# Fuck you Southern America, and Ohio, too.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 3, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677 "2004-11-03T04:41:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/41 "2004-11-03T08:58:59Z")

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> [@pilot141](#):
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> OK, then…everyone here seems convinced that Bush (if he gets the chance) will appoint a SCOTUS judge that will singlehandedly overturn Roe V Wade. You apparently forget what happens to an anti-abortion judge when facing Senate confirmation…they get (literally) crucified in the press, and subsequently…not confirmed.
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> Does anyone remember the last two justices nominated AND confirmed under a Republican president?
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> Oh, that’s right: Clarence Thomas and that bastion of conservatism David Souter! Both by the first Bush.
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> But I will never dismiss the power of the press and the vitriolic liberal Senators when it comes to Supreme Court justices…it is literally the last attack on your source of power. As such, I expect you to make every effort and press every attack available to you…and I would expect nothing less. That is how the game is played.
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> But when you talk about the draft being reinstated, I must draw the line. Have any of you spent time in the MODERN military? By that I mean have you been on active duty AFTER 1986 or so?
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> I spent over 10 years on active duty in the modern military, and I left active duty as a Major. I can tell you that a draft is not wanted and will not work in the modern military. Period.
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> In fact, if there is a draft implemented in the next two years (let’s say before 1/1/2007) then I will write **Dio** a check for $250. (Ten bucks for every month betwen now and then).
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> All I ask in payment is that if there is NOT a draft by 1/1/2007 that **Dio** comes on this board and publicly admits that he was wrong and I was right about the draft.
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> Is that fair? Or should I not bring money into this thing?
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> Is there anything that can be brought into the discussion that can prevent wild, unprovable accusations from being made? Other than the truth, of course, which means nothing…

Well, hell, you’ve got yourself a deal there, buddy. That’s win-win for me. I’ll be elated if there isn’t any draft.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/42 "2004-11-03T09:01:48Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> It depends on how they vote on the issue. If they vote for it, I’ll peel the skin off 'em. I’m not a Democrat anyway, so why would I defend them?

Let me look for threads you’ve started bashing Dumbs. This may take awhile. 😉

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/43 "2004-11-03T09:03:05Z")

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I haven’t started any bashing Puns either. Just Bush.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/44 "2004-11-03T09:04:06Z")

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Pubs.  
Crap. I need to go to bed.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/45 "2004-11-03T09:13:27Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> Pubs.  
> **Crap. I need to go to bed**.

Not with me. I’m a NAZI homophobe!

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/46 "2004-11-03T09:27:21Z")

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What the hell did you do **Dio** … we run em off over yonder so you come over here looking for an argument?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/47 "2004-11-03T09:30:12Z")

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Hey, it’s not my OP, but as long as there was a fight going on…

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/48 "2004-11-03T09:30:16Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> Wow. Umm…wow.
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> **Dio** , I thought you were more rational than me. But I’ve been wrong before.
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> Seriously, are you comparing Hitler to Bush STILL??!!?? :rolleyes:

Actually, Hitler probably deserves more respect.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/49 "2004-11-03T09:30:36Z")

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This Nazi homophobe cocksucking cracker is certainly amused - again - to see Dio reveal himself for the psycho he is.

Ahh… I’m now doubly - nay, triply - satisfied in my ballot today. Crack a beer and smile.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/50 "2004-11-03T09:31:26Z")

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This Southerner is genuinely sorry for how the SSM votes are going.

I don’t understand why people get so excited about denying liberty to others. These people who claim to be “moral” but are so glaringly self-righteous are a puzzle to me.

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/51 "2004-11-03T09:34:04Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> Hey, it’s not my OP, but as long as there was a fight going on…

Well Hell if I can’t help WTF good am I?  
How about that last post. It’s true isn’t it?  
You don’t have to like Hitler or the shit he pulled but at least he wasn’t a lying SOB…and he at least wore his Swastika where everyone could see it.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/52 "2004-11-03T09:34:15Z")

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> [@SPOOFE](#):
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> This Nazi homophobe cocksucking cracker is certainly amused - again - to see Dio reveal himself for the psycho he is.
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> Ahh… I’m now doubly - nay, triply - satisfied in my ballot today. Crack a beer and smile.
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> 🙂

Really? You’re taunting people whose rights you just voted to take away? And _I’m_ the one who’s been “revealed?”

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/53 "2004-11-03T09:34:27Z")

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> [@t-keela](#):
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> Actually, Hitler probably deserves more respect.

Well, at least I can rest easy knowing I’m only, at best, the second most out-of-touch poster. Any Jews care to say Bush is worse than Hitler? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/54 "2004-11-03T09:36:53Z")

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> [@t-keela](#):
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> Well Hell if I can’t help WTF good am I?  
> How about that last post. It’s true isn’t it?  
> You don’t have to like Hitler or the shit he pulled but at least he wasn’t a lying SOB…and he at least wore his Swastika where everyone could see it.

Shit. How the hell do we keep the SF pricks out now?!? You just validated them beyond the POTUS! :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/55 "2004-11-03T09:40:08Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> Well, at least I can rest easy knowing I’m only, at best, the second most out-of-touch poster. Any Jews care to say Bush is worse than Hitler? :rolleyes:

Didn’t say he was worse than Hitler. I said he deserves even less respect than Hitler.  
Hitler was a worthless piece of shit that should have been drawn and quartered. BUT he was an honest sorry motherfucker.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/56 "2004-11-03T09:44:31Z")

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> [@t-keela](#):
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> Didn’t say he was worse than Hitler. I said he deserves even less respect than Hitler.  
> Hitler was a worthless piece of shit that should have been drawn and quartered. BUT he was an honest sorry motherfucker.

So, Bush is better than Hitler? And Hitler was honest?

An aside, should OBL be drawn and quartered?

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/57 "2004-11-03T09:55:15Z")

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Well, let me say it this way. If it was an election between Hitler and Bush. I’d definitely vote for Bush. Although, I know that whatever comes out of his mouth is probably bullshit. I feel like we could and would all be a hell of a lot better off with him as president instead of HItler. That doesn’t mean he is anymore trustworthy. As a matter of fact, I think I could believe what Hitler said would be more truthful than ANYTHING GWB might say.

I could sat the same thing about David Duke…I can hate the guy and still believe he’s more honest than Jim Baker. That doesn’t mean I’d wanna be roommates with the guy. 😉 Okay

OBL…fuk him give me the rifle I’ll shoot his ass.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/58 "2004-11-03T10:38:01Z")

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Right back at’cha.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/59 "2004-11-03T10:58:38Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> Did I say I was going to leave the country? No, I’m not going to leave the country. I don’t want to be victimized by Bush’s foreign policy.

So you’re saying that living in the US is better than living elsewhere?

Busted, dude. Busted.

If you were so worried about your rights being trampled on or revoked, you’d happily live somewhere else. Or are you just spouting the talking points McAuliff sent to your inbox?

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**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-southern-america-and-ohio-too/272677/60 "2004-11-03T11:01:40Z")

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I think what you’re trying to say is that you believe Hitler, despite being…Hitler, believed in what he was saying. And Bush, although not as…Hitlerish as Hitler, isn’t being honest with others about his beliefs. Right? And that makes Hitler a more respectable person? It certainly didn’t make him anymore trustworthy.

I think you need sleep. I do anyway.

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