# Fuck You Toby Keith!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 11, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085 "2005-12-11T01:45:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/41 "2005-12-12T14:00:35Z")
> [@zagloba](#): > > “Stupid ass” or not, think how many more pigs there’d be without the “fucking red necks.” A non stupid ass red neck will not engage the animal and allow it to flee onto a road. The only road out there. That is what in fact makes one stupid ass. They do it with deer (usually chasing them down with trucks.) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/42 "2005-12-12T14:09:14Z")
I hadn’t previously realized that pigs could come in hollow points. ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/43 "2005-12-12T16:20:40Z")
> [@ZebraShaSha](#): > > How I read the OP: > > “I was somewhere around Toby’s house, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe I shouldn’t drive.’ Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around me, and the ground was full with what looked like huge boars, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?’” > > With all due respect to the late Hunter S. Thompson, of course. That was funny as hell. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/44 "2005-12-12T17:12:34Z")
I think the idea, here, is that Keith, or one of his buddies, was out hunting pigs and chased one out into the road in front of **Translucent** ’s car. Seems to be a few intuitive leaps in the logic, there, but that seems to be the gist of it. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/45 "2005-12-12T17:24:05Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > I think the idea, here, is that Keith, or one of his buddies, was out hunting pigs and chased one out into the road in front of **Translucent** ’s car. > > Seems to be a few intuitive leaps in the logic, there, but that seems to be the gist of it. But at what point did he shoot the clerk? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/46 "2005-12-12T21:14:49Z")
> [@Toby Keith "Courtesy of the Red](#): > > Oooh, justice will be served and the battle will rage. Our good pigs will win every time they rattle your Geo (Metro). You’ll be sorry that you messed with, the P- I- of G! 'Cuz he’ll put a dent in your Geo- It’s the American Way! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gaucho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@gaucho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaucho)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/47 "2005-12-12T21:33:22Z")
> [@zagloba](#): > > “Stupid ass” or not, think how many more pigs there’d be without the “fucking red necks.” Feral hogs have exponentially expanded their range in the past decade or so because stupid-ass fucking red neck douchebags have illegally introduced them to new habitats so they can hunt them. Cite: Eastern liberal elitist New Yorker Magazine, last week ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/48 "2005-12-12T23:51:50Z")
> [@ZebraShaSha](#): > > How I read the OP: > > “I was somewhere around Toby’s house, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe I shouldn’t drive.’ Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around me, and the ground was full with what looked like huge boars, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?’” The next Dixie Chicks album will include a song about how Toby Keith sends his nozdruls out to do his nefarious bidding. That is, if the Dixie Chicks ever _have_ a new album. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/49 "2005-12-13T14:59:58Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I hadn’t previously realized that pigs could come in hollow points. Especially with a cork screw shaped wee wee. Now, that’s some shootin’ son! ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/50 "2005-12-13T18:56:19Z")
> [@gaucho](#): > > Feral hogs have exponentially expanded their range in the past decade or so because stupid-ass fucking red neck douchebags have illegally introduced them to new habitats so they can hunt them. > > Cite: Eastern liberal elitist New Yorker Magazine, last week Well, I certainly don’t support that. Nor would I support intentionally chasing the pigs onto a public roadway. I could get behind an effort to eliminate feral pig populations, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085/51 "2005-12-13T19:03:31Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Toby was probably just trying to teach the pig to sing. Well, the OP seems to have taught it how to fly… for a few seconds, anyway… > [@CynicalGabe](#): > > Lemme get this straight: Toby Keith personally released a wild hog on the highway in front of your car out of the back of his yellow pick-up truck while singing jingoistic songs and slapping your mother? Hey, some people would pay good money to see that… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-toby-keith/335085.md?page=2)