# Fuck you, Sylvia Browne

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 8, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785 "2013-05-08T13:07:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/1 "2013-05-08T13:07:41Z")

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Taking advantage of grief-stricken individuals to further her (so-called) career.

Fucking evil bitch if I’ve ever seen one.

> **['You're evil, evil, evil!' Celebrity psychic Sylvia Browne under fire for...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2321089/Youre-evil-evil-evil-Celebrity-psychic-Sylvia-Browne-wrongly-telling-Amanda-Berrys-mother-missing-daughter-dead-Montel-Williams-Show.html)**
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> Self-described medium Sylvia Browne told Berry's mother, Louwanna Miller, on a 2004 episode that Amanda, who went missing the year before, was no longer among the living, causing the mother to break down in tears.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/2 "2013-05-08T13:13:14Z")

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Whoa whoa whoa, hold up there. A “psychic” who preys on the desperate and gullible has been proven a fraud?!

I am shocked! Shocked, I say!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/3 "2013-05-08T13:14:48Z")

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The people who listen to her refuse to believe anything bad said about her! Maybe she should work for Fox News.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/4 "2013-05-08T13:39:35Z")

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But you see… psychics don’t get everything right! They are humans just like the rest of us and miss every once in a while. Give the poor lady a break. Maybe God was just messing with her those days sending her bad voojoo or something.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/5 "2013-05-08T15:02:55Z")

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I really, really, really, do not want to see the word ‘Fuck’ anywhere near Sylvia Brown. Uh-uh.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/6 "2013-05-08T15:21:24Z")

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I predict psychics everywhere will instead start referring to victims as ‘being six feet under’ instead of dead just in case, you know, they find them in a basement.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/7 "2013-05-08T15:44:56Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> But you see… psychics don’t get everything right!

Some more than others.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/8 "2013-05-08T15:52:31Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> The people who listen to her refuse to believe anything bad said about her! Maybe she should work for Fox News.

She is for real. She once correctly guessed what I had in my pocket. I didn’t give her any hints at all and she guessed car keys. Explain that. 😉

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/9 "2013-05-08T16:46:46Z")

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This is like pitting a lion for eating a gazelle.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/10 "2013-05-08T16:56:58Z")

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Given her batting average, I predict that the best news she can give the parent of a missing child is that he/she is dead.

What a twat.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/11 "2013-05-08T17:08:12Z")

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Didn’t Sylvia Browne also attempt to give the police directions to where Elizabeth Smart’s body had been buried?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/12 "2013-05-08T17:32:19Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Didn’t Sylvia Browne also attempt to give the police directions to where Elizabeth Smart’s body had been buried?

No, but this isn’t the first time [she has done this shit.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yzz8vaZgE8)

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/13 "2013-05-09T16:47:06Z")

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I know the librarians here will hate me for this, but at my local library I always take the Sylvia Browne books and re-shelve them in “fantasy fiction” section. It offends me that anything she writes could be considered non-fiction.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/14 "2013-05-09T17:06:06Z")

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Why isn’t she in jail now? She got convicted for fraud before. Surely, this has to count as more of the same.

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**Author:** ![Mikemike2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikemike2/32/305_2.png) [@Mikemike2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikemike2)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-sylvia-browne/657785/15 "2013-05-09T17:30:21Z")

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I see her twitter account has been closed.
