# Fuck You, suezeekay, You Ignorant, Racist Twit **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 11, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283 "2006-04-11T22:43:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/81 "2006-04-18T06:17:10Z")
Props to **Lissa** for a wonderful pit thread. I was not aware of this idiot before this thread, but she seems to very much deserve it. What’s up with the “Persian Ideology”? I don’t get it (perhaps there is nothing to get, I know, but still…). ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/82 "2006-04-18T10:22:27Z")
Good call **Lissa** , she’s an idiot…hopefully decided not to come back. Oh, and welcome back **tiny ham** , you’ve been missed. ---
**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/83 "2006-04-18T11:30:54Z")
> [@irishgirl](#): > > Oh, and welcome back **tiny ham** , you’ve been missed. I actually hope she sticks around. There are other racist twits that post on these boards, but most of them are too chicken-shit to be so open about their racism, so she should get credit for honesty. With her around, we can at least spend more time debating their real stances, instead of chasing down what those stances are for pages and pages. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/84 "2006-04-18T15:24:15Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > I don’t know how I missed this thread previously. > > As a black man who spent a countless amount of time staring at a white woman’s boobs and crotch, and then subsequently married her, only to spend more time staring at her boobs and crotch, I’m now…well, just confused. I feel left out. > > At any rate, **Lissa** , A+, gold stars all around, smiley faces, congratulations and many kudos on a job well done. Even if your magnificent pitting never reaches suzie’s eyes, I hope it will serve to set straight anyone else considering anything approaching her level of ignorance. Giggle. You’re in trouble now. The Mexican Boobie Watchers Union is going to file a grievance on you you for encroaching on their empire 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/85 "2006-04-18T15:41:39Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Giggle. You’re in trouble now. The Mexican Boobie Watchers Union is going to file a grievance on you you for encroaching on their empire 😃 Is there a Mexican Crotch Watchers Union that I also need to be concerned about, or is that sort of covered under the umbrella of the Boobie Watchers? ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/86 "2006-04-18T20:50:53Z")
> [@Lissa](#): > > But what’s interesting is that her own son exploits illegal labor: It’s funny how many people are ready to round up every brown-skinned person they see and toss 'em in jail, but when you suggest punishing their CEO buddies for causing the problem in the first place they leave their hard line and get all soft and cushy. [quote=suezeekay] > [@Alan Dershowitz](#): > > A good working definition of Anti-Semitism is taking a trait or an action that is widespread, if not universal, and blaming only the Jews for it. That is what Hitler and Stalin did, and that is what former Harvard University president A. Lawrence Lowell did in the 1920s when he tried to limit the number of Jews admited to Harvard because “Jews cheat.” When a distinguished alumnus objected on the grounds that non-Jews also cheat, Lowell replied, “You’re changing the subject. I’m talking about Jews”. So, too, when those who single out only the Jewish nation for criticism are asked why they don’t criticize Israel’s enemies, they respond, “You’re changing the subject. We’re talking about Israel.” And so, too, do racists say “You’re changing the subject. We’re talking about…” > [@jjimm](#): > > Ah, the gum technique. Can you elaborate? Did **gum** do something crazy while I was on hiatus? FWIW, here’s a white guy who just got finished spending four months staring at one Mexican’s crotch and boobies, and loving it. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/87 "2006-04-18T20:59:56Z")
I’m sick of all these damned posters who came in after, say, 2001, thinking they have the right to be here. They’re clogging up all the forums, and they only contribute miniscule amounts of information. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/88 "2006-04-18T21:26:02Z")
> [@bup](#): > > I’m sick of all these damned posters who came in after, say, 2001, thinking they have the right to be here. Yeah, everything changed on Sept. 11, 2001. Wait. What? ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/89 "2006-04-18T21:29:20Z")
I heard that ! Oh … Hmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![SusanStoHelit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@SusanStoHelit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SusanStoHelit)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/90 "2006-04-19T01:13:27Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > Is there a Mexican Crotch Watchers Union that I also need to be concerned about, or is that sort of covered under the umbrella of the Boobie Watchers? I’m sure there’s a Boobie Umbrella. This thread makes me 😃 ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/91 "2006-04-19T03:56:04Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Giggle. You’re in trouble now. The Mexican Boobie Watchers Union is going to file a grievance on you you for encroaching on their empire 😃 You know, the MBWU used to actually _mean_ somethin’ … they really seemed to give a shit about every single _individual_ Mexican Boobie Watcher. Now, man … I dunno … seems like they’ve become just a bunch of whores and thugs in expensive suits. Well, around here anyway. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/92 "2006-04-19T04:09:19Z")
Viva la razo-red crotch! ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/93 "2006-04-19T04:13:38Z")
> [@neofishboy](#): > > Now, man … I dunno … seems like they’ve become just a bunch of whores and thugs in expensive suits. > > Well, around here anyway. Part of the problem is that the leadership of the MBWU has, in the last few years, been more concerned with taking control of the Consolidated BWU than it has been in the conducting of their own affairs. ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/94 "2006-04-19T14:32:38Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > Part of the problem is that the leadership of the MBWU has, in the last few years, been more concerned with taking control of the Consolidated BWU than it has been in the conducting of their own affairs. Huh. And all this time I’ve been told it’s because they’re too busy hanging out on street corners, looking for work while blaring loud Tejano music, and scaring white soccer moms. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/95 "2006-04-19T17:35:39Z")
> [@Lissa](#): > > Huh. > > And all this time I’ve been told it’s because they’re too busy hanging out on street corners, looking for work while blaring loud Tejano music, and scaring white soccer moms. Oh… hmmmm… I see you mention not the black soccer moms. Are we not women? Are we not afraid? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/96 "2006-04-19T17:47:15Z")
> [@Lissa](#): > > Huh. > > And all this time I’ve been told it’s because they’re too busy hanging out on street corners, looking for work while blaring loud Tejano music, and scaring white soccer moms. No, no, no, thats the FMCW (Federation of Mexican Crotch Watchers)! If it weren’t for the CBWU, the MBWU would reunite with FMCW and we’d return to the good old days of the FMCW-MBWU! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/97 "2006-04-19T18:27:31Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > Viva la razo-red crotch! Ew, that sounds like something you’d go to the free clinic for. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/98 "2006-04-19T18:31:40Z")
Alright, now I’m really confused. Is the Mexican Crotch-Watchers Union (not affiliated with the Federation of Mexican Crotch-Watchers) for Mexicans who watch anyone’s crotches, or for anyone who watches Mexican crotches? If it’s the latter, I want in. In a manner of speaking. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/99 "2006-04-19T19:26:47Z")
Nah, you really want to join the Wobblies, AKA the IIWWW (International Idle Watchers of World Women), low dues and a great health care plan! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/100 "2006-04-19T19:36:00Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Ew, that sounds like something you’d go to the free clinic for. Really?!? Can they shave your crotch for free in those joints? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283.md?page=6)