# Fuck you Warner Brothers, and your Dark Knight too **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2007, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126 "2007-12-07T05:17:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/101 "2007-12-10T18:31:00Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] The last time I paid for a movie in the theater my boyfriend and I were going to have a low key date and save some money. Between two tickets and snacks the date cost over 30 clams. We would have spent less than that at our neighborhood bar. Needless to say, I don’t pay for movies anymore. I just walk in. The 17 year old ticket takers usually just think I’m coming out of the bathroom I imagine. Never did I really consider I was stealing from poor vulnerable little warner brothers. My thought process was “I wanna see that movie…yikes 10 dollars a ticket…I’m just gonna go in anyways”. I think what stops most people from not committing these kinds of petty crimes is the fear of getting caught, not morals. [/QUOTE] I’m sorry, but… fear of getting caught? What happens if you try to walk into a theater when you don’t have a ticket? I’ve never tried it myself, but I’m pretty sure the worst thing that happens is they don’t let you enter the theater. Which doesn’t really strike me as the sort of fate that strikes terror into the hearts of would be criminals. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/102 "2007-12-10T18:36:46Z")
fine i’m a bottom feeding criminal. I’ll accept that. I still don’t think sneaking into the movies is that big of a deal. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/103 "2007-12-10T18:45:22Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] fine i’m a bottom feeding criminal. I’ll accept that. I still don’t think sneaking into the movies is that big of a deal. [/QUOTE] As compared to what? (1) You don’t need to go to the movies, they are an entertainment and a luxury. (2) You can afford to pay to go, you just choose not to. IOW, you are stealing something you don’t need and could afford to buy. You’ve made yourself a thief and for what? Ten dollars? No need to ask the price of your personal integrity and honesty: It’s ten bucks. What makes it a “big deal” is what it says about you, not the value of the thing you are stealing. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/104 "2007-12-10T19:14:38Z")
I think this is a situation where a piss poor marketing plan by the studio coupled with some possibly unreasonable assumptions led to this catastrophe. While I don’t think **Equipose** should escape any kind of self-blame for this, I certainly can see how the studio could have created a poorly designed, poorly communicated showing of the trailer that would leave folks angry. ---
**Author:** ![sockswsandals](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@sockswsandals](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sockswsandals)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/105 "2007-12-10T19:35:03Z")
[QUOTE=acsenray] Just out of curiosity, are there free concert series promotions that invite people without saying anything about what to expect? [/QUOTE] I certainly didn’t know of any, so I’d like to give a hearty thanks to **A Monkey With a Gun** for the personal reference. Just out of curiosity, were you asking this to then afterwards state that this is an imperfect example? Because if so I referenced the free concert link to prove to **Dead Badger** that there were in fact such things as free concerts, prompted when he said: [QUOTE=Dead Badger] Yeah, other than the part where you actually pay to see a concert. That trivial detail aside, it’s a perfect analogy. [/QUOTE] The analogy was not even in fact mine to begin with, but simply posited as a possible scenario which would be similar and perhaps as disappointing to some as the OP’s case was to her. I never tried to pass the concert scenario off as something I thought actually occured, and by happy circumstance it appears that it is! ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/106 "2007-12-10T19:52:16Z")
I have gone into movies that I haven’t paid for. Mostly when the movie I want to see is sort of full, and we decide to catch the next one. We go in another theater till the movie we want starts. I never felt really bad about it, but I think it is the type of thing one isn’t proud of. I think it is not the type of thing I would have wanted to admit to my dad. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/107 "2007-12-10T19:58:26Z")
Would you all feel the same way about the SDMB? Would it be okay with you if some people found a way to hack a membership without paying? ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/108 "2007-12-10T20:01:29Z")
[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus] I think this is a situation where a piss poor marketing plan by the studio coupled with some possibly unreasonable assumptions led to this catastrophe. . [/QUOTE] catastrophe? Egads we’ve set the limit low. We’ve got an annoyed poster who’s managed to parlay this particular event into a justification to cheat a movie company from some amount of revenue. Other posters pointing out the theft related nature of their chosen set of actions, others chiming in to admit they, too either have done something similar or don’t have a problem w/it. Meh. I’ll grant that the amusement factor of this thread is probably less than I"d have anticipated (hey, wait a minute, that means some one owes **me**!!!), but even on a trainwreck scale this misses by several light years. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/109 "2007-12-10T20:42:43Z")
[QUOTE=wring] catastrophe? Egads we’ve set the limit low. [/QUOTE] I know, I was just being hyperbolic. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/110 "2007-12-10T21:13:20Z")
[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus] I know, I was just being hyperbolic. [/QUOTE] and doesn’t it say something (not much, but something) that even such a lame ass pit as this goes 3 pages? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/111 "2007-12-10T21:17:10Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] The last time I paid for a movie in the theater my boyfriend and I were going to have a low key date and save some money. Between two tickets and snacks the date cost over 30 clams. We would have spent less than that at our neighborhood bar. Needless to say, I don’t pay for movies anymore. I just walk in. The 17 year old ticket takers usually just think I’m coming out of the bathroom I imagine. Never did I really consider I was stealing from poor vulnerable little warner brothers. My thought process was “I wanna see that movie…yikes 10 dollars a ticket…I’m just gonna go in anyways”. I think what stops most people from not committing these kinds of petty crimes is the fear of getting caught, not morals. [/QUOTE] Do you shoplift? And if not, why not? Do you ever, or have you ever, refrained from doing something simply because you had a sense it was morally wrong? (Just trying to figure out if you’re merely a contemptible thief, or a legitimate sociopath.) ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/112 "2007-12-10T21:47:33Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] Do you shoplift? And if not, why not? Do you ever, or have you ever, refrained from doing something simply because you had a sense it was morally wrong? (Just trying to figure out if you’re merely a contemptible thief, or a legitimate sociopath.) [/QUOTE] I know you weren’t talking to me, but my own answers to your questions are surprising me. I don’t shoplift, but I do eat the grapes and the cherries in the supermarket. I have taken 2 samples when the sign says take 1. I hope there can be another lable for me outside of contemptable thief or legit sociopath. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/113 "2007-12-10T22:00:11Z")
Do you wash the grapes and cherries, or do you just eat them snot and all? ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/114 "2007-12-10T22:23:28Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] Needless to say, I don’t pay for movies anymore. I just walk in. The 17 year old ticket takers usually just think I’m coming out of the bathroom I imagine. Never did I really consider I was stealing from poor vulnerable little warner brothers. My thought process was “I wanna see that movie…yikes 10 dollars a ticket…I’m just gonna go in anyways”. I think what stops most people from not committing these kinds of petty crimes is the fear of getting caught, not morals. [/QUOTE] Wow. I never understood the bile some posters threw at you **LM**. I always thought you were funny and witty and a pretty cool person. I guess I was wrong… well, partly wrong. You’re still witty and funny, but you’re clearly also a grade-A bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/115 "2007-12-10T22:23:50Z")
[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus] I think this is a situation where a piss poor marketing plan by the studio coupled with some possibly unreasonable assumptions led to this catastrophe. While I don’t think **Equipose** should escape any kind of self-blame for this, I certainly can see how the studio could have created a poorly designed, poorly communicated showing of the trailer that would leave folks angry. [/QUOTE] Thank you. [QUOTE=wring] We’ve got an annoyed poster who’s managed to parlay this particular event into a justification to cheat a movie company from some amount of revenue. [/QUOTE] Would it fucking kill people to actually, you know, READ the ENTIRE thread? I know it’s lame-assed, which is why I backed down after my initial hot-headed bullshit. [QUOTE=lobstermobster] [bullshit about being entitled to free movies] [/QUOTE] Just so it’s clear, I don’t agree with that crap either, so I hope no one lumps me and lobstermobster together too. I pay thousands of dollars every year to see movies, very gladly. Outside the realm of free entertainment (movies-in-the-park, free days at museums, etc.) it’s the cheapest out-of-house entertainment going. It sure beats the kind of money they want for theater productions. We make it cheaper by using public transportation so no parking, staying away from the concession area by bringing our own snacks (some theaters, like AMC, do allow this), using coupons, going to matinees, and finding as many sneak preview passes as we can (going to see a freebie of Juno tonight), and we STILL pay thousands of dollars every year. I don’t mind, if I have the money, because I want more movies to be made. [QUOTE=Liberal] Are you joking? Were you really unaware that plain old ordinary people have 401K retirement plans, and that these invest in every kind of industry from entertainment to manufacturing? These are file clerks and receptionists and construction workers and theater ushers. And my daughter, who is a customer service rep. So a big hearty fuck you. [/QUOTE] Oh get bent. First, I HAVE backed down so fucko off yourself. You’re all up in arms about something that isn’t even an issue anymore. Second, that was directed specifically at Carol Stream, because she strikes me as a nasty old hag. Third, a silly, non-serious barb aimed at a nasty old hag in no fucking way affects file clerks, receptionists, construction workers, theater ushers or your precious daughter. So definitely get bent. Dick. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/116 "2007-12-10T22:30:03Z")
[QUOTE=Equipoise] Would it fucking kill people to actually, you know, READ the ENTIRE thread? I know it’s lame-assed, which is why I backed down after my initial hot-headed bullshit. [/quote] As a matter of fact, it didn’t ‘fucking kill’ me to READ the ENTIRE thread, since I’ve like, fucking read it and am still alive. The fact that you backed off didn’t change the topic of the thread, you know. It just means that after a bit of time, you decided to be less of an ass. Good on you. All for it, you know. But it’s still a lame ass thread. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/117 "2007-12-10T22:52:31Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] Do you wash the grapes and cherries, or do you just eat them snot and all? [/QUOTE] Snot and all. The way god intended. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/118 "2007-12-10T23:05:25Z")
[QUOTE=Equipoise] So definitely get bent. Dick. [/QUOTE] 😃 For some reason, that made me laugh out loud. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/119 "2007-12-10T23:46:21Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] Do you shoplift? And if not, why not? Do you ever, or have you ever, refrained from doing something simply because you had a sense it was morally wrong? (Just trying to figure out if you’re merely a contemptible thief, or a legitimate sociopath.) [/QUOTE] I don’t believe I’m a sociopath. I cry at movies and I love my dog. I’ve never shoplifted before. Honestly it never really occured to me. If I want something I buy it with money. I don’t even go to that many movies and obviously I pay sometimes. I’m not entitled to anything but if no one is going to stop me from just walking in I’m going to do it and not think twice about it. I still don’t see what the problem is. I watch most of the movies I see when my boyfriend downloads them. I’m sure thats the same thing in your eyes now that I think about it. Every single person I know downloads everything in torrents. I mean everyone. But my friends are all crooks and pedophiles. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126/120 "2007-12-11T00:47:59Z")
[QUOTE=Nzinga, Seated] I hope there can be another lable for me outside of contemptable thief or legit sociopath. [/QUOTE] Well, we could start calling you “the late Earl Warren.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-warner-brothers-and-your-dark-knight-too/429126.md?page=7)