# Fuck You Ya Fat Bitch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 3, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049 "2004-04-03T13:05:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/81 "2004-04-03T14:50:46Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> I have considered the points and I find them stupid.

Saying it does not make it so.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/82 "2004-04-03T14:52:30Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> Saying it does not make it so.

I am sorry ivylass, should I make it easier for you? Go a little slower this time? Des…crip…tion. How’s that now, my darling?

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/83 "2004-04-03T14:55:30Z")

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To quote **NHIBI** :

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> Sadly, to paraphrase the quote, witty sarcasm proves nothing.

And I use “witty” advisedly.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/84 "2004-04-03T14:56:40Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> To quote **NHIBI** :
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> And I use “witty” advisedly.

Poor ivylass.

Feebly grasping at something… Perhaps a logical arguement?

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/85 "2004-04-03T15:02:08Z")

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Fuck you, you skinny little runt.

(Hey, I just had to let that out)

Grocery express checkouts in Canada do not permit cheques for good reason. What pisses me off are those fat bitches and skinny little runts and whoever else who start to pull out their cheque books (or wallets) after the total is presented to them in any checkout.

> [@ivylass](#):
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> If she had been a six foot tall Norwegian supermodel wearing high heels and a miniskirt, would you have been just as angry?

I’m ashamed to admit that if she was showing some cleaveage as well, and wearing Obsession, she could be paying with pennies and it wouldn’t bother me.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/86 "2004-04-03T15:03:54Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> I am sorry ivylass, should I make it easier for you? Go a little slower this time? Des…crip…tion. How’s that now, my darling?

How 'bout we go slow for you-- FAT (insulting descriptor)in-sult-ing means to treat with insolence, indignity, or contempt /descriptor means a word used to de-scr-ibe. BITCH (insulting noun)see above for definition of insulting/ a noun is a person, place or thing  
Could it be that in that the apparently missing part of your brain contains the part that would show you that something can be descriptive _and_ insulting?

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/87 "2004-04-03T15:05:00Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> Poor ivylass.
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> Feebly grasping at something… Perhaps a logical arguement?

I’ve made logical arguments. So have others. You’ve dismissed them as “stupid.” Why should I continue to waste my time?

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**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/88 "2004-04-03T15:11:13Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> I’ve made logical arguments. So have others. You’ve dismissed them as “stupid.” Why should I continue to waste my time?

A big Beatsteaks fan, are you **NHBI**?

You know why you won’t prove your point? Why you wont prove most of your points? Because you’re using your opinion as an argument. That and asshole remarks. There are plenty of morons with their fuckup opinions but it doesn’t matter what they have to say. The populace doesn’t think based on the opinion of one moron. You may feel compelled to change this, but you’ll fail.

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> …arguing with a moron is never productive. Even if you win the argument, all you’ve done is won an argument with a moron.

I’m done with this thread.

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**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/89 "2004-04-03T15:13:14Z")

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> [@elpadre](#):
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> "Maybe **elpadre** should frequent stores that don’t allow checks in the express line. That way fat bitches buying donuts won’t delay _his_ meal. "
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> Maybe fat bitches should think about other people instead of donuts?

Nah, he (or she) has a point. At least some grocery stores have express lines that don’t allow checks. Shit, a lot of life is waiting. It’s just a shame you had to wait on someone who wasn’t young, attractive, physically fit and showing a lot of cleavage. IMO that makes waiting easier.

Perhaps your diet is making you impatient and grumpy?

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**Author:** ![UselessGit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/74df32/32.png) [@UselessGit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UselessGit)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/90 "2004-04-03T15:19:00Z")

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On second thought, I’m with **elpadre** and **NHIBI**. I just went to the store and there was a fucking nigger paying with change for his chicken in front of me in line, and then a perfume-buying faggot held me up for another couple of minutes by paying with his credit card instead of cash. Don’t even get me started on the fucking cripple and his stupid wheelchair taking up all the space. Don’t mean to offend anyone, just being descriptive.

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> Originally Posted by\*\* Biggirl\*\*:  
> Maybe fat bitches should slap the shit out of arrogant, egotistical bastards who think the world should work at their convenience.

I guess I could put on some weight but can I join even if I’m a man?

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/91 "2004-04-03T15:27:25Z")

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> [@UselessGit](#):
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> On second thought, I’m with **elpadre** and **NHIBI**. I just went to the store and there was a fucking nigger paying with change for his chicken in front of me in line, and then a perfume-buying faggot held me up for another couple of minutes by paying with his credit card instead of cash. Don’t even get me started on the fucking cripple and his stupid wheelchair taking up all the space. Don’t mean to offend anyone, just being descriptive.

All of those are inherently negative. Not so with fat.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/92 "2004-04-03T15:29:59Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> How 'bout we go slow for you-- FAT (insulting descriptor)in-sult-ing means to treat with insolence, indignity, or contempt /descriptor means a word used to de-scr-ibe. BITCH (insulting noun)see above for definition of insulting/ a noun is a person, place or thing  
> Could it be that in that the apparently missing part of your brain contains the part that would show you that something can be descriptive _and_ insulting?

Fat is only insulting in certain contexts - and it’s not insulting in this context.

Poor Biggirl - is our fat persecution making you feel bad enough for you to need to result to ad hominems? Seems so.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/93 "2004-04-03T15:37:04Z")

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“You fat bitch.” – nothing negative in that?

Let’s see …

“Happy Birthday Grandma, you fat bitch.”

Yeah, that does roll of the tongue, doesn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/94 "2004-04-03T15:39:37Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> Fat is only insulting in certain contexts - and it’s not insulting in this context.
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> Poor Biggirl - is our fat persecution making you feel bad enough for you to need to result to ad hominems? Seems so.

And you believe this context:

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> So I was at the grocery store yesterday and this fat bitch ahead of me in the express line decides to pay for her donuts with a cheque.

is not insulting?

You are stupid and that is not an ad hominem attack, it’s descriptive. It fits the context of this thread well.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/95 "2004-04-03T15:41:48Z")

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> [@Jack Batty](#):
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> “You fat bitch.” – nothing negative in that?
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> Let’s see …
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> “Happy Birthday Grandma, you fat bitch.”
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> Yeah, that does roll of the tongue, doesn’t it?

Fat, fine. A description. Perhaps presented with more tact, ie overweight. And I doubt anyone would logically use it in that context.

Bitch is insulting. So, I wouldn’t agree to that.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/96 "2004-04-03T15:42:53Z")

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Biggirl, context and descriptions - do these words mean nothing to you? Nothing?

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**Author:** ![elpadre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/838e76/32.png) [@elpadre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elpadre)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/97 "2004-04-03T15:45:02Z")

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Yep, “fat bitch” is insulting. I wouldn’t have insulted her if she hadn’t paid with a cheque. Duh.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/98 "2004-04-03T15:53:09Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> Biggirl, context and descriptions - do these words mean nothing to you? Nothing?

This is what context means to me:

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> Main Entry: con·text  
> Pronunciation: 'kän-"tekst  
> Function: noun  
> Etymology: Middle English, weaving together of words, from Latin contextus connection of words, coherence, from contexere to weave together, from com- + texere to weave – more at TECHNICAL  
> 1 : the parts of a discourse that surround a word or passage and can throw light on its meaning  
> 2 : the interrelated conditions in which something exists or occurs : ENVIRONMENT, SETTING

and this is what description means to me:

> [@](#):
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> Main Entry: de·scrip·tion  
> Pronunciation: di-'skrip-sh&n  
> Function: noun  
> Etymology: Middle English descripcioun, from Middle French & Latin; Middle French description, from Latin description-, descriptio, from describere  
> 1 a : an act of describing; specifically : discourse intended to give a mental image of something experienced b : a descriptive statement or account  
> 2 : kind or character especially as determined by salient features \<opposed to any tax of so radical a description\>  
> synonym see TYPE

Now, stupid person (NOT INSULTING! BECAUSE I KEEP SAYING IT ISN’T, THEREFORE IT COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE INSULTING! ESPECIALLY IF I USE ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS!) what is your definition of these words.

And now that **elpadre** has confirmed that he meant to be insulting, you’ll conceed your stupid point, right?

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/99 "2004-04-03T15:56:08Z")

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Big Girl, is nothing sacred?

My point remains, even if the orig. poster disagrees with me.

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**Author:** ![elpadre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/838e76/32.png) [@elpadre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elpadre)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/100 "2004-04-03T16:02:49Z")

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Why don’t you get off your high horse and lose some weight?

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