# Fuck You Theif **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 21, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-theif/110089 "2002-05-21T13:49:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kremit334](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@kremit334](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kremit334)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-theif/110089/1 "2002-05-21T13:49:36Z")
I hate the mother fucking god damn cities and the scum who live here! Of course me being the forgetful person I am forgets to lock my stupid car. Guess what I find missing when I wake up this morning … none other than my cd player. I am so pissed off … more so for not locking the god damn car. I should feel lucky that the cd player and my offspring cd (which was in the CD player) were the only things taken. Guess they didnt like my selection of other CD’s or the excessive fast food trash that is piled up in the back of my car. My SO tries to comfort me by saying “Look at it this way at least they didnt have to brake a window” Granted that would have majorly sucked … I still feel very irrisponsible for not locking the car last night especially since the CD player was his. I mean now on top of everything I owed him and had to pay back and am once again in dept to him because now I owe him a new CD player. All because some fucking asshole didnt want to go out and get a real fucking job to pay for his/her own fucking CD player or that possible fix they just cant live without because they are too fucking scared to face the world through sober eyes. All I can say is FUCK YOU to the theif (s) you pig eating cock suckers … may your scum eating excuse for a human being rott in the fiery depths of HELL. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-theif/110089/2 "2002-05-21T14:40:11Z")
Beware of the new terror in supervillany…The If. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-theif/110089/3 "2002-05-22T02:56:24Z")
Hi, Sorry for your loss. Having stuff stolen is always a bad thing. I have to say I found this little bit disturbing… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kremit334 \* > \*\*…All I can say is FUCK YOU to the theif (s) you pig eating cock suckers … may your scum eating excuse for a human being rott in the fiery depths of HELL. \*\* Seems you are implying a Bacon eating Homosexual Burgled your car. Everyone knows they would have redecorated!!! 😃 A CD player is not much to lose. I hope you will remember to lock the doors and not (or continue) to keep any valuables out of plain sight. ---
**Author:** ![friggae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/45deac/32.png) [@friggae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friggae)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-theif/110089/4 "2002-05-22T05:04:00Z")
I feel your pain **kremit334** , except since my door _was_ locked, I had a back seat full of glass shards. Trust me, they would have taken it eventually - locked door or no. Buy your SO a new CD player with a removable face plate. Oh, and I found my 311 CD underneath the seat. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-theif/110089/5 "2002-05-22T09:52:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by friggae \* > \*\*I feel your pain **kremit334** , except since my door _was_ locked, I had a back seat full of glass shards. Trust me, they would have taken it eventually - locked door or no. Buy your SO a new CD player with a removable face plate. Oh, and I found my 311 CD underneath the seat. 🙂 \*\* Been there, dammit. Cost me $135.00 to have the glass replaced. All for a cheap ass cassette player I was going to replace in a week or so… ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-theif/110089/6 "2002-05-22T10:45:52Z")
**spooje** just be happy they didn’t take your radio a week _after_ you replaced it. Nothing worse than approaching your car, saying to yourself “something’s wrong here” and finally realizing that the rear window is busted, and your stuff is gone. Been there, done that, don’t want to do it again. ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-theif/110089/7 "2002-05-22T11:55:30Z")
My brother had someone break into his truck and steal his new cd player, as well as his speakers and a crapload of CDs… and his door was locked (they jimmied it rather than breaking the window, probably because it was parked outside his apartment window and they didn’t want a pissed off scotch-irish descendant coming down the stairs with a baseball bat.) Fucking bastards ☹ His insurance replaced it all, though, and gave him cash to replace the cds, which is a good thing since half of em were his roomie’s.