would not have to license gay marriages while the case remains pending. The 6th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals scrapped that request Thursday. [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1290 "2015-09-18T02:23:49Z")
I imagine the appeals court has a single trash can sitting by itself in the corner of the room with the words “Kim Davis’ Bullshit” on the side. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1291 "2015-09-18T03:37:33Z")
Kim Davis, meet Orly Taitz. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1292 "2015-09-18T04:18:57Z")
On Brazzers. Apologies to those who have just eaten. Or who are planning on eating. Ever again. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1293 "2015-09-18T04:24:27Z")
Which one stated “engaged in discrimination against heterosexuals in favor of homosexuals, engaged in discrimination of religious people, particularly Christians, in favor of godless atheists.” ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1294 "2015-09-18T13:09:27Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > On Brazzers. > > Apologies to those who have just eaten. Or who are planning on eating. Ever again. I was drinking my coffee and everything. And I was really looking forward to it. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1295 "2015-09-18T14:28:38Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > On Brazzers. > > Apologies to those who have just eaten. Or who are planning on eating. Ever again. You go to hell. You go to hell and burn, right now. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1296 "2015-09-18T22:14:35Z")
Mutton Head [is up to her usual.](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-kim-davis-kentucky-20150918-story.html) New forms might not meet the requirements of Kentucky state law. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1297 "2015-09-18T22:57:24Z")
Time to lock her away again. ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1298 "2015-09-18T23:15:00Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > Mutton Head [is up to her usual.](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-kim-davis-kentucky-20150918-story.html) New forms might not meet the requirements of Kentucky state law. Well that’s interesting. We expected someone would question the validity of the licenses, but I for one didn’t expect it would come from within her office. This was done as part of the “keep the judge updated” requirement and [here](https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/2427509/mason-filing.pdf) is a pdf of the filing. I think Brian Mason deserves a round of applause, he seems to have been trying to follow the law and issue licenses all along. According to his filing, he is now the only one issuing licenses so the others don’t have to be stressed about it, although the others are ready to issue them in his absence. This guy needs to run for County Clerk. ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1299 "2015-09-19T01:29:00Z")
Someone needs to buy that man a drink. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757/1300 "2015-09-19T01:37:38Z")
> [@Lasciel](#): > > Someone needs to buy that man a drink. Other than the city of Morehead, Rowan is a dry county. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-rowan-county-ky-clerk-kim-davis/727757.md?page=66)