# Fuck You Toby Keith!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 11, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085 "2005-12-11T01:45:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/21 "2005-12-11T12:12:34Z")
> [@Translucent Daydream](#): > > Wild pigs do not have natural preditors where I live, except for stupid ass fucking red necks that hunt them for their gamey meat. “Stupid ass” or not, think how many more pigs there’d be without the “fucking red necks.” ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/22 "2005-12-11T14:47:46Z")
Well, it may be misguided and confusing, but it’s a pitting of Toby Keith. That’s all that matters. I hate him. I hate his music. I hate the truck he dri-iives. And does anybody else think he sounds like he is saying “I’m a Ford truck man. That’s all I dry heave.” ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/23 "2005-12-11T15:47:58Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Toby was probably just trying to teach the pig to sing. More likely, he’s taking lessons from the pig. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/24 "2005-12-11T16:35:37Z")
Is there some sort of unwritten (or written) rule that says you must take mind-altering drugs before starting a thread in the pit? ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/25 "2005-12-11T16:45:34Z")
What’s all this about Toby Keith running out in front of somebody’s car? ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/26 "2005-12-11T17:07:38Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > Is there some sort of unwritten (or written) rule that says you must take mind-altering drugs before starting a thread in the pit? **Toby Keith, I striking your pig!'** ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/27 "2005-12-11T17:13:43Z")
> [@Translucent Daydream](#): > > **Fuck You Toby Keith!!!** Maybe this is the hog he rode in on? If so, no thank you; I really don’t want to see the picture. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/28 "2005-12-11T17:21:27Z")
> [@Plynck](#): > > Maybe this is the hog he rode in on? If so, no thank you; I really don’t want to see the picture. What happens on the farm, stays on the farm. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/29 "2005-12-11T18:16:46Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > More likely, he’s taking lessons from the pig. In Soviet Russia, pigs teach _you_! ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/30 "2005-12-11T19:36:24Z")
Why would anyone name a pig ‘Toby’? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/31 "2005-12-11T19:36:53Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > Why would anyone name a pig ‘Toby’? Already had a pig named “Garth Brooks?” ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/32 "2005-12-11T19:39:00Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > More likely, he’s taking lessons from the pig. He better start studying harder or he’s going to flunk the class. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/33 "2005-12-12T00:00:57Z")
He ran down his teacher and tried to blame it on some dude named Toby. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/34 "2005-12-12T01:30:45Z")
I like Toby Keith’s cds. They’ve made excellent decorative beer coasters. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/35 "2005-12-12T01:42:47Z")
How I read the OP: “I was somewhere around Toby’s house, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe I shouldn’t drive.’ Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around me, and the ground was full with what looked like huge boars, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?’” With all due respect to the late Hunter S. Thompson, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/36 "2005-12-12T03:33:23Z")
At least they were not giant radioactive ants. (Thery weren’t, right?) ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/37 "2005-12-12T04:03:17Z")
You people are heartless! Is no one concerned about the pig? I bet he had a little sow and piglets at home that have lost their loved one and around Christmas, too! Won’t someone think of the piglets? TD, hope you’re not in too much pain. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/38 "2005-12-12T04:07:07Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > At least they were not giant radioactive ants. Well, I personally would welcome our new giant radioactive ant overlords. ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/39 "2005-12-12T04:59:06Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > Well, it may be misguided and confusing, but it’s a pitting of Toby Keith. That’s all that matters. I hate him. I hate his music. I hate the truck he dri-iives. > > And does anybody else think he sounds like he is saying “I’m a Ford truck man. That’s all I dry heave.” Could be, now that you mention it. I’ve had two Fords, and that’s about the reaction I get from them anymore. Especially when Toby Keith is involved. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/40 "2005-12-12T05:30:13Z")
> [@ZebraShaSha](#): > > How I read the OP: > > “I was somewhere around Toby’s house, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe I shouldn’t drive.’ Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around me, and the ground was full with what looked like huge boars, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?’” > > With all due respect to the late Hunter S. Thompson, of course. We can’t stop here! This is bat country! You rule! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085.md?page=3)