# Fuck you, you fucking piece of HP shit!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-fucking-piece-of-hp-shit/458161>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 29, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-fucking-piece-of-hp-shit/458161 "2008-07-29T22:38:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wheeljack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@Wheeljack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheeljack)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-fucking-piece-of-hp-shit/458161/41 "2008-08-01T06:47:38Z")

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Well, there’s always the Okidata Microline. It can just “shut up and print” in the loudest manner imaginable. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-fucking-piece-of-hp-shit/458161/42 "2008-08-01T18:22:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Otto]

I can’t even return it, because it was free!  
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Well then, quit while you’re ahead.

86 it.

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