# Fuck You Ya Fat Bitch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 3, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049 "2004-04-03T13:05:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/61 "2004-04-03T14:18:08Z")

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> [@Necro Romancer](#):
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> God forbid she answer your question.
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> Another episode of “what most people think”!
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> When describing a person, fat is considered, by most, to be an insult. Also, replace “fat bitch” with “liberal fuckup”. “right-wing nazi”. “black liar” “muslim killer”. When you use two descriptions like that, two descriptions that are commonly used by others to insult - people are going to assume that you expect said person to do such a thing based on your prior description. Fat bitch who takes too long to pay for her donuts. I detect a connection, don’t you? There’s an undertone, and most people will see it.
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> Again, **Never Have I Because I** , it doesn’t matter what you think because your fucked up way of acting/thinking/posting is not that of the general, right minded populace. The sooner you accept that and stop posting, the better.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:  
STOP HATING ON FAT PEOPLE! STOP THE PERSECUTION!!!

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/62 "2004-04-03T14:21:16Z")

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YOU’RE ALL FUCKING FAT HATERS! FUCKING STOP IT! :mad: :mad: :mad:

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/63 "2004-04-03T14:21:26Z")

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The Check-Out Enforcer and Description Man.

Maybe **elpadre** should frequent stores that don’t allow checks in the express line. That way fat bitches buying donuts won’t delay _his_ meal.  
and maybe **I Never** will never learn the difference between desrcriptive (overweight woman) and insulting (fat bitch).

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/64 "2004-04-03T14:23:19Z")

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Yeah, Big Girl. When using descriptives, we should avoid the ones that will offend all the sensitive people, because their feelings would be hurt and that would be ☹ ☹ ☹ for them.

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**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/65 "2004-04-03T14:23:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> STOP HATING ON FAT PEOPLE! STOP THE PERSECUTION!!!

“Holy shit everyone! Look how quickly Necro proved his point!”

Do you have anything of substance to add? Something that is relevant to my post? You know, an actual argument in light of it.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/66 "2004-04-03T14:25:53Z")

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> [@Necro Romancer](#):
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> “Holy shit everyone! Look how quickly Necro proved his point!”
> 
> Do you have anything of substance to add? Something that is relevant to my post? You know, an actual argument in light of it.

I am sorry, it is just all this hated of fat people by elpadre… It is just despicable, you know?

It’s a description, you know? Only if you choose to read into it does it turn into some sort of mega offensive slur.

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**Author:** ![elpadre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/838e76/32.png) [@elpadre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elpadre)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/67 "2004-04-03T14:27:19Z")

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"Maybe **elpadre** should frequent stores that don’t allow checks in the express line. That way fat bitches buying donuts won’t delay _his_ meal. "

Maybe fat bitches should think about other people instead of donuts?

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/68 "2004-04-03T14:28:52Z")

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> [@elpadre](#):
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> "Maybe **elpadre** should frequent stores that don’t allow checks in the express line. That way fat bitches buying donuts won’t delay _his_ meal. "
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> Maybe fat bitches should think about other people instead of donuts?

Uh oh, it appears you went there!

High five, brah!

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/69 "2004-04-03T14:29:21Z")

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So I take it you don’t mind if skinny bitches hold you up, hmmm?

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/70 "2004-04-03T14:31:21Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> So I take it you don’t mind if skinny bitches hold you up, hmmm?

My, you seem to be asking the hard hitting questions.

Would you ask these questions…

IF I WERE A METROSEXUAL IGUANA?

how about then, huh?

how about then?!

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/71 "2004-04-03T14:34:06Z")

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> [@elpadre](#):
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> Maybe fat bitches should think about other people instead of donuts?

Maybe fat bitches should slap the shit out of arrogant, egotistical bastards who think the world should work at their convenience.  
Maybe. In a perfect world.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/72 "2004-04-03T14:36:08Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Maybe fat bitches should slap the shit out of arrogant, egotistical bastards who think the world should work at their convenience.

Why shouldn’t it work at his convenience, in this case? She was the one being inconsiderate.

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**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/73 "2004-04-03T14:37:30Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> IF I WERE A METROSEXUAL IGUANA? how about then, huh?

Again, asswipe, that’s not relevant. Do you have a learning disorder or do you just not give a shit what you post? If the former is true, please stop posting here. It can’t possibly be healthy for anyone.

Read the arguments against you again. Actually read them. Don’t search for insults you can use. Consider the points. Then accept that you’re wrong; And finally, stop posting in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/74 "2004-04-03T14:38:47Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> Why shouldn’t it work at his convenience, in this case? She was the one being inconsiderate.

No she wasn’t. If the store allows checks at the express line, she was just buying groceries. Perhaps **elpadre** should pit the fat manager who lets fat bitches purchase donuts with checks on the express line.

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**Author:** ![MC\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@MC\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MC_E)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/75 "2004-04-03T14:41:10Z")

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What I don’t get is that he was inconvienienced for at most TWO MINUTES in line at the grocery store, and probably a lot less than that, but he has no problem bitching about it for an hour and a half here. 😕

I think I’m going to go out today and pick out something that fits the stereotype of my appearance, wait for someone that looks like a prick, and hop in front of them in the express line. Then I willpay by check, and take an excruciatingly long time to pay for it. It sounds like fun, knowing I could keep them angry for hours afterwards.

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**Author:** ![elpadre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/838e76/32.png) [@elpadre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elpadre)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/76 "2004-04-03T14:43:59Z")

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As a matter of fact, the express line was supposed to be for cash or credit only. But Fatty pulled out a cheque after her donuts were ringed up and was not sent to another line.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/77 "2004-04-03T14:45:31Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> My, you seem to be asking the hard hitting questions.

No, asshat, it’s called making a point, showing up the weaknesses in his argument.

We’ve all been held up by inconsiderate people in line. How much they weigh or how much makeup they’re wearing or how much cheap perfume is wafting off their unwashed neck is irrelevant. “Fat” was irrelevant to **elpadre** ’s situation.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/78 "2004-04-03T14:48:13Z")

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> [@elpadre](#):
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> As a matter of fact, the express line was supposed to be for cash or credit only. But Fatty pulled out a cheque after her donuts were ringed up and was not sent to another line.

You just keep digging that hole deeper and deeper, don’t you?

**What difference does it make how fat she was?** She’s was being a clueless inconsiderate airhead. Somehow I don’t think we’d be here if she looked like Cindy Crawford.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/79 "2004-04-03T14:49:02Z")

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> [@Necro Romancer](#):
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> Again, asswipe, that’s not relevant. Do you have a learning disorder or do you just not give a shit what you post? If the former is true, please stop posting here. It can’t possibly be healthy for anyone.

I do have a learning disorder, it is called dyslexia! Do not liken my disorder to someone ‘not caring about what they post’, which also isn’t true.

> [@](#):
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> Read the arguments against you again. Actually read them. Don’t search for insults you can use. Consider the points. Then accept that you’re wrong; And finally, stop posting in this thread.

I have considered the points and I find them stupid.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/80 "2004-04-03T14:50:42Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> You just keep digging that hole deeper and deeper, don’t you?
> 
> **What difference does it make how fat she was?** She’s was being a clueless inconsiderate airhead. Somehow I don’t think we’d be here if she looked like Cindy Crawford.

You can ponder the what ifs and the what nots, but it is all for naught. It proves nothing.

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