# Fuck You Ya Fat Bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 3, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049 "2004-04-03T13:05:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/41 "2004-04-03T13:55:56Z")
First of all, cry me a fucking river. Someone ahead of him in a grocery line? Who gives a shit? I’m not reading into anything. I’m reading the words of the OP: “this fat bitch ahead of me in the express line decides to pay for her donuts with a cheque.” If that’s not persecution, I don’t know what is. You’re trying to deflect obvious insult (and insult for no reason except the insulter’s assholishness) by saying – but, but, he’s just describing her. Why didn’t he say, “this bitch wearing a purple sweater” or “this bitch with sunglasses on” … ? ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/42 "2004-04-03T13:56:32Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > I can personally attest to this – **Jack** is one SEXY bitch! Pics please ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/43 "2004-04-03T13:57:57Z")
> [@Jack Batty](#): > > First of all, cry me a fucking river. Someone ahead of him in a grocery line? Who gives a shit? > > I’m not reading into anything. I’m reading the words of the OP: “this fat bitch ahead of me in the express line decides to pay for her donuts with a cheque.” > > If that’s not persecution, I don’t know what is. > > You’re trying to deflect obvious insult (and insult for no reason except the insulter’s assholishness) by saying – but, but, he’s just describing her. > > Why didn’t he say, “this bitch wearing a purple sweater” or “this bitch with sunglasses on” … ? My lord, he mentioned a fat person and something involving food in the same sentence! Talk about fat persecution! Way to read into things a little too deeply. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/44 "2004-04-03T13:59:51Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Oh please! The fat bitch bought donuts, thereby causing skinny nice-guy **elpadre** to have to wait to pay for his nutritious and non- fattening cereal and skim milk. > > Obviously she was deserve a pitting for existing/ buying donuts/ having a checking account/inconveniencing our skinny, skim milk drinking hero! > Can’t you see that our hero is upstanding and good-natured! Everybody should jump in and agree with **elpadre** on what a fat bitch that woman was for paying for her purchase with a check. Why, with those precious seconds it took to process that fat bitch’s check could have put on his cape and flown to a poor third world country in desperate need of skim milk and cereal! Big Girl your sarcastic reply brought a smile to my face Sadly, to paraphrase the quote, witty sarcasm proves nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/45 "2004-04-03T14:00:03Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > My lord, he mentioned a fat person and something involving food in the same sentence! Talk about fat persecution! > > Way to read into things a little too deeply. Okay. You tell me, Einstein. What was the point of mentioning that she was fat, and was buying donuts, if all he was pissed off at was that she was writing a check? ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/46 "2004-04-03T14:01:56Z")
> [@Jack Batty](#): > > Okay. You tell me, Einstein. What was the point of mentioning that she was fat, and was buying donuts, if all he was pissed off at was that she was writing a check? It adds a better idea of what happend. What went down is a little less vague if we’re given details. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/47 "2004-04-03T14:02:22Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > Pics please I don’t know if I should gift you with the image of this smouldering hunk of man-meat … I barely know you! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/48 "2004-04-03T14:02:26Z")
> [@elpadre](#): > > I paid cash for a box of cereal and skim milk. So how’s that diet going? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/49 "2004-04-03T14:03:32Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > It adds a better idea of what happend. What went down is a little less vague if we’re given details. Pointless facts, that add nothing to the story and only serve to deride. The prosecution rests. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/50 "2004-04-03T14:04:40Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > I don’t know if I should gift you with the image of this smouldering hunk of man-meat … I barely know you! Don’t be a tease. It’s been too long since I’ve had a boyfriend, I need something to ignite my heart so it can arise from the ashes of its former self like a phoenix. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/51 "2004-04-03T14:05:22Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > It adds a better idea of what happend. What went down is a little less vague if we’re given details. 😕 > [@](#): > > So I was at the grocery store yesterday and this fat bitch ahead of me in the express line decides to pay for her donuts with a cheque. Geez Louise. If you going to take a lot of time, use the regular line!!! Now, removing “fat” we have _So I was at the grocery store yesterday and this bitch ahead of me in the express line decides to pay for her donuts with a cheque. Geez Louise. If you going to take a lot of time, use the regular line!!!_ I certainly see your point, **NHIBI**. The word “fat” makes things SO much clearer. :rolleyes: If **elpadre** had left out the comment about her weight, we could have gone on to a nice Pitting about inconsiderate people who don’t understand the meaning of Express Line. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/52 "2004-04-03T14:06:20Z")
> [@Jack Batty](#): > > Pointless facts, that add nothing to the story and only serve to deride. > > The prosecution rests. Says you. I don’t find them pointless. But are either of us authorities on what is pointless or not? I don’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/53 "2004-04-03T14:08:06Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > 😕 > > Now, removing “fat” we have > > _So I was at the grocery store yesterday and this bitch ahead of me in the express line decides to pay for her donuts with a cheque. Geez Louise. If you going to take a lot of time, use the regular line!!!_ > > I certainly see your point, **NHIBI**. The word “fat” makes things SO much clearer. :rolleyes: > > If **elpadre** had left out the comment about her weight, we could have gone on to a nice Pitting about inconsiderate people who don’t understand the meaning of Express Line. It’s a description. It tells us how the person appeared, making the rant easier to visualize. I would not object to him saying they were blue eyed or brown haired - would you? Get over it. ---
**Author:** ![elpadre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/838e76/32.png) [@elpadre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elpadre)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/54 "2004-04-03T14:08:12Z")
“So how’s that diet going?” Just great. I exercise regularly, eat healthy foods and I’m not fat. Funny how that works. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/55 "2004-04-03T14:11:48Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > It’s a description. It tells us how the person appeared, making the rant easier to visualize. I would not object to him saying they were blue eyed or brown haired - would you? > > Get over it. Yeah. That blue-eyed, blonde bitch! C’mon. Can you really not see that he used the word ‘fat’ to be an insult? ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/56 "2004-04-03T14:12:06Z")
> [@elpadre](#): > > “So how’s that diet going?” > > Just great. I exercise regularly, eat healthy foods and I’m not fat. Funny how that works. Jesus, I can’t believe how you could dare use fat in that context. STOP PERSECUTING FATTIES ASSHOLE! :mad: :mad: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/57 "2004-04-03T14:13:35Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > Big Girl your sarcastic reply brought a smile to my face > > Sadly, to paraphrase the quote, witty sarcasm proves nothing. I’m glad I amused you. Look **Never Have I Because** I am apparently missing a large part of my brain! Shiny keys. _jingle, jingle_ O.K. now that he’s distracted, let’s all call him stupid behind his back. That’s not an insult, you know. It’s just a descriptive. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/58 "2004-04-03T14:13:37Z")
> [@spooje](#): > > Yeah. That blue-eyed, blonde bitch! > C’mon. Can you really not see that he used the word ‘fat’ to be an insult? I see it as a description, you see it as a insult. You’re being too sensitive. Waaaaay too sensitive. ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/59 "2004-04-03T14:16:00Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > Good to know that you’re probably not biased in the matter, right? 😉 God forbid she answer your question. Another episode of “what most people think”! When describing a person, fat is considered, by most, to be an insult. Also, replace “fat bitch” with “liberal fuckup”. “right-wing nazi”. “black liar” “muslim killer”. When you use two descriptions like that, two descriptions that are commonly used by others to insult - people are going to assume that you expect said person to do such a thing based on your prior description. Fat bitch who takes too long to pay for her donuts. I detect a connection, don’t you? There’s an undertone, and most people will see it. Again, **Never Have I Because I** , it doesn’t matter what you think because your fucked up way of acting/thinking/posting is not that of the general, right minded populace. The sooner you accept that and stop posting, the better. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/60 "2004-04-03T14:16:27Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I’m glad I amused you. > Look **Never Have I Because** I am apparently missing a large part of my brain! Shiny keys. _jingle, jingle_ > > O.K. now that he’s distracted, let’s all call him stupid behind his back. That’s not an insult, you know. It’s just a descriptive. My, you seem to be indicating that because I’m disagreeing with you, I must be without my brain or any intelligence, merely because I’m disagreeing with you. How intelligent. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049.md?page=4)