# Fuck You Ya Fat Bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 3, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049 "2004-04-03T13:05:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elpadre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/838e76/32.png) [@elpadre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elpadre)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/1 "2004-04-03T13:05:05Z")
So I was at the grocery store yesterday and this fat bitch ahead of me in the express line decides to pay for her donuts with a cheque. Geez Louise. If you going to take a lot of time, use the regular line!!! ---
**Author:** ![MC\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@MC\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MC_E)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/2 "2004-04-03T13:06:45Z")
Let me be the first to say: :rolleyes: Good luck with your thread. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/3 "2004-04-03T13:06:50Z")
lamest. rant. ever. ---
**Author:** ![Deloseth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Deloseth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deloseth)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/4 "2004-04-03T13:11:06Z")
Oh dear, here we go again… ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/5 "2004-04-03T13:13:23Z")
What’s fat got to do with it, got to do with it? Prepare for endless hordes of fatties to descend from fathaven and mock you and possible eat you before dousing you with butter, cheese, maple syrup and lard. ---
**Author:** ![elpadre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/838e76/32.png) [@elpadre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elpadre)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/6 "2004-04-03T13:17:40Z")
Because that bitch was in such a hurry to buy her donuts she had to make me wait. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/7 "2004-04-03T13:19:39Z")
> [@elpadre](#): > > Because that bitch was in such a hurry to buy her donuts she had to make me wait. Ya know, under normal circumstances, I’d rip you a new asshole for that. However, due to your stupidity, selfishness, and lack of empathy, I’ve decided that you can’t possibly benefit from a new asshole. Y’see, I can’t rip you a new asshole when you ARE an asshole. It’s not physically possible. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/8 "2004-04-03T13:22:15Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Ya know, under normal circumstances, I’d rip you a new asshole for that. > > However, due to your stupidity, selfishness, and lack of empathy, I’ve decided that you can’t possibly benefit from a new asshole. Y’see, I can’t rip you a new asshole when you ARE an asshole. It’s not physically possible. > > Robin Haha, please explain how he demonstrates a lack of those qualities. Is it because he dares to qualify someone as a ‘fat’ person? ---
**Author:** ![UselessGit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/74df32/32.png) [@UselessGit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UselessGit)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/9 "2004-04-03T13:22:29Z")
Even _I_ take offence at the “Fat Bitch” part. Why not just bitch? Would you have been this bothered had it been a pretty blonde in a cheerleader’s outfit? …mmmm… Cheerleaders… ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/10 "2004-04-03T13:22:30Z")
So, is it because she made you wait or because she was fat? If she had been a six foot tall Norwegian supermodel wearing high heels and a miniskirt, would you have been just as angry? Or are you passing some sort of judgement on her, that fat people aren’t allowed to buy donuts? Or, Og forbid, pay for things with a check? ---
**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/11 "2004-04-03T13:24:17Z")
I guess I need to know what were you buying? (I am not defending “fat” people or “bitches” just trying to get a clear picture of the issue(s). ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/12 "2004-04-03T13:25:06Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > Or are you passing some sort of judgement on her, that fat people aren’t allowed to buy donuts? Or, Og forbid, pay for things with a check? Where did he say that fat people shouldn’t buy donuts? He was saying she was being inconsiderate by paying with a cheque in (I presume, or something similar) 12 item lane. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/13 "2004-04-03T13:25:48Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > Haha, please explain how he demonstrates a lack of those qualities. Is it because he dares to qualify someone as a ‘fat’ person? No. I’m quite overweight and _I_ qualify myself as a fat person. I think he shows a lack of those qualities because he’s pissed off he had to wait those precious few seconds while someone else made a purchase, and then felt the need to piss and moan to us about it. That he qualified her as “fat” didn’t bother me as much as the word “bitch”. Robin ---
**Author:** ![UselessGit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/74df32/32.png) [@UselessGit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UselessGit)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/14 "2004-04-03T13:26:02Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > Haha, please explain how he demonstrates a lack of those qualities. Is it because he dares to qualify someone as a ‘fat’ person? The only quality the honorable **MsRobyn** accused the OP of lacking was empathy and I think we can at least aggree on that. Don’t know if he’s stupid or selfish since I don’t know the guy. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/15 "2004-04-03T13:28:20Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > Where did he say that fat people shouldn’t buy donuts? He was saying she was being inconsiderate by paying with a cheque in (I presume, or something similar) 12 item lane. If he was pissed at the wait, why mention her weight? ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/16 "2004-04-03T13:29:57Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > No. I’m quite overweight and _I_ qualify myself as a fat person. Good to know that you’re probably not biased in the matter, right? 😉 > [@](#): > > I think he shows a lack of those qualities because he’s pissed off he had to wait those precious few seconds while someone else made a purchase, and then felt the need to piss and moan to us about it. That he qualified her as “fat” didn’t bother me as much as the word “bitch”. > > Robin Yes, he lacks that quality - I meant quality not qualities, because I mistakenly took those others as a quality - COMPLETELY. Without a doubt, certified by MsRoby. He also exemplifies those other two things, right? You can tell with only a few posts, if you’re as keen as MsRobyn. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/17 "2004-04-03T13:30:59Z")
> [@UselessGit](#): > > The only quality the honorable **MsRobyn** accused the OP of lacking was empathy and I think we can at least aggree on that. > > Don’t know if he’s stupid or selfish since I don’t know the guy. Yeah, I made a mistake there. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/18 "2004-04-03T13:32:06Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > If he was pissed at the wait, why mention her weight? It’s a description. Get over it. ---
**Author:** ![elpadre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/838e76/32.png) [@elpadre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elpadre)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/19 "2004-04-03T13:34:05Z")
I have nothing against fat people. But if you want to stuff your face with donuts, please use a credit card or cash. Or don’t use the express lane. ---
**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/20 "2004-04-03T13:34:40Z")
Oh yeah, I also need to know if you paid with cash, check, debit or credit card? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049.md?page=2)