# Fuck You, suezeekay, You Ignorant, Racist Twit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 11, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283 "2006-04-11T22:43:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/121 "2006-05-01T17:00:46Z")

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> [@rayh](#):
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> Sorry, I am too busy looking at women’s boobies to go to church.

Things are looking worse and worse for you, buddy boy.

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> In Cardiff, Wales, in March, Sabrina Pace, 26, sued the manager of the car rental firm where she works because, following her breast-augmentation surgery, she couldn’t get the manager to stop paying attention to her breasts. [WKMG-TV (Orlando)-AP, 3-30-06] [News Ltd (Sydney, Australia), 3-27-06]

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/122 "2006-05-02T18:28:28Z")

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Of all the things our reprehensible mucky-muck has spouted, this excellent pitting ultimately boils down to the boobie-ogling?

Um … yeah, okay, I can see that.

But my experience has been that I can’t get _them_ to stop ogling _me_ and I’m beginning to find it a little disconcerting.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/123 "2006-05-02T20:43:30Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> You would deprive the men of Wyoming of their reason for being?
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> “Wyoming. Where men are men, and sheep are afraid.”
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> Shame.

That’s Holland. Oh, how I miss Coldfire.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/124 "2006-05-02T21:00:00Z")

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> [@rayh](#):
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> Sorry, I am too busy looking at women’s boobies to go to church.

Well then why not make Church services topless.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/125 "2006-05-02T21:41:46Z")

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> our reprehensible mucky-muck

Pedantic Straight Dope® moment:

Mucky-muck, muckety-muck, and other variations on High Muck-Amuck are derived from the Chinook-based pidgin of the Northwest, _hiao muckamuck_, originally meaning an important person but rapidly deteriorating to mean a self-important or pretentious person who, at least, has the trappings of power and authority. Our pittee has no such trappings of power or authority and we should probably refrain from elevating her status, even insultingly, even in jest.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/126 "2006-05-02T21:46:44Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> Pedantic Straight Dope® moment:
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> Mucky-muck, muckety-muck, and other variations on High Muck-Amuck are derived from the Chinook-based pidgin of the Northwest, , originally meaning an important person but rapidly deteriorating to mean a self-important or pretentious person who, at least, has the trappings of power and authority. Our pittee has no such trappings of power or authority and we should probably refrain from elevating her status, even insultingly, even in jest.

Can we stare at her boobies?

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/127 "2006-05-02T21:50:21Z")

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> [@Contrapuntal](#):
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> Can we stare at her boobies?

I’m sure if you asked nicely, she’d flip you the bird.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/128 "2006-05-02T21:57:15Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> I’m sure if you asked nicely, she’d flip you the bird.

Hey, I’m asking for **rayh**. Apparently, in Wales, even amateur boobie watching is endangered.

Although, if she flipped me a double breasted mattress thrasher, I might reconsider.

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/129 "2006-05-02T22:12:34Z")

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> [@Bippy the Beardless](#):
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> Well then why not make Church services topless.

It says in the bible women aren’t allowed topless in church. It was in one of Paul’s letters I seem to remember. Something about “crowning glory”.

You were talking about hats?

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/130 "2006-05-02T22:14:38Z")

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> [@Contrapuntal](#):
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> Hey, I’m asking for **rayh**. Apparently, in Wales, even amateur boobie watching is endangered.
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> Although, if she flipped me a double breasted mattress thrasher, I might reconsider.

Hey, less of the amateur.  
Not if she is a two-bagger.

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-suezeekay-you-ignorant-racist-twit/352283/131 "2006-05-03T16:48:20Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> Pedantic Straight Dope® moment:
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> Mucky-muck, muckety-muck, and other variations on High Muck-Amuck are derived from the Chinook-based pidgin of the Northwest, _hiao muckamuck_, originally meaning an important person but rapidly deteriorating to mean a self-important or pretentious person who, at least, has the trappings of power and authority. Our pittee has no such trappings of power or authority and we should probably refrain from elevating her status, even insultingly, even in jest.

My apologies. Allow me to retract my previous statement and offer “Our reprehensible window licker whose boobies I wouldn’t watch even if they were the last pair of boobies on Earth – even if I _was_ Mexican.”

What? Okay, I’d still watch her boobies, but I’d make a face that said I was _really_ disgusted by them.

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