# Fuck you, white boy! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 26, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211 "2009-10-26T19:36:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/41 "2009-10-27T16:12:37Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > What were you doing uptown? Why were you chasing their women around? That was furthest from his mind. He was just looking for a dear, dear friend of his. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/42 "2009-10-27T16:31:10Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Hmm, what? Me, advocate violence? Never. Sometimes. Perhaps I misunderstood what you wrote. What did you mean when you informed us all that you have a quick temper, and should you ever meet this drunk injun again, it “would not end well” for him? Does that mean next time you’ll tell him you don’t care much for his insolence? Hmmm. . .well, I suppose my comment was a bit of whistling in the dark. I’d probably ignore him again (“Go away or we will taunt you a second time!”), but it really depends (as in any situation) on how aggressive someone is or how threatened one feels. On reflection, I now suspect the guy is probably unstable, and therefore not completely in control of his actions. “. . .drunk injun. . .”? Really? ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/43 "2009-10-28T07:44:03Z")
I wouldn’t worry about it. We get crazy bums all over the place since it’s not illegal to be homeless here. I had one come up to the car while I was pulling out of a drive thru at Burger King asking me for a dollar. I told him to fuck off and he started screeching at me while I pulled away, saying he got my plate number and all that. It was amusing. I’ve also had a hooker… I mean woman just walk up to me and ask me if I could give her $2. I glared and said no, and she walked off like I spat on her shoes. > [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Portland. Is. Weird. We take that as a badge of honor. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/44 "2009-10-28T14:57:46Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > I had one come up to the car while I was pulling out of a drive thru at Burger King asking me for a dollar. I told him to fuck off and he started screeching at me while I pulled away, saying he got my plate number and all that. It was amusing. Yeah, you’ll laugh when you get a $200 fine for failing to pay the drive-thru vagrant tax. ---
**Author:** ![pantheon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@pantheon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantheon)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/45 "2009-10-28T15:17:18Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Apparently the asshole was finished with me, as he turned away and pedaled off down the sidewalk. Did you yell, “Run, Florist, run!”?! Cuz even tho he was on a bike, you just don’t get enough opportunities (that appropos) to use that line. ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_Doubt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Angel\_of\_Doubt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_Doubt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/46 "2009-10-28T15:57:12Z")
Heh, another UAF-er here that went in the late 80s, fairly coincident with akwally and Lemur866. Remember the drunk students that went down the highway in a canoe? Anyway, the transients didn’t seem so bad in Fbks but I didn’t get out much in town. In Anchorage however, Second Ave was the place (not) to be. Didn’t ever get a racial slur from Natives at all. I kinda liked Natives ok. Santa Barbara, CA now, yeepers. IIRC the city had a no-lock-up policy for mentally disturbed people. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/47 "2009-10-28T16:36:36Z")
“Fuck you, white boy” Hope you don’t mind, but I’m gonna use that phrase today. Just wait’ll I see my gf tonight! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_Lurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_Lurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_Lurker)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/48 "2009-10-28T20:15:41Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > “Fuck you, white boy” > > Hope you don’t mind, but I’m gonna use that phrase today. Just wait’ll I see my gf tonight! 😃 Your girlfriend is a white boy? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/49 "2009-10-28T20:25:03Z")
> [@pantheon](#): > > Did you yell, “Run, Florist, run!”?! My sucky week just brightened a little. Well, a lot. 😃 Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/50 "2009-10-29T02:27:09Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > We take that as a badge of honor. 😃 And the rest of the state would like to pee in your bicylcle boots. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/51 "2009-10-29T03:11:38Z")
Well, as we all know, white boys are so groovy. Indeed, white boys are so tough. In fact, every time that they’re near me, I just can’t get enough. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211/52 "2009-10-29T13:51:39Z")
> [@Long\_Time\_Lurker](#): > > Your girlfriend is a white boy? Nope. It confused her as well. She worked a long day, returned home exhausted, and the first thing she heard when she walked in was, “FUCK YOU, white boy!!”. I eventually esplained.😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-white-boy/515211.md?page=2)