# Fuck You, suezeekay, You Ignorant, Racist Twit **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 11, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283 "2006-04-11T22:43:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/61 "2006-04-12T22:14:29Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > Bolding mine. > How do they call that? Praise with something or other… I think you mean “damning with faint praise.” ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/62 "2006-04-12T22:32:57Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Well, thank God she approves of us Indians & Asians! Whew! _wipes sweat from brow_ I was petrified I might not make the cut. > > Great pitting, **Lissa**. How does she feel about the Welsh? ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/63 "2006-04-12T22:41:11Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > How does she feel about the Welsh? You guys would be OK if you’d just pay off your fucking bets. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/64 "2006-04-12T22:49:50Z")
Which relatives of mine would cause her the most dismay: 1. The Swiss Germans who arrived here in around 1907, and (for the most part) spent their first forty or so years in this country looking for jobs and clogging Salt Lake City’s schools and hospitals, or 2. The Welshman who, based on all evidence, lied about his name and background, and, quite possibly, was ineligible to come into this country? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/65 "2006-04-12T22:50:24Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > You guys would be OK if you’d just pay off your fucking bets. And shut up with all that damned singing will ya? Sounds like you’re throttling the cats. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/66 "2006-04-13T01:06:51Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > Hell, I’m the son of a Scottish-German-Canadian and a Korean-Bohemian-Irish-American immigrant! _points to border_ _stomps a foot on the ground_ OUT! The last thing we need is another haggis eating, lederhosen wearing, hockey playing, noodle cooking, poetry reading, Guiness drinking, SUV driving, deadbeat with bad hair taking jobs away from our overweight lazy children. Out! Out! Out! I say! ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/67 "2006-04-13T01:17:48Z")
> [@Seven](#): > > The last thing we need is another haggis eating, lederhosen wearing, hockey playing, noodle cooking, poetry reading, Guiness drinking, SUV driving, deadbeat with bad hair taking jobs away from our overweight lazy children. > > Out! Out! Out! I say! At least **matt** doesn’t stare at the ladies’ boobies. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/68 "2006-04-13T01:22:16Z")
> [@suzeekay](#): > > on a smaller level, the fact that Mexicans stare at your boobs and crotch when you walk by really bothers me(snip) now we have groups of Mexican kids driving up and down the streets playing their loud music and fuck anyone who doesn’t like it; we have gangs; we have a skyrocketing crime rate Well, my teenage daughter often complains about having her girly parts stared at by men when she walks downtown; Cumberland also has kids driving up and down the streets (speeding, even), playing their music too loud and fuck anyone who doesn’t like it. We have gangs, and we have a rising crime rate. And, most puzzling of all, we seem to have _very few_ immigrants of any nationality. I just don’t understand this. Ooooohhhh, _now_ I get it! Clearly, these people who do this bad stuff are clearly illegal Mexican immigrants, _cleverly disguised_ as non-Mexicans! How very clever of them! :rolleyes: Like everyone else, pretty much, I think it was a good pitting. A necessary pitting. But sadly, probably a useless pitting. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/69 "2006-04-13T01:29:10Z")
> [@Lissa](#): > > At least **matt** doesn’t stare at the ladies’ boobies. Yeah, but he’s one of those bad men who like to fuck little boys!\* \*[sub]I know matt is gay and not a pedophile, and I’m not implying that he is. I’m just mocking one of suzeekaykaykay’s stupid ideas[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/70 "2006-04-13T01:43:30Z")
Lissa, I just got to reading this now for some reason, and as the grandson of four mexicans who entered this country legally and assimiliated just okely-dokely, allow me to say bravo! Excellent work. Now stand there and let me imagine myself rubbing against you and all that other kinds of things my people are supposed to be doing all the time. Onmmy way to the welfare office, that is. Who knew? I wasted all this time \*\*not \*\*staring at boobies? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/71 "2006-04-13T01:55:55Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Yeah, but he’s one of those bad men who like to fuck little boys! When will you people figure out I’m a _bottom?!_ Sheesh. so much d&r ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/72 "2006-04-13T02:14:54Z")
Aw, the Mexicans got dibs on staring at all the neat parts. What’s left for us Norwegian/German/English/Dutch/American Indians…the elbows? ---
**Author:** ![Sequent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Sequent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sequent)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/73 "2006-04-13T18:06:18Z")
Just adding my congrats, **Lissa**. I particularly like the puppy chewtoy analogy. But I do hate it when the Mexicans (and them darkies are all from Mexico, you know) stare at my boobs. But it’s mainly because I’m a guy :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Queuing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Queuing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queuing)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/74 "2006-04-13T21:01:42Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > I can’t even tell what she was trying to say at the end. Sounds to me like she doesn’t know the difference between a ‘thread’ and a ‘post’. Though how someone, who apparently first joined in Feb of 2003, over 3 years ago, still has no idea (or why they even need to make a practice post) is beyond me, however I guess it does make sense whenthe source is considered ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/75 "2006-04-14T00:11:29Z")
I walked by a bunch of white guys today and several of them looked at my boobies… Should they be deported? Or just thanked? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Giant\_Spongess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@Giant\_Spongess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giant_Spongess)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/76 "2006-04-14T01:16:46Z")
> [@choie](#): > > Brava, **Lissa**. For a first pitting you’ve hit one outta the ballpark! > > I’d never seen this chick before she posted [this brilliant gem of a pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=366009), wherein she gave an example of a pedophile who’d molested a girl and used it to kick off her ignorance about “why so many men lust after young boys.” I keep trying to read this, closing it in disgust, then immediately reopening it. Make it stop! ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/77 "2006-04-14T01:44:19Z")
> [@EJsGirl](#): > > I walked by a bunch of white guys today and several of them looked at my boobies… Should they be deported? > > Or just thanked? > > 🆒 I’m white and Welsh, I could force myself to look at your boobies if you like. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/78 "2006-04-17T20:19:10Z")
Just checked in to see if Suezeekay responded. (and because this is my favorite pit) Oh well, no response yet. ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/79 "2006-04-17T21:03:06Z")
> [@jali](#): > > Just checked in to see if Suezeekay responded. (and because this is my favorite pit) > > Oh well, no response yet. Maybe she took my advice. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/80 "2006-04-17T22:03:05Z")
I don’t know how I missed this thread previously. As a black man who spent a countless amount of time staring at a white woman’s boobs and crotch, and then subsequently married her, only to spend more time staring at her boobs and crotch, I’m now…well, just confused. I feel left out. At any rate, **Lissa** , A+, gold stars all around, smiley faces, congratulations and many kudos on a job well done. Even if your magnificent pitting never reaches suzie’s eyes, I hope it will serve to set straight anyone else considering anything approaching her level of ignorance. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283.md?page=5)