# Fuck you, too, Diane! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 1, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991 "2001-05-01T20:52:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/21 "2001-05-02T03:15:02Z")
Great. I just get emails telling me how to get out of debt fast. Even spammers are conspiring to keep my sex life (with other humans) in check. And so I as well must say “Fuck you, too, Diane!”, for not even caring about my possible erectile dysfunction. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/22 "2001-05-02T03:34:18Z")
I’ve gotten the ‘Diane’ email on numerous occassions too–at the email address I have listed on this board. I have also received (at the same address) information regarding “hot teen girls,” starting your own business, stuffing envelopes, “horny Asian schoolgirls” (?), marijuanna substitute, obtaining various loans, getting a fake ID… Wonder what sort of spam they would send me if they knew that I’m a female? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/23 "2001-05-02T03:36:56Z")
You think that’s bad? I’ve gotten this particular e-mail several times, from \*different women each time!!! [/quote] WTF are you doing Diane, writing messages on ladies room walls??? This is all because John and I gave your son beer and wanted to get him a tattoo in A’dam, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/24 "2001-05-02T03:59:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\* I keep running to the bathroom and looking for a penis that isn’t there, or :::gasp::: shrivelled up to a limp little nub with no hope of getting erect. \*\* **Diane**??? Uhmm…( toe in sand, whistling, eyes casting about near ceiling )there’s a LOT of hope it can get erect. Dare I say, anticipation? I dare. 😃 😃 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/25 "2001-05-02T04:04:28Z")
[My contribution to fighting erectile disfunction- Boobies!](http://www.nwf.org/intlwild/1998/boobies.html) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/26 "2001-05-02T06:14:03Z")
Let me be the first to commend **andygirl** on her lovely boobies. ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/27 "2001-05-02T06:35:28Z")
Me too. And Hotmail won’t even let me “block sender” anymore because I already have 250 addies on the blocked list. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/28 "2001-05-02T06:48:13Z")
Thanks for the sig Diane! ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/29 "2001-05-02T07:18:26Z")
Personally I’d like to thank Diane. I’ve suffered from Erictile Dysfunction for a long time now. I’ve been too scared to visit my doctor since I’m only 19. So I decided to give this stuff a try. Now my fucking anti-Erictile Dysfunction penis will not go back down. I run around all day with a stiffy tryin’ to get myself off to no avail. So Diane how in the hell do I turn this thing off since you recomended it to me?\* \*As a side note I’ve never suffered from ED or anything along the lines. This is my sad attempt at a joke. A very sad attempt ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/30 "2001-05-02T07:23:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*_sigh_ > > I wish **I** would get an email about erectile dysfunction. > > all the cool people did. :: kickin’ dirt :: This must be a part of the SDMB Cool People Clique that I don’t get to be in. > > shoot. > jarbaby \*\* Would you like me to forward them to you; hell, I’ll even throw in the “female viagra” and farmsex ones as a bonus. ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/31 "2001-05-02T11:24:53Z")
**I** got the “Diane thinks you have erectile dysfunction” email. It can hardly be the mark of a SDMB Cool Clique. I get Lose Weight, Herbal Viagra, Teen Sluts Hot For You, Make $$$ From Home and Best Mortgage Rates spam all the bloody time. So now I’m an gullible impotent fat bloke with a low credit rating. Where did they get this idea? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/32 "2001-05-02T12:56:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tansu \* > [B I get Lose Weight, Herbal Viagra, Teen Sluts Hot For You, Make $$$ From Home and Best Mortgage Rates spam all the bloody time. So now I’m an gullible impotent fat bloke with a low credit rating. Where did they get this idea? \*\* They saw your Web Page? :rolleyes: Sorry, **Tansu** , but the opportunity was just SITTING there on the table like a ripe morsel of mutton !!! 😃 _Originally Posted by The Mighty Tiki God_ > [@](#): > > Now my fucking anti-Erictile Dysfunction penis will not go back down. I run around all day with a stiffy tryin’ to get myself off to no avail. . I have this [MightyMighty Site](http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1133.html) to offer in the way of solace. 😉 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/33 "2001-05-02T13:08:44Z")
Arse. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/34 "2001-05-02T13:30:26Z")
For me, it’s tough enough convincing the women I even _have_ a penis, let alone one that’s erectally dysfunctional… Maybe if I photocopied it and put it on a t-shirt that said, “Oh, it’s **THERE** all right!” ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/35 "2001-05-02T13:43:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tansu \* > \*\*Arse. \*\* That’s “touchas”, my friend. ;j Hey, I owe ya a beer for poking fun. Don’t whine, the more fun, the more beer. 😃 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/36 "2001-05-02T13:52:28Z")
I am now holding up a sign that reads “Will Be Ridiculed For Beer”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/37 "2001-05-02T14:27:01Z")
Jarbaby said - > [@](#): > > Hey Diane…how did you feel when you initially saw this thread title? A little scared? I would have been. Scared? Of John? HA! 😃 That bark may be bad, but he’s a sweetheart deep down. Manny - > [@](#): > > It’s all yours. We’ll work out suitable, uh, compensation later. Ah, hell yes! Let me know if you need me to bring . . . . . er. . . . . something. :::d&r::: WeirdDave > [@](#): > > This is all because John and I gave your son beer and wanted to get him a tattoo in A’dam, isn’t it? I just thank God he didn’t go with us to the Red Light District with you two bad influences! Seriously though, he still talks about those “cool guys” in Amsterdam and London (L\_C). As for the rest of y’all, yes, I very much do care about your penises or lack thereof. That’s just the caring, kind hearted person that I am, thankyouverymuch. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/38 "2001-05-02T14:30:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > Jarbaby said - > > > [@](#): > > > > Hey Diane…how did you feel when you initially saw this thread title? A little scared? I would have been. > > Scared? Of John? HA! 😃 That bark may be bad, but he’s a sweetheart deep down. Really? in that case: **JOHN CORRADO CAN LICK MY ASS!** :: d&r :: jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/39 "2001-05-02T14:38:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tansu \* > I get Lose Weight, Herbal Viagra, Teen Sluts Hot For You, Make $$$ From Home and Best Mortgage Rates spam all the bloody time. So now I’m an gullible impotent fat bloke with a low credit rating. Where did they get this idea? \*\* Hey ! They’ve also got me pegged. I keep opening the Teen Sluts ones in case it’s fan mail, though. Some hope… Infamy !, infamy !, no one’s got it in for me! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991/40 "2001-05-02T16:12:20Z")
> [@](#): > > Infamy !, infamy !, no one’s got it in for me! Yet. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-too-diane/63991.md?page=1)