# Fuck You Ya Fat Bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 3, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049 "2004-04-03T13:05:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![MelCthefirst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eada6e/32.png) [@MelCthefirst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MelCthefirst)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/161 "2004-04-05T22:57:29Z")
> [@Crafter\_Man](#): > > That’s correct. I don’t. > > I am not claiming that eating a lot of food, eating the “wrong” food, or not exercising will always _cause_ a particular person to become fat. If you’re lucky enough to have a high metabolism (e.g. Crafter\_Woman), then there’s nothing to discuss. But the converse is almost _always_ true, i.e. if you’re fat then it is very likely caused by overeating, not exercising, etc. In other words, if a person is fat, they should _recognize_ that they’re eating more than they’re burning, and make appropriate adjustments to their diet & exercise plans. > > The implication here, of course, is the belief that “being fat is not good.” From a health and well-being standpoint, this is (in general) a true statement. And eating the wrong food and not exercising is good for you if you are thin?? ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/162 "2004-04-06T00:23:57Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Now elpadre, do you wish to pit the woman who used a check on the express line or do you want to pit the fat donut eating bitch who prevented you from drinking your skim milk for a few nano-seconds? > [@lucwarm](#): > > I wish to pit the fat donut eating bitch who insisted on using a cheque in the express line. I hope you don’t mind. And your statement that cheques are permitted is a lie. So I’m pitting you too. I wonder if **lucwarm** feels clever about posting for four years, paying to become a member, then making a sock and forgetting to log out… ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/163 "2004-04-06T00:44:22Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > I wonder if **lucwarm** feels clever about posting for four years, paying to become a member, then making a sock and forgetting to log out… BUAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/164 "2004-04-06T00:57:31Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > And finally, for the record, I am a 6’ tall, skinny, blond, gorgeous, Swedish supermodel, so there. So, once again, **alice\_in\_wonderland** How are you doing 😉 ? Oh yeah, and the OP is an idiot with a dick so small he gets blow jobs from Gerald his pet hamster. ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/77aa72/32.png) [@Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_On_My_Sleeve)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/165 "2004-04-06T02:03:10Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > I don’t see the OP judging all fat people. Just the one inconsiderate sow who apparently is so focused on something that she can’t read the fucking signs in the grocery store. Sadly, I wasn’t referring necessarily to the OP…there’s plenty of fat-people haters here to go around. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/166 "2004-04-06T05:09:48Z")
And even if there _were_ a regulation about not cashing a check in the 12 item lane, is it worth a rant at SDMD? Talk about _lame_! I’d just as soon read an account of a glass of water evaporating. No, I think the OP decided to spice up his “adventure” a little by using the “f” word. What a _brilliant_ idea! Why hasn’t someone thought of doing that before? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/167 "2004-04-06T05:21:25Z")
And while we’re on the subject of healthy lifestyles, has anyone noticed that the OP shows signs of having a Type A personality? He will burn himself out too young if this sort of thing throws him. And it’s so _illogicial_…What would he have done with the minute he saved if she had written the check? It took him longer than that to compose the “rant.” ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/168 "2004-04-06T06:09:10Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > I wonder if **lucwarm** feels clever about posting for four years, paying to become a member, then making a sock and forgetting to log out… I didn’t know anything about this until after the drama had died down. But I wondered exactly how it all came down. Good eye for detail, **Dooku**. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/169 "2004-04-06T10:46:44Z")
I knew this thread sounded familiar. To demonstrate how _unoriginal_ it is, check out this one: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=199345&highlight=donut](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=199345&highlight=donut) At least she wasn’t writing checks. ---
**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/170 "2004-04-06T15:10:22Z")
> [@Heart On My Sleeve](#): > > Sadly, I wasn’t referring necessarily to the OP…there’s plenty of fat-people haters here to go around. “fat-people haters” I am truly amazed. WTF, are you after minority group status? Or do you just like feeling persecuted? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049/171 "2004-04-07T03:03:42Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > eat you **before** dousing you with butter, cheese, maple syrup and lard. (bolding mine) Ok, I’m confused. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-ya-fat-bitch/238049.md?page=8)